Yoda VS. The Hulk

dude yoda would win. hulk may be bullet proof, but not lightsaber proof.

I said this the last time the last time the fight came up. Yoda leaves the fight riding on the shoulders of his new pet Hulk.

This one's been done. Easy win for Yoda.

OR, he turns Bruce into the most badass Jedi ever. Zenn Banner with a lightsaber.

No, I said Bruce. READ.

this becomes a new victory for the cabinet of HULK

And in a painful defeat for YODA

Ha, I forgot that I started it waaaay back when as a joke. Read if you want to see what's already been said: http://www.comicvine.com/message/yoda-vs-hulk/7672/&c=37&37

I don't believe that a fist of HULK says the same thing

GambitO says:

"I don't believe that a fist of HULK says the same thing"

Defeats Hulk, Yoda does

Yoda

Poor Hulk

Why

was

this

bumped?

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Why does everyone think that Hulk is mentally impaired? with the battle speed of a 4 year old? He isn't people, just because he isn't faster than Superman, doesn't mean he isn't fast. He has superhuman speed and reaction time.

The only chance Yoda has is to cut off his head, or force throw the lightsaber through Hulks heart (that may not kill him). Otherwise Hulk is going to kill him

The force wouldn't help much in this fight because Yoda does not have any force feats that would do anywhere close to enough damage to Hulk. Those council seats he threw at Dooku? please those would do literally no damage to Hulk.

Apparently some don't know about The Force here...

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Yes the force is nasty but saying "You don't know the force" isnt an argument its dodging the point for people to lazy to actually debate. Hulk has tanked nukes and a lightsabers best cutting feat i can recall is cutting blast doors. I recall reading the stuff ships are made out of is 150 times stronger than steel and the sabers didn't instantly cut through that it took some effort, this puts Lightsabers at around 45 thousand degrees Fahrenheit. While nukes Burn at 150 million degrees Fahrenheit. Sabers Wouldn't even scratch hulk. Combined with shock-waves and all manor of ungodly strength yoda would be hard pressed to take down hulk.

Couldnt really mess with hulks mind very easily when hulks raged.

Hulk can hold his breath for hours so choking him out is pointless unless you can keep it up for a few hours..

Thor has taken lightning blasts from thor and storm so force lightning isn't very helpful

Force Push, Hulks survived worse.

Telekenesis is still a viable BFR technique assuming hulk downt thunderclap or something knocking Yoda senseless.

ANd please when you rebuttal do not use palatine EU feats to show how bad assed the force is. WHile its true The emporer has some SICK feats Yoda to my reasonable amount of knowledge has never showed that level of power.

Yoda wins easily.

I really want to say Hulk for the win...but Yoda may be one of the few characters quick enough and skilled enough to chop off Hulk's head...and I don't think he's coming back from that. People forget that the Hulk doesn't have true invulnerability like Superman does - sure he's really tough, but he also regenerates damage at an incredible speed. I have never seen a feat of him regenerating a head...so Hulk is going down.

But a question I must ask: would Yoda actually kill the Hulk? Would the great master of the Force be cool with chopping off the head of creature that is clearly sentient?

@The_Thunderer: I have, the fact remains that short of decapitating the Hulk, Yoda can not do enough damage to kill him, Hulk has survived nukes, he has survived a punch from Skaar that was 70 trillion tons of force and just shrugged it off. Yoda can not, in any Star Wars story create that kind of force.

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Wait does Yoda even get a lightsaber? he isn't given one in the OP

@cliffrice said:

Yes the force is nasty but saying "You don't know the force" isnt an argument its dodging the point for people to lazy to actually debate. Hulk has tanked nukes and a lightsabers best cutting feat i can recall is cutting blast doors. I recall reading the stuff ships are made out of is 150 times stronger than steel and the sabers didn't instantly cut through that it took some effort, this puts Lightsabers at around 45 thousand degrees Fahrenheit. While nukes Burn at 150 million degrees Fahrenheit. Sabers Wouldn't even scratch hulk. Combined with shock-waves and all manor of ungodly strength yoda would be hard pressed to take down hulk.

Couldnt really mess with hulks mind very easily when hulks raged.

Hulk can hold his breath for hours so choking him out is pointless unless you can keep it up for a few hours..

Thor has taken lightning blasts from thor and storm so force lightning isn't very helpful

Force Push, Hulks survived worse.

Telekenesis is still a viable BFR technique assuming hulk downt thunderclap or something knocking Yoda senseless.

ANd please when you rebuttal do not use palatine EU feats to show how bad assed the force is. WHile its true The emporer has some SICK feats Yoda to my reasonable amount of knowledge has never showed that level of power.

Your right its reasonable to believe that Yoda cant do any of these things.