One well placed snowball takes that magical top hat right off.
Barney seems harder to kill. In the time it would take Frosty's little ankle biters to bring their purple prey down and start dismembering him to get to the soft puppeteer inside one or two kids on team Barney use ranged attacks on the snowman while the remaining Barney believers catch Frosty's minions in a pincer move.
Barney may never walk or be pretty again due to the horrifying beating he receives (the pitiful cries of an alcoholic pupeteer reaching a new all-time low will be heard in the background) but he will eat snowcomes for dinner.
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