There are so many girly men who like Superman-you know,you get people with skinny as legs wearing tight jeans and sparkly Superman t-shirts!
Superman SUCKS!
How do you think he'd fare in the following match-ups?
The list of who can beat “The Man of Steel” with the ultimate out-classer at the bottom.
10. The Hulk! HULK SMASH SPANDEX MAN!!! THE LONGER HULK FIGHTS,THE STRONGER HULK GETS!
9. Spiderman w/black suit:- super strength, super reflexes, apparent immunity to sharp objects, super sticky webbing?! Even if Superman went into his ultimate form, black-suit Spiderman would just use kryptonite and perhaps even integrate it with his webbing.
8.The Dark Claw (Wolverine and Batman fusion)
Probably the least likely out of the lot straight way BUT Batman’s brains and Wolverine’s brawn-considering Batman is a martial artist and Wolverine has experience with age, I think Dark Claw could just stab him with his adamantium claws or grapple him down with Jiu Jitsu and break Superman’s joints. Dark Claw also has super strength and reflexes. KRYPTONITE-EMBEDDED CLAWS ANYONE?!!!
7. Oh yeah there is The Flash who is the fastest Superhero;as fast as,or faster than Super Sonic,and faster than Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales wink I hear he has a “infinite mass punch”
6. Yoda:- Yoda is a Jedi Master with super speed and reflexes that put Spiderman to shame. Not to mention he can use force push/pull,force choke,force lightning and read minds; to name a few of his abilities. Although he may not defeat Superman with raw power, the force is with him; not to mention Superman is the “Man of Steel”-last I heard lightsabres cut through steel like butter.
5.Gandalf the White would be pretty awesome against him; slightly better than Yoda and has magical sword wielding skills as well as the ability to fire out elemental energy attacks. Plus he can’t die-the Gods (Valar?) of LOTR would bring him back (before anybody asks-Sauron and Morgorth were strong for divine beings in LOTR-they were almost as strong as the Valar hence the reason they sent their best Mair down to Earth as wizards who would help turn the tide-Mair is a name for Valar who help in combat and who go out of heaven).
4. Umm, Silver Surfer is apparently pretty awesome too-kinda like the anti version of Superman and he looks much better. Super speed and super strength from Surfer as well as teleportation abilities.
3. Galactus:- Although Yoda may have major symbiosis with the force, Galactus IS the force!!! Galactus has: a very high threshold to many attacks,eats planets, transports people through dimensions, has frikkin laser beams on his frikkin head (sorry, couldn’t resist!),can enslave your mind AND change the matter you’re made of!
2.Thor! Thor is more handsome than Superman with nicer hair. Not to mention he has all of Superman’s major strengths (e.g. super speed,invulnerability, awesome strength, elemental control and magic powers ). Thor even has a big *** Hammer on him!
1. Goku!!! Now you may think Goku shouldn’t be stronger than Gods like Galactus or Thor BUT he defeated the ultimate evil; Majin Buu (I don’t count Shenron of GT as it sucked balls); the Kais (Gods) couldn’t defeat Buu and Goku pounded on him;standing a MUCH better chance vs Buu AND since Superman is NOT an ultimate hero, Goku would thrash him! Ok, let’s give Superman a chance; Superman is a SUPER-MAN with speed faster than a speeding bullet,super strength,sharp senses and control of heat and ice BUT Goku is a SUPER-SAIYAN! Even Raditz with a power level just over 1000 can go faster than the speed of LIGHT! Goku has super strength too AND he can destroy the Earth without thinking e.g. when charging up. Goku has martial arts skills that would destroy Superman in hand-to-hand combat and a kamehameha that’d atomise the Earth (when fighting Cell even though Goku wasn’t at his best) would be MUCH more powerful than a few heat beam eye blasts now wouldn’t it? Not to mention if Goku was hungry and tired and somehow not doing well vs Superman then he’d just use Instant Translocation to get some kryptonite smiley If I give Super-MAN a chance, at best he’d be equal to a full-powered Super-SAIYAN Goku as they are both SUPER but it’s all over for Superman once Goku goes SSJ2! It'd be all over for Superman BEFORE Goku even went SSJ3! He's the strongest in the list if he fuses with Gohan or Vegeta!
" There are so many girly men who like Superman-you know,you get people with skinny as legs wearing tight jeans and sparkly Superman t-shirts!Superman SUCKS! How do you think he'd fare in the following match-ups?The list of who can beat “The Man of Steel” with the ultimate out-classer at the bottom.10. The Hulk! HULK SMASH SPANDEX MAN!!! THE LONGER HULK FIGHTS,THE STRONGER HULK GETS!9. Spiderman w/black suit:- super strength, super reflexes, apparent immunity to sharp objects, super sticky webbing?! Even if Superman went into his ultimate form, black-suit Spiderman would just use kryptonite and perhaps even integrate it with his webbing.8.The Dark Claw (Wolverine and Batman fusion)Probably the least likely out of the lot straight way BUT Batman’s brains and Wolverine’s brawn-considering Batman is a martial artist and Wolverine has experience with age, I think Dark Claw could just stab him with his adamantium claws or grapple him down with Jiu Jitsu and break Superman’s joints. Dark Claw also has super strength and reflexes. KRYPTONITE-EMBEDDED CLAWS ANYONE?!!!7. Oh yeah there is The Flash who is the fastest Superhero;as fast as,or faster than Super Sonic,and faster than Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales winkI hear he has a “infinite mass punch” 6. Yoda:- Yoda is a Jedi Master with super speed and reflexes that put Spiderman to shame. Not to mention he can use force push/pull,force choke,force lightning and read minds; to name a few of his abilities. Although he may not defeat Superman with raw power, the force is with him; not to mention Superman is the “Man of Steel”-last I heard lightsabres cut through steel like butter.5.Gandalf the White would be pretty awesome against him; slightly better than Yoda and has magical sword wielding skills as well as the ability to fire out elemental energy attacks. Plus he can’t die-the Gods (Valar?) of LOTR would bring him back (before anybody asks-Sauron and Morgorth were strong for divine beings in LOTR-they were almost as strong as the Valar hence the reason they sent their best Mair down to Earth as wizards who would help turn the tide-Mair is a name for Valar who help in combat and who go out of heaven). 4. Umm, Silver Surfer is apparently pretty awesome too-kinda like the anti version of Superman and he looks much better. Super speed and super strength from Surfer as well as teleportation abilities.3. Galactus:- Although Yoda may have major symbiosis with the force, Galactus IS the force!!! Galactus has: a very high threshold to many attacks,eats planets, transports people through dimensions, has frikkin laser beams on his frikkin head (sorry, couldn’t resist!),can enslave your mind AND change the matter you’re made of!2.Thor! Thor is more handsome than Superman with nicer hair. Not to mention he has all of Superman’s major strengths (e.g. super speed,invulnerability, awesome strength, elemental control and magic powers ). Thor even has a big *** Hammer on him!1. Goku!!!Now you may think Goku shouldn’t be stronger than Gods like Galactus or Thor BUT he defeated the ultimate evil; Majin Buu (I don’t count Shenron of GT as it sucked balls); the Kais (Gods) couldn’t defeat Buu and Goku pounded on him;standing a MUCH better chance vs Buu AND since Superman is NOT an ultimate hero, Goku would thrash him!Ok, let’s give Superman a chance; Superman is a SUPER-MAN with speed faster than a speeding bullet,super strength,sharp senses and control of heat and ice BUT Goku is a SUPER-SAIYAN! Even Raditz with a power level just over 1000 can go faster than the speed of LIGHT! Goku has super strength too AND he can destroy the Earth without thinking e.g. when charging up. Goku has martial arts skills that would destroy Superman in hand-to-hand combat and a kamehameha that’d atomise the Earth (when fighting Cell even though Goku wasn’t at his best) would be MUCH more powerful than a few heat beam eye blasts now wouldn’t it? Not to mention if Goku was hungry and tired and somehow not doing well vs Superman then he’d just use Instant Translocation to get some kryptonite smileyIf I give Super-MAN a chance, at best he’d be equal to a full-powered Super-SAIYAN Goku as they are both SUPER but it’s all over for Superman once Goku goes SSJ2!It'd be all over for Superman BEFORE Goku even went SSJ3! He's the strongest in the list if he fuses with Gohan or Vegeta! "
Hulk - no supermans to fast spiderman - no supermans to strong dark claw - still need strength to push adimatium through superman flash - cant fly... superman flys in the air and rains down hell on the flash yoda - superman speed blitz Gandalf - maby...not sure how he could win though Surfer - can beat superman easly Galactus - 100% chance to own superman Thor - could be a stalemate thor isnt that fast compared to supes, and i havnt seen thor move a planet out of orbit Goku - dont bring this up...please dont this is what would truly happen
Spiderman w/black suit:- super strength, super reflexes, apparent immunity to sharp objects, super sticky webbing?!
The Dark Claw (Wolverine and Batman fusion) Probably the least likely out of the lot straight way BUT Batman’s brains and Wolverine’s brawn-considering Batman is a martial artist and Wolverine has experience with age, I think Dark Claw could just stab him with his adamantium claws or grapple him down with Jiu Jitsu and break Superman’s joints. Dark Claw also has super strength and reflexes. "
Dark Claw gets beat because he is too slow Spider-Man with the suit would still be taken out with heat vision The only threat is World War Hulk and even at this strength he can not win. Superman can hurt Hulk with ranged attacks and has the edge with speed
@ronki23 said:
" Oh yeah there is The Flash who is the fastest Superhero;as fast as,or faster than Super Sonic,and faster than Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales wink I hear he has a “infinite mass punch”
Silver Surfer is apparently pretty awesome too-kinda like the anti version of Superman and he looks much better. Super speed and super strength from Surfer as well as teleportation abilities. "
Flash can own Superman but he has to go all out and avoid everything Superman throws at him. He can take Superman out with a speed blitz but because Flash has low durability he must avoid getting clipped
Silver Surfer is far superior to Superman in all fields, telepathy, energy projection, speed, durability....Superman is totally outclassed
@ronki23 said:
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Yoda:- Yoda is a Jedi Master with super speed and reflexes that put Spiderman to shame.
Gandalf the White would be pretty awesome against him; slightly better than Yoda and has magical sword wielding skills as well as the ability to fire out elemental energy attacks.
Galactus:- Although Yoda may have major symbiosis with the force, Galactus IS the force!!!"
Superman is actually faster than Yoda, Yoda is too mortal and Superman will blitz Yoda before the Jedi can make a move
Gandalf is powerful but not fast or durable enough
Galactus would destroy Superman with ease, and then Galactus owns all the JLA and all the Avengers and all the Xmen
@ronki23 said:
" Thor! "
Thor if he fights smart should win, Superman is vulnerable to magic and Thor has the most powerful magic weapon in the Universe. The trouble is in-character Thor can be a dumb and Thor already lost a fight to Superman, but in Thor's defense crossover fights are usually just popularity contests
@ronki23 said:
" Goku!!! "
We tend to avoid DBZ threads because both Superman and Goku groups are very fanatical
It leads to flame wars and trolling .
@ronki23 said:
" There are so many girly men who like Superman-you know"
@Superparody: You said surfer could beat superman easily which I agree with but then said superman vs Thor would be close even though Thor beats surfer.
Hulk - no supermans to fast I agree completely....and also wanted 2 add Supes has powers Hulk only has strength. Plus Supes can sun dip himself stronger than the Hulk spiderman - no supermans to strong And faster, more invulnerable, and can deep fry him with heat vision which counter also hurts the suit.
dark claw - still need strength to push adimatium through superman Superman would still be nigh- invulnerable. I dont think anything would happen. flash - cant fly... superman flys in the air and rains down hell on the flash Agree Supes can fly plus has other powers and can almost match his flashes speed. yoda - superman speed blitz This is just murder. Gandalf - maby...not sure how he could win though Magic may do something but Supes speed blitz.
Surfer - can beat superman easly Not easily....but Surfer can do this. If supes has the power 2 say beat someone he is not going down easily. imo Galactus - 100% chance to own superman This is easily. And yes you are right.
Thor - could be a stalemate thor isnt that fast compared to supes, and i havnt seen thor move a planet out of orbit Thor has the ability 2 win but Superman takes this. Honestly I feel Thor has a better chance of beating Superman than Surfer does. Imo. Surfers advantages are not so clear.....Thors is. Goku - dont bring this up...please dont this is what would truly happen Agreed....topic should not be brought up. But goku dies. lol. opps i started it.
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