woodland critters vs jason voorhees - Battles

#1 Posted by bluntmanx (141 posts) - 4 months, 27 days ago - Show Bio

the woodland critters from south park vs jason from friday the 13th

random encounter

in an all out battle who wins

#2 Posted by cmyers1980 (247 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

Jason because he has a machete and healing factor while the critters just have teeth and claws.

#3 Posted by hyiena (1042 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

The Woodland critters do stuff so messed up it would make Jason crap his pants and run away in fear.

#4 Posted by bluntmanx (141 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

@cmyers1980 said:

Jason because he has a machete and healing factor while the critters just have teeth and claws.

the critters also have demonic powers

#5 Posted by hyiena (1042 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

I think Jason popped out Strawberry Shortcake's eyeball, and then was freaked out because the Christmas Critters wanted to go get aids so they could give it to her by peeing in her eye hole.

#6 Posted by bluntmanx (141 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

@hyiena said:

I think Jason popped out Strawberry Shortcake's eyeball, and then was freaked out because the Christmas Critters wanted to go get aids so they could give it to her by peeing in her eye hole.

lol thats brutal