#1 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Zeus' daughter takes on the newest member of Stormwatch. No prep, standard gear, no advance knowledge, no outside help, in-character, and no BFR. Win by KO. Battle takes place in NYC.

Who and WHY? Give a reason, any reason. If you don't give a reason the ponies win.

#2 Edited by The_PAIN (720 posts) - - Show Bio

LOBO, with no BFR, WW will have a long fight in favor of LOBO.

If LOBO is in for muscular chicks then you know what happens. ;p

#3 Posted by russellmania77 (15294 posts) - - Show Bio

Stalemate, she is much faster than lobo, she has faster combat speed but he'll just keep regenerating

#4 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (12165 posts) - - Show Bio

Stalemate, she is much faster than lobo, she has faster combat speed but he'll just keep regenerating

This.

#6 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

NEED I REMIND YOU THAT THE PONIES ARE WINNING. THINK OF THE PONIES.

#7 Posted by GhostRavage (8955 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by russellmania77 (15294 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait wasn't new 52 lobo weak?? He did get beat by deathstroke and he was able to use elephant bombs to penetrate his skin

#9 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Deathstroke did indeed fell him with explosives.

#11 Edited by dondave (37345 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by Straynger (228 posts) - - Show Bio

It seems the Lobo that appeared in Deathstroke is already being retcon'd in the new Stormwatch. He KO'd Apollo in 3 hits and seems to be back on par with the more standard showing. That being the case:

The question is, can WW KO Lobo before he stops admiring her "assets". I don't see that happening.

Lobo victory after a long awkward fight of inuendo and sexual harassment.

#13 Posted by Bo88gdan (4405 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

#14 Posted by Bruticus112 (110 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo wins, he's far stronger than Wonder Woman.

#15 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Seriously? Let's not make light of a terrible thing by throwing it around casually in the battle boards. Thanks.

Find other ways to say that somebody wins/construct battle scenarios in your head that don't involve rape.

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#16 Edited by XImpossibruX (5174 posts) - - Show Bio

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo kills her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Fixed for decency.

#17 Posted by Pokeysteve (8294 posts) - - Show Bio

@killemall If I had kept up on New 52 Lobo we could have had "Lobo vs WW: The Sequel".

#18 Posted by SheenLantern (6627 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Posted by GhostRavage (8955 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Seriously? Let's not make light of a terrible thing by throwing it around casually in the battle boards. Thanks.

Find other ways to say that somebody wins/construct battle scenarios in your head that don't involve rape.

Hahaha... Yeah, my bad there... Got a little too explicit there. I sincerely apologize.

#20 Edited by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Posted by Killemall (18564 posts) - - Show Bio

@killemall If I had kept up on New 52 Lobo we could have had "Lobo vs WW: The Sequel".

Lobo had a horrible run to begin with, but now he is being written by Starlin, who in the first issue went on to find an excuse of why Lobo jobbed, expect big things from him in near future, provided Starlin gets to continue his run of Stormwatch. :)

#22 Posted by BigCimmerian (8305 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Seriously? Let's not make light of a terrible thing by throwing it around casually in the battle boards. Thanks.

Find other ways to say that somebody wins/construct battle scenarios in your head that don't involve rape.

But he's right lol.

#23 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio

He gives her trousers and her leather jacket, together they ride on his hog and beat up sailors

#24 Posted by comic_book_fan (5630 posts) - - Show Bio

lobo wins.

#25 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Edited by Pokeysteve (8294 posts) - - Show Bio

@mercy_ said:

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Seriously? Let's not make light of a terrible thing by throwing it around casually in the battle boards. Thanks.

Find other ways to say that somebody wins/construct battle scenarios in your head that don't involve rape.

But he's right lol.

When has Lobo ever raped anyone?

#27 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Pre-52, never. New 52, who knows? But this is a fight to the KO.

#28 Posted by BigCimmerian (8305 posts) - - Show Bio

@bigcimmerian said:

@mercy_ said:

@bo88gdan said:

@ghostravage said:

Lobo rapes her like the ruthless sick S.O.B he is...

Seriously? Let's not make light of a terrible thing by throwing it around casually in the battle boards. Thanks.

Find other ways to say that somebody wins/construct battle scenarios in your head that don't involve rape.

But he's right lol.

When has Lobo ever raped anyone?

You don't know what he's doing with all those aliens across the universe considering how messed up he is lol. Of course they will not say or show it in comic book.

#29 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Pre-52 was not that depraved. He'd hit on girls and sometimes even harass them but if they didn't want the main man, their loss. Examples are Princess Shao-la, Layla, and it was referenced that he'd never do anything to Darlene unless she wanted it. In fact, he beat up a bunch of thugs trying to get at her.

#30 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12165 posts) - - Show Bio

Liefeld Lobo loses actually....

#31 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12165 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

Not at the moment. Right now it's hard to tell cause the Apollo fight wasn't exactly fair, and the retcon confuses me.

#34 Edited by jashro44 (21586 posts) - - Show Bio

@killemall: what did Stalin say that explains lobo jobbing to deathstroke?

#35 Posted by Killemall (18564 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44 said:

@killemall: what did Stalin say that explains lobo jobbing to deathstroke?

That Lobo exists in multiple dimension at the same time and his power can be distributes between the various dimension.

Here :

So we have these new unfathomable psionic energy beings running around who are apparently interested in Lobo, and they say

"The creature (Lobo) seems to reside in multidimensional realities without totally existing in one of them"

Then the next page says

"That goes a long way in explaining his wildly inconsistent power display"

Honestly if there is one thing Starlin is pretty good at, its coming with excuses to take away low ends feats from a character. He did that to Thanos (those where clones not Thanos himself thats why they lost), then Warlock (Warlock bonded to soul gem requires him to understand the gem, and let the gem control him to access his powers, which Warlock in character doesnt, thats why he was jobbing earlier in his history with ManBeast) and now Lobo.

#36 Posted by NicholasAgot (234 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Edited by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

Lobo stomps

#38 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio

@nicholasagot: actually I'd be happier with someone saying Wonder Woman and providing a reason, any reason, than someone just saying Lobo. Plus New 52 Lobo still isn't the same.

#39 Posted by BigCimmerian (8305 posts) - - Show Bio

Pre-52 was not that depraved. He'd hit on girls and sometimes even harass them but if they didn't want the main man, their loss. Examples are Princess Shao-la, Layla, and it was referenced that he'd never do anything to Darlene unless she wanted it. In fact, he beat up a bunch of thugs trying to get at her.

Yeah, I agree with this, but he's really crazy, but when that guy said he rapes Diana, I don't think he meant it literally, just that he clearly dominates her in fight. Btw who do you think is more crazier Joker or Lobo? Or Lobo isn't crazy, just very wild fellow lol.

#40 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12165 posts) - - Show Bio

I say Wonder Woman until I see some legit feats for new 52 Lobo...

#41 Posted by BigCimmerian (8305 posts) - - Show Bio

I say Wonder Woman until I see some legit feats for new 52 Lobo...

Destroying Apollo with 3 hits?

#42 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (12165 posts) - - Show Bio

@ancient_0f_days said:

I say Wonder Woman until I see some legit feats for new 52 Lobo...

Destroying Apollo with 3 hits?

Apollo hasn't shown himself to be impressive in the durability department. Not impressive enough to make me think Lobo beating him up in a few hits means something anyway.

#43 Posted by BigCimmerian (8305 posts) - - Show Bio

@bigcimmerian said:

@ancient_0f_days said:

I say Wonder Woman until I see some legit feats for new 52 Lobo...

Destroying Apollo with 3 hits?

Apollo hasn't shown himself to be impressive in the durability department. Not impressive enough to make me think Lobo beating him up in a few hits means something anyway.

He stalemated Supes I think, but I'm not sure.

#44 Posted by TifaLockhart (14050 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by jashro44 (21586 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44 said:

@killemall: what did Stalin say that explains lobo jobbing to deathstroke?

That Lobo exists in multiple dimension at the same time and his power can be distributes between the various dimension.

Here :

So we have these new unfathomable psionic energy beings running around who are apparently interested in Lobo, and they say

"The creature (Lobo) seems to reside in multidimensional realities without totally existing in one of them"

Then the next page says

"That goes a long way in explaining his wildly inconsistent power display"

Honestly if there is one thing Starlin is pretty good at, its coming with excuses to take away low ends feats from a character. He did that to Thanos (those where clones not Thanos himself thats why they lost), then Warlock (Warlock bonded to soul gem requires him to understand the gem, and let the gem control him to access his powers, which Warlock in character doesnt, thats why he was jobbing earlier in his history with ManBeast) and now Lobo.

Awesome. Great to see Liefields mistake has been corrected. Now we can officially ignore that run.