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#1  Edited By Gottheit

Yeah, pretty much how it sounds...Who would win? Jason has homecourt advantage, 'cause Wolvie came over to rescue Kitty Pryde who came over as a counselor, but all her friends got slaughtered. So, Wolvie right now is ultra-pissed, and jason is a violent as ever...Who do you think would win?

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#2  Edited By Gottheit

Just real quick, you know what Jason I'm talking about, right?

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#3  Edited By GambitO

wolvie wins

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#4  Edited By GambitO

JASON the illusionist?

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#5  Edited By Gottheit

Nope. Jason Voorhees, the Camp Christalake Killer...way different fight, huh?

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#6  Edited By GambitO

good in anyone of the cases the winner serious since wolvi the one can detect JASON in any part by means of their olfaction and then it would finish it in even kicks

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#7  Edited By Gottheit

What does even kicks mean? And, I mean, I also think Wolverine would pick up the victory, but personally, it would be a much closer fight what you seem to imply...I mean, Wolvie would have to rest up a day before being able to limp away kind of close fight...

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#8  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Logan defeats Jason easilly. He's faster, smarter, not maybe as strong, but not to far behind, he has more combat skill and experience... I'd say Logan.

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#9  Edited By GambitO

if he has the reason

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#10  Edited By Gottheit

You know, people always comment that Jason is slow. It's true that he takes his time, and that now that he's more of a Zombie he never runs at someone, but up close, Jason is dead quick. Like, when your in Machete range, homey don't play. Now, granted, his machete isn't going to kill Wolvie as the machete is old rusted metal and Wolvie's skeleton is Adamantium, but I still see ol' Patch being launched into trees and things before being able to best the Sultan of Slaughter...and, plus, it'd just be a pleasing fight to see, I think...

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#11  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Ok, Jason is quick with his machete, Logan is fast period. Logan's claws can just slice Jason's fingers off or his arm as seen in Freddy vs. Jason, (Freddy wins btw). If Jason knocks Logan into trees, Logan can just heal quickly and kill Jason. Logan will slice Jason's head clear off his shoulders before Jason even knows it.

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#12  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

Gottheit says:

"...up close, Jason is dead quick. Like, when your in Machete range, homey don't play. "

lol

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#13  Edited By Gottheit

Thanks, Buckshot.

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#14  Edited By Valkaad

Wolverine vs Jason

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#15  Edited By Forever

Eternal Chaos says:

"Ok, Jason is quick with his machete, Logan is fast *period*. Logan's claws can just slice Jason's fingers off or his arm as seen in Freddy vs. Jason, (Freddy wins btw). If Jason knocks Logan into trees, Logan can just heal quickly and kill Jason. Logan will slice Jason's head clear off his shoulders before Jason even knows it."

I thought you couldn't kill Jason...

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"Gottheit says:
"...up close, Jason is dead quick. Like, when your in Machete range, homey don't play. "
lol "

Dude that was funny.

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#16  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Forever says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Ok, Jason is quick with his machete, Logan is fast *period*. Logan's claws can just slice Jason's fingers off or his arm as seen in Freddy vs. Jason, (Freddy wins btw). If Jason knocks Logan into trees, Logan can just heal quickly and kill Jason. Logan will slice Jason's head clear off his shoulders before Jason even knows it."
I thought you couldn't kill Jason... Buckshot says:
"Gottheit says:
"...up close, Jason is dead quick. Like, when your in Machete range, homey don't play. "
lol "
Dude that was funny."

You can't, but I think of these things during the movies.

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#17  Edited By Forever

Eternal Chaos says:

"You can't, but I think of these things during the movies."

You'd think Wolverine would be able to dismember him and after that what? Even though he can't die, I would still call that a victory for Wolverine.

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#18  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Yeah I do. Adamantium is impossible to cut. Logan impaled the Hulk. I'm sure he can slice through that reject Jason

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#19  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

Wait a second, Freddy didn't win. Jason was carrying his head at the end. Freddy wasn't dead (he winked), but he didn't win.

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#20  Edited By Eternal Chaos

I hate Jason so I say Freddy win. Didn't you see the original ending? Freddy kills the girl and the guy. It's hilarious. And when Freddy was in the real world, he kicked Jason's ass.

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#21  Edited By Forever

Well what are you gonna do? It was a crossover after all.

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#22  Edited By Boken

i didn't see that. but any way none of them really wins since freddy winked at the end. i also heard the winner of that was gonna go up against micheal myers.

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#23  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Forever says:

"Well what are you gonna do? It was a crossover after all."

True. In crossovers, neither side can lose because they'll "lose fans".

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#24  Edited By Boken

friday the thirteenth were good movies. so were the nightmare on elm street. but if you ask me the halloween movies wins it all.

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#25  Edited By E-MAN

Kitty was never really in any danger cause Jason can't touch her. She could defeat him on her own.

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#26  Edited By Gottheit

I mean Kitty back when she was Sprite. Back when, like, using the power was tiring. I don't really think about X-Men past the late '80s, save for Wolverine.

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#27  Edited By GambitO

the truth this battle doesn't have much sense because JASON cannot be rival for the cure ability and the adamantiun skeleton and of WOLVERINE

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#28  Edited By Gottheit

He cannot be rival?

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#29  Edited By GambitO

JASON vs MICHAEL MYERS

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#30  Edited By Gottheit

I say that Wolvie would indeed win the fight. But, I have to believe that this fight would be radical. I mean, overkill nothing, Wolvie would win by finally berserkering, but he would be half-dead after the fight, man...

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#31  Edited By Boken

i have to put my money on my boy micheal myers. that dude owns every one.

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#32  Edited By GambitO

WHAT?

that that this saying doesn't have anything of logic

humans have conquered JASON and they are half dead

but WOLVERINE is a mutant besides everything with quick recovery

it is impossible that JASON leaves half dead to WOLVERINE

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#33  Edited By Gottheit

Allright, buster, you just changed my decision. Jason cleaves his old rusted machete clean through Wolvie's adamantium, then slaughters Kitty Pryde to boot. Wanna go for Superman, Xavier and Galactus as well? Quit trying to use logic, man. That crap has no place here, put it away. Jason and Wolverine would be a great fight.

And plus, Wolverine can heal, but that won't save him from massive damage sustained over extremely short periods of time. I'm saying that Wolvie would be extremely fatigued, would have massive blood loss and multiple injuries sustained form his scrap with Jason. That's what I think, it's what I'll always think. Besides, using logic, neither Jason nor Logan can exist, so really, that thing does not work here.

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#34  Edited By GambitO

THIS IT IS NOT A GREAT FIGHT

because JASON doesn't belong to the comics

wolverine has recovered after being burned in its entirety

their cure factor is so incredible that the minimum particle of DNA gives him the possibility to be regenerated super in a way quick

a machete occidado is not anything for Wolverine

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#35  Edited By Gottheit

Jason's machete is more then a match for Wolverine. Wolverine begins pissing himself and begging not to die while Jason rips him apart quick. Face it, you know that's how it would end. Wolverine crying, begging not to die. That's how he would go.

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#36  Edited By Sketchtor

Gottheit says:

"Jason's machete is more then a match for Wolverine. Wolverine begins pissing himself and begging not to die while Jason rips him apart quick. Face it, you know that's how it would end. Wolverine crying, begging not to die. That's how he would go."

I'm sensing some wolvie-hatred. Wolverine would win, simply because Jason could not kill him. Maybe jason wouldn't die either, so it would all become some sort of twisted cycle. But Wolverine doesn't beg.

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#37  Edited By GambitO

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if he knew Wolverine he would realize that he would never request for their life

and JASON nisiquiera in a dream would be able to hurt WOLVERINE it is but WOLVERINE would take to JASON toward a river and he would make it cry like to a sweet girl as well as in the movie JASON vs FREDY

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#38  Edited By Gottheit

Uhh...I'm just going to assume you're saying that Wolvie would win again, which is false. Jason would make Wolvie eat himself, which would be funny because Wolverine would be constantly breaking his teeth on his own adamantium bones, which won't matter because they'll heal back anyway. Jason wins. What does nisiquiera mean?

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#40  Edited By Gottheit

Yeah, but what does f*cking nisiquiera mean?!

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#41  Edited By GambitO

It means that the recovery of WOLVERINE is extremely quick what leaves without possibilities to JASON of a victory

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#42  Edited By Gottheit

Hmm. And yet, Jason does have a possibility, because he, in fact, wins. What irony...

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#43  Edited By GambitO

Lament to disappoint it but truly I tell him that JASON doesn't have possibility against WOLVERINE

you that it hurts him to listen to it but accept the defeat with dignity

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#44  Edited By Gottheit

Like you accepting the reality that Wolverine vs. Jason would be an awesome fight? That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm accepting defeat with the same grace and acceptance that you have shown to me.

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#45  Edited By GambitO

well

we agree

in that the victory is for WOLVERINE

truth?

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#46  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Gottheit says:

"Jason's machete is more then a match for Wolverine. Wolverine begins pissing himself and begging not to die while Jason rips him apart quick. Face it, you know that's how it would end. Wolverine crying, begging not to die. That's how he would go."

Just stop. Do you read comic books at all? Logan has too much pride to beg and plead. Maybe you would not Logan. He'd fight to death and kill Jason. Just leave.

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#47  Edited By Gottheit

I agree that Wolverine would fall before Mr. Hockey Mask. I shall not surrender the awesomeness of this fight...

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#48  Edited By GambitO

Eternal Chaos thank you for their opinion and this demonstrates him a you see but to Gottheit that the victory of Wolverine is evident and very clear

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#49  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Gottheit says:

"I agree that Wolverine would fall before Mr. Hockey Mask. I shall not surrender the awesomeness of this fight..."

This fight isn't that awesome it's just an overkill.

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#50  Edited By SeanAKAMisery

Eternal Chaos says:

"I hate Jason so I say Freddy win. Didn't you see the original ending? Freddy kills the girl and the guy. It's hilarious. And when Freddy was in the real world, he kicked Jason's ass."

In the real world it was a close fight but Jason pulled it off, in Freddy's world ya he kicked his ass. But Jason did beat him in the end but it was a damn good fight.