Wolverine vs. Rouge

**Sorry if this has already been done. I couldn't find it anywhere, though.**

So Rouge is pissed because Wolvy rubbed one out in her bed. They take it outside the mansion and start to brawl. Nobody is home, and there are no morals or rules. This is a fight to the death. Win by death only. Who wins?

Is this a little inappropriate

Wolverine wins.Current Rouge is a punching bag.

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

@Vance Astro said:

Wolverine wins.Current Rouge is a punching bag.

True, but her absorbing powers could knock Wolvy out if she could get close enough and if she held on long enough could even leave him powerless and vulnerable forever.

@MadMattJaspers: He guts her way before that ever happens.

@Vance Astro said:

Wolverine wins.Current Rouge is a punching bag.

True, but her absorbing powers could knock Wolvy out if she could get close enough and if she held on long enough could even leave him powerless and vulnerable forever.

Is this a little inappropriate

Isn't Wolverine the one who trained ROGUE in combat?

Well if Rogue can touch him, she will get bone claws and healing factor.  
So it might take a while to win this.  
He could always chop her hands off with his admantium claws if morals are off before that happened.  
Would remind me of the Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. lol

Wolverine for the stomp.

@THUNDERBOLT30 said:

Wolverine for the stomp.

Co-signed.

Well, couldn't Rouge pull a tree out of the ground and beat Wolvy with it? She's got to be a 50 tonner. She stood toe to toe with Gladiator a few times and even socked him up a little.

Well, couldn't Rouge pull a tree out of the ground and beat Wolvy with it? She's got to be a 50 tonner. She stood toe to toe with Gladiator a few times and even socked him up a little.

@Vance Astro said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

Well, couldn't Rouge pull a tree out of the ground and beat Wolvy with it? She's got to be a 50 tonner. She stood toe to toe with Gladiator a few times and even socked him up a little.

Rouge isn't class 50 anymore and she should never have been able to go toe to toe with Gladiator because he's far beyond class 50.

I agree 100% with you there about Gladiator. If she's easily able to flip sentinels, who have got to be approaching 100 tons, then she's got some serious strength, though.

@Vance Astro said:

Wolverine wins.Current Rouge is a punching bag.

If she's easily able to flip sentinels, who have got to be approaching 100 tons, then she's got some serious strength, though.

With current Rogue this is a stomp.

Without Ms. Marvels powers ... why bother? Even with Ms. Marvel's powers I wouldn't put it past Logan to pull a majority.

With current Rogue this is a stomp.

Without Ms. Marvels powers ... why bother? Even with Ms. Marvel's powers I wouldn't put it past Logan to pull a majority.

@JediXMan: I believe what he was saying is that the current Marvel-less Rogue gets stomped, and that even when she has Danver's powers it was debatable who would win in a fight to the death.

@JediXMan: I believe what he was saying is that the current Marvel-less Rogue gets stomped, and that even when she has Danver's powers it was debatable who would win in a fight to the death.

@BringnIt said:

@JediXMan: I believe what he was saying is that the current Marvel-less Rogue gets stomped, and that even when she has Danver's powers it was debatable who would win in a fight to the death.

He said that current Rogue stomps. In the next sentence, he said that she would lose without Ms. Marvel powers. This implies that current Rogue has Ms. Marvel powers.

Wolverine wins.Current Rouge is a punching bag.

To clear this up, I'm talking about Rouge at full force, not de-powered. I thought that was a given otherwise it's a spite battle.

@JediXMan said:

@BringnIt said:

@JediXMan: I believe what he was saying is that the current Marvel-less Rogue gets stomped, and that even when she has Danver's powers it was debatable who would win in a fight to the death.

He said that current Rogue stomps. In the next sentence, he said that she would lose without Ms. Marvel powers. This implies that current Rogue has Ms. Marvel powers.

Nah... my sentence was misleading. I meant with this fight containing Rogue as is, i.e. sans Ms. Marvel's powers, this is a stomp in favor of Wolverine. Sorry for the confusing sentence.

@MadMattJaspers said:

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Funny coming from the guy that said Wolverine rubbed one out in someone's bed as the basis for the battle.

@Erik said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Funny coming from the guy that said Wolverine rubbed one out in someone's bed as the basis for the battle.

Says the guy with a Scrubs avatar. Let's get real.

Scrubs is a great show.

And for the record, no form of make-up or cosmetic products in the universe could beat Wolverine in a battle to the death.

@BringnIt said:

Scrubs is a great show.

And for the record, no form of make-up or cosmetic products in the universe could beat Wolverine in a battle to the death.

What about Clayface vs. Wolverine? How would Wolvy hurt him? He's basically pure makeup! Muhahaha. Ohhh! Just checked. It's been done!

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/clayface-vs-wolverine/600888/

@Erik said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Funny coming from the guy that said Wolverine rubbed one out in someone's bed as the basis for the battle.

Says the guy with a Scrubs avatar. Let's get real.

@texasdeathmatch said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

@Erik said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn.Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Funny coming from the guy that said Wolverine rubbed one out in someone's bed as the basis for the battle.

Says the guy with a Scrubs avatar. Let's get real.

Damn, you've got a comeback for just about everyone.

Haha! I mean, sheesh. Proteus tries to rape his mother and kills his father, but if I write a light-hearded joke about Wolvy unleashing his crotch claw, I get pounced on faster than Squirrel Girl at a furry convention.

@MadMattJaspers said:

Says the guy with a Scrubs avatar. Let's get real.

Yeah says me. I am not the one making a very, very stupid and immature OP and then flaming everyone that points out that it is stupid and immature. That would be you.

@Erik said:

@MadMattJaspers said:

Says the guy with a Scrubs avatar. Let's get real.

Yeah says me. I am not the one making a very, very stupid and immature OP and then flaming everyone that points out that it is stupid and immature. That would be you.

Wow. You even phrase your words like Dr. Cox.

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Wolverine

@MadMattJaspers said:

@They Killed Cap! said:

Is this a little inappropriate

Yawn. Grow up and get a sense of humor, Captain Crybaby.

Funny coming from the guy that said Wolverine rubbed one out in someone's bed as the basis for the battle.

I say Rouge. She's more durable and physically stronger than Luke Cage after absorbing Mrs. Marvel's power, can fly and has enhanced reflexes. Not only that, but she could absorb Logan for to barely increase her strength and reflexes. So, I say she grabs Logan and throws him so high he crashes into a lake

Lmao at the OP. That is hilarious. Wolverine wins. Even with her permanent Ms. Marvel stats, she still loses.

Rogue, lol at the OP

@dantekesha: Current Rogue has Wonderman's powers permanently since 2014. ^^

She has super strength class 100+, invulnerability e supersonic flight.

She is stronger than Colossus!

@noone1996: Current Rogue has Wonderman's powers permanently since 2014. ^^

She has super strength class 100+, invulnerability e supersonic flight.