#1 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine vs 100 Xenomorph. They start at opposite ends and just charged. Who would win?

#2 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

This is such a slaughter. Every time Wolverine hit a Xenomorph, it would bleed all over him, hurting like a.......well yeah. I see the Xenomorph's pinning him down and then ripping him apart at the cartiledge or whatever, Ultimate Hulk style. They're strong monsters.

#3 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

I never Thought of it as a slaughter. I mean wolverine fell into lava and walked out with just his skeleton. So that's basically what the acid would do to him but he would keep fighting. But yea the Xenomorphs wins to me. I keep trying to figure out how many I should put in a fight against him. I guest this was to much.

#4 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, Wolverine can't really be killed can he? So eventually he'll win, though it will be a very painful process.

But then again, if they toss him around a bit they could knock him out and win. Then they'd probably turn him into an eternal xenomorph generator, since he wouldn't be killed by a chestbuster like a normal human. Can you imagine regenerating Wolverinomorphs?
Post Edited:2007-12-09 22:57:47

#5 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

Alexander Anderson says:

"Well, Wolverine can't really be killed can he? So eventually he'll win, though it will be a *very* painful process. But then again, if they toss him around a bit they could knock him out and win. Then they'd probably turn him into an eternal xenomorph generator, since he wouldn't be killed by a chestbuster like a normal human. Can you imagine regenerating Wolverinomorphs?
Post Edited:2007-12-09 22:57:47"

That is how i see this going.

#6 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"I never Thought of it as a slaughter. I mean wolverine fell into lava and walked out with just his skeleton. So that's basically what the acid would do to him but he would keep fighting. But yea the Xenomorphs wins to me. I keep trying to figure out how many I should put in a fight against him. I guest this was to much. "

Wolverine fell into a volcano and walked out with just his skeleton? That makes no sense. Wouldn't his tendon and organs and brain all burn out? I'd imagine for him to regenerate, some LIVING part of him must still be alive....

#7 Posted by Akira Overdrive (10077 posts) - - Show Bio

Alexander Anderson says:

Wolverinomorphs
Lmao
#8 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"Copy says:
"I never Thought of it as a slaughter. I mean wolverine fell into lava and walked out with just his skeleton. So that's basically what the acid would do to him but he would keep fighting. But yea the Xenomorphs wins to me. I keep trying to figure out how many I should put in a fight against him. I guest this was to much. "
Wolverine fell into a volcano and walked out with just his skeleton? That makes no sense. Wouldn't his tendon and organs and brain all burn out? I'd imagine for him to regenerate, some LIVING part of him must still be alive...."

Well let me find the pic.

#9 Posted by zee crusher (8997 posts) - - Show Bio

Id you dislodge wolverines vertebra he dies in and instant thats what hulk did.

#10 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

#11 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch.

#12 Posted by Akira Overdrive (10077 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"Copy says:
"I never Thought of it as a slaughter. I mean wolverine fell into lava and walked out with just his skeleton. So that's basically what the acid would do to him but he would keep fighting. But yea the Xenomorphs wins to me. I keep trying to figure out how many I should put in a fight against him. I guest this was to much. "

Wolverine fell into a volcano and walked out with just his skeleton? That makes no sense. Wouldn't his tendon and organs and brain all burn out? I'd imagine for him to regenerate, some LIVING part of him must still be alive...."

Well his brain is in his skull.

#13 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"Copy says:
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch."

He already did. In a AoA What If?

#14 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Akira Overdrive says:

"Phorqe says:
"Copy says:
"I never Thought of it as a slaughter. I mean wolverine fell into lava and walked out with just his skeleton. So that's basically what the acid would do to him but he would keep fighting. But yea the Xenomorphs wins to me. I keep trying to figure out how many I should put in a fight against him. I guest this was to much. "

Wolverine fell into a volcano and walked out with just his skeleton? That makes no sense. Wouldn't his tendon and organs and brain all burn out? I'd imagine for him to regenerate, some LIVING part of him must still be alive...."

Well his brain is in his skull."

Yeah, which can be reached through the eyes, nose, mouth. And still, no tendons to move the bones around.

#15 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"Phorqe says:
"Copy says:
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch."

He already did. In a AoA What If?"

And what was the What If? What If Sh--- smelled like roses?

#16 Posted by Legendary Bio Vishanti (3333 posts) - - Show Bio

What's a Xenomorph? Post their powers please?

#17 Posted by white queen phoenix (39 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

that's not a volcano it looks more like molten iron.

#18 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Posted by Darkchild (41126 posts) - - Show Bio

Im going to go with the Xenos they would either kick his ass to the point and throw him in a nest of face huggers or just rip him to shreds

#20 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"Copy says:
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch."

Not to mention that he's somehow able to lift his arm without any muscles. And what happens when the molten metal dries on his bones and fuses his skeleton together? Is his healing factor supposed to magically heal that too?

#21 Posted by M-Demon (46 posts) - - Show Bio

100 Xenomorphs would trample Wolverine.

I know he has regenative powers but they arn't going to do much good once you are consistently battered as he would be. He takes the first few down but after that the acid blood has taken him out of commision. By this point the Xenomorphs have him cacooned, face huggered, and then little Wolvamorphs are running around with not only acid blood but a more feral personality (yikes) and regenerative powers (yikes x2!) ... and for fun lets just say an adamantium skeleton. That would be one mean Xeno. Wolve needs help from Apone to do this one.

#22 Posted by Rdeegvainl (775 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"Copy says:
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch."

I thought logic went out the window when you picked up a comic about people who shoot beams out their eyes, have indestructable metal bones, or make cards explode with their own kinetic energy. Come on, suspension of disbelief is a prerequisite for enjoying comics... isn't it?

#23 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Rdeegvainl says:

"Phorqe says:
"Copy says:
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-38.jpg
" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/WolverineAnnual01-39.jpg"

That is such illogical BS. What the hell is wrong with people? Wolverine has ALL his flesh and vitals corroded, and can still survive? And he can catch sniper bullets too? He's going to beat Silver Surfers ass in a couple of years... watch."

I thought logic went out the window when you picked up a comic about people who shoot beams out their eyes, have indestructable metal bones, or make cards explode with their own kinetic energy. Come on, suspension of disbelief is a prerequisite for enjoying comics... isn't it?"

Yes, however most of these have some logical, albeit impossible explanations. But they take the time to explain it. If someone could PLEASE tell me how Wolverine, with no tendons or muscles, managed to move his adamantium skeleton in a SOMEHOW believable manner, I might buy it. But no where in Wolverine's power does it say he has telekenetic control over his skeleton or that his brain is resistant to molten iron. If only half of his body was submerged or there was just his head sticking out, or maybe and undamaged arm, I would give it to him. Look at the picture and tell me how this isn't just crap.

#24 Posted by Chibi_cute (4566 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine clears out.