Wolverine (Jackman) Vs Owen Davian and Heath Joker

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#1  Edited By Nigel90

-This is Hugh Jackman as in the movie version of Wolverine.  
-Davian from M:I:III portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joker portrayed by Heath Ledger from the dark knight. 
-Team has two weeks of prep time.  
-Morals off. 
-Win by KO.
 
Who takes it?

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#2  Edited By RisingBean

Well as a bullet to the head can take down movie Logan the team has a pretty good shot. No pun intended.
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#3  Edited By isaac_clarke
@RisingBean said:
Well as a bullet to the head can take down movie Logan the team has a pretty good shot. No pun intended.
Adamantium bullet. The other films has him walking through gunfire like nothing.
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#4  Edited By RisingBean
@isaac_clarke said:
Adamantium bullet. The other films has him walking through gunfire like nothing.
 
 
 
Oh? Let's recap. In X-1 Logan didn't get shot at all. In X-2 a standard lead bullet between the eyes KO'ed logan for a minute and forty seconds or so. In X-3 he wasn't shot. In Origins, he was shot while enraged by Weapon Zero and soaked the damage. He was shot again by Stryker with the Adamantium bullet and KO'ed for a few minutes. You can argue he took minor injuries during action sequences but I don't recall him being grazed or even shot in non fatal areas over the course of the movies. Logically you can even argue Logan wakes up before Joker and Davian can capitalize and kill them. But for the sake of this fight, it ends at KO not death.  All the villains have to do to win is knock Logan out. Police Officer #2 did just that in X-2.  
  
Joker with two weeks of prep can probably think up something far worse then a simple gunshot, but the truth is that the bad guys don't need it. They walk up on Logan in public and shoot him. Unless mall security (or somebody at whatever place he is in public) has put him in a berserker rage and he is cutting people to ribbons, he is not in a rage and won't be soaking headshots without some naptime.
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#5  Edited By difficlus

it takes a head shot to KO him. 2 weeks prep means they explode him probably...kinda unfair battle. 

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#6  Edited By progenitorigin

Joker with 2 weeks prep = Wolverine in an explosion while Joker walks away in a french maid's outfit.
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#7  Edited By RisingBean
@progenitor: That is an image I want burned out of my brain.
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#8  Edited By cattlebattle

Wolverine hacks them into pieces, unless, as stated, he takes one between the eyes, lol

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#9  Edited By Erik

Wolverine is just a thug with a heart in the movies. He stands no chance.