Premise
Patrick Dempsey, in his bid to create the ultimate weapon, has decided he needs the survivor of the Weapon X program and any organic relatives that he has. Weapon X and his son don't need to be alive for his tests, so he would much rather bring in their corpses; they put up less of an argument when tests begin. Of course, it's ridiculously difficult to send someone after two beasts who are the best at what they do and expect the mercenary to come out alive - so Dempsey, in his sinister evil, has a plan. Two of the deadliest mercenaries of both Marvel and DC have agreed to hunt down Weapon X and his son. At first, they were ... reluctant to work together, after some bickering about who copied who. It turns out that they have the same last name and similar costumes. Deadpool called "hax" on Deathstroke, apparently. Regardless, after promises of great funds, they agreed to take down Wolverine and Daken. Of course, due to the intervention of the Marvel Gods of Marketing (who can't bear to see their beloved Logan be killed), Wolverine and Daken magically know that they are being hunted and, too, prepare for the inevitable battle.
Rules
- Jokes aside, this is a legitimate confrontation between Wolvie & Daken and Deadpool & Deathstroke
- Setting is in a rural Japanese village, a large and grassy green field with no obstacles and no solid objects besides the ground below them
- Muramasa is not allowed. This is purely a skill battle.
- Twenty four hours of prep for both sides
- Logan and Daken will work together. No hostility between them
- One round only, and it is to the death.
- Daken doesn't have his pheromones.
Will Patrick Dempsey succeed? Or will the Marvel cashcow that is the Weapon X family live to invest another day?
(I'm not ragging on Wolverine. I totally love him. *Does fanboy dance with forks for claws*)
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