I figured out how Wolverine would beat Galactus! He would climb up him and stab him in the chest. Wolverine's claws easly could penetrate Galactus's skin, or whatever kinda freaky thing he's got goin on there.
After Wolverine's done with Galactus, he's gonna get you. I bet he could take Thor and Darkseid at the same time. Think-six claws divided by two foes is three claws per foe. Easy.
I think Wolverine might have been involved in the assault on Galactus during the Secret Wars. I believe he also had a run in with him around issue 100 when Erik Larson was writing Wolverine's title.
Prof X could barely touch Galactus's mind in Ultimate Extinction. But a psychic many levels down on the power scale (Emma Frost) turned Wolverine into a drooling child.
"Here's something to think about.Prof X could barely touch Galactus's mind in Ultimate Extinction. But a psychic many levels down on the power scale (Emma Frost) turned Wolverine into a drooling child."
WRONG! Wolverine would just climb him and stab him through the chest. And the Emma Frost thing just happened because he was, um, distracted by her, um, form.
And they would if they had read a story arc that involved the ol'Canucklehead being possesed by an alien, rocking a few heroe's worlds, then blasting off for a "prison" planet. Shortly after shutting down a field that supposedly keep the prisoner's there, Galactus shows up to have a meal and Wolverine tries to give him indigestion ... and fails miserably. Lots of background and brief characters die. He barely escapes and only with the help of some much more experienced space faring heroes.
As much as I like James Howlett, Galactus owns Wolverine, to such an extent that he wouldn't even get so much as a bit of gas from dropping our favourite feral down the hatch. Well, Wolverine might be regarded as an annoying parasite that refuses to die but that is the best you can hope for unless he somehow stumbles on to some new cosmic powers that are fundamentally linked to the Marvel Universe's existence.
By the way, a disclaimer....A few of you have questioned my sanity(as well you should). But this is a JOKE TOPIC. It's dedicated to the kid on my bus who thinks Wolverine can take Superman. I'm just making fun of all the fanboys who actually believe stuff like this. Please don't quote me unless you make clear that I was joking.
I quoted you saying your statements were stupid (because you said another topic was). Just because you're only mimicking crazed fanboys, doesn't make the statements themselves any less stupid.
When I posted on this thread, I wasn't responding to your posts on the Hulk vs. Yoda thread. I put this in because after you quoted me, I realized that I didn't make it obvious enough that I was joking. So I put this up so it wouldn't happen again. I wasn't trying to comment on you or start a fight, so if you felt insulted, I'm sorry you felt that way.
After Wolverine's done with Galactus, he's gonna get you. I bet he could take Thor and Darkseid at the same time. Think-six claws divided by two foes is three claws per foe. Easy.
I figured out how Wolverine would beat Galactus! He would climb up him and stab him in the chest. Wolverine's claws easly could penetrate Galactus's skin, or whatever kinda freaky thing he's got goin on there.
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