Wimpiest ever!

Who is the wimpiest "Hero" In the Multiverse.

Rules

1. Must have a costume or a power.

2. Must have at least tried to Fight crime or do an evil deed in a costume (Proveds scans if you can)

3. List Wimpy Feats and evidence to suport why they are the crappiest.

4. For the sake of this argument we will be only using Comic book characters. (may do do a multi Genere thing later)

And GO!!

Sentry.

Oh do explain

I don't have to explain nothing.

@_slim_ said:

Sentry.

Agreed.

Not a battle.

Not a battle.
BB

Lol.

I was just messing around.

And yes, it's obvious this is not a battle.

Yeah it is its a battle of who is the wimpiest. Most other battles are who can own who but who is the worst? Once we get some names out there we can put up some more traditional Vs battles.

Beak

Arthur

Beak is strong as i recall and arthur can fly and has proven capable at times. There has to somebody wimpier.

Ambush Bug!

Or maybe FoxBat from the classic Champions RPG.

@X_tricity said:

Arthur

No, he was more useful than Die Fledermaus.

Storm.

Storm.

HAHA can you name some feats of wimpyness for these people?

I'd say Dog Welder but he is just batsh*t crazy. And anyone who makes it their vigilante mission to weld dogs to a criminals face has to have a pair that will set off metal detectors at the airport. And don't anyone Demolition Man, he has cupcakes.

Hush.

@InnerVenom123: You must be joking

@god_spawn: The boys in section 8 maybe crazy, but none of them are cowards or wimps.

You said fight crime OR do an evil deed so I'm going to go with Arnold Wesker, The Ventriloquist. That guy is a pansy. How do you get wimpier than a guy who lets a doll push him around?

@Onemoreposter: I didn't say they were and was making a joke then proceeded to say he has a pair that can set off metal detectors at an airport despite being crazy. How does that not come off as aggro? Did you even read my post?

@torzone said:

@InnerVenom123: You must be joking

He isn't.

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

Hush.

...Uh.

@Illuminatus said:

Not a battle.

Isnt Alfred an ex navy Seal or something? There has to be wimpier!!!

@ReVamp: It was a joke. :P

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@ReVamp: It was a joke. :P

I know. I was "uhhh"ing at the actual scan =P

@god_spawn: I was agreeing with you....(?)

:)

It is likely to be 'mazing man.

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

Hush.

I still view that as a good feat for Alfred rather than a bad feat for Hush.

@Illuminatus said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Storm.

You're my hero.

Ya'll shet up!!! Shet up and DYE!!!!

@Moonchilde said:

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

Thats pretty wimpy :)

Long Dong

well not really wimp down there but come on you fight evil by slapping your ---- on their face? LoL

@Billy Batson said:

Not a battle.
BB

@cliffrice said:

Oh do explain

@cliffrice said:

HAHA can you name some feats of wimpyness for these people?

Someone doesn't get the joke.

Anyway, Kick-Ass is the obvious answer.

Im not jokeing, this thread serious. we all think about how strong people. who upon who is the wimpiest hero.

Bump

aqualad was pretty wimpy in teen titans year one. Also Beak, Color kid and Cypher are all pretty wimpy.

I've always thought ant man was wimpy too. Whats to stop people from stepping on him?

The Walrus made me lol.

Galactus

Because, this:

Darkseid

@Moonchilde said:

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

HAHAHA. Made my day.

LongNeck:

Origins

Nothing is really known about Longneck, apart from his name and powers. He was only a background character, though he did help Cyclops oppose Xorn's rampage. After the Decimation, he died when his neck snapped under the weight of his own head.

@InnerVenom123 said:

Storm.

That makes me mad -_- She's a strong woman.