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#1 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Who is the wimpiest "Hero" In the Multiverse.

Rules

1. Must have a costume or a power.

2. Must have at least tried to Fight crime or do an evil deed in a costume (Proveds scans if you can)

3. List Wimpy Feats and evidence to suport why they are the crappiest.

4. For the sake of this argument we will be only using Comic book characters. (may do do a multi Genere thing later)

And GO!!

#2 Posted by _slim_ (13075 posts) - - Show Bio

Sentry.

#3 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh do explain

#4 Edited by _slim_ (13075 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't have to explain nothing.

#5 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

@_slim_ said:

Sentry.

Agreed.

#6 Posted by Illuminatus (9504 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a battle.

#7 Posted by Billy Batson (57939 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a battle.
BB

#8 Posted by _slim_ (13075 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

I was just messing around.

#9 Posted by _slim_ (13075 posts) - - Show Bio

And yes, it's obvious this is not a battle.

#10 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah it is its a battle of who is the wimpiest. Most other battles are who can own who but who is the worst? Once we get some names out there we can put up some more traditional Vs battles.

#11 Posted by Solarflare32 (393 posts) - - Show Bio

Beak

#12 Posted by X_tricity (28 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Beak is strong as i recall and arthur can fly and has proven capable at times. There has to somebody wimpier.

#14 Posted by Scarbearer (726 posts) - - Show Bio

Ambush Bug!

Or maybe FoxBat from the classic Champions RPG.

#15 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4701 posts) - - Show Bio

@X_tricity said:

Arthur

No, he was more useful than Die Fledermaus.

#16 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

Storm.

#17 Posted by Illuminatus (9504 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:

Storm.

You're my hero.
#18 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

HAHA can you name some feats of wimpyness for these people?

#19 Posted by God_Spawn (37684 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say Dog Welder but he is just batsh*t crazy. And anyone who makes it their vigilante mission to weld dogs to a criminals face has to have a pair that will set off metal detectors at the airport. And don't anyone Demolition Man, he has cupcakes.

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#20 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11652 posts) - - Show Bio

Hush.

#21 Posted by torzone (409 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: You must be joking

#22 Posted by Onemoreposter (4021 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: The boys in section 8 maybe crazy, but none of them are cowards or wimps.

You said fight crime OR do an evil deed so I'm going to go with Arnold Wesker, The Ventriloquist. That guy is a pansy. How do you get wimpier than a guy who lets a doll push him around?

#23 Posted by God_Spawn (37684 posts) - - Show Bio

@Onemoreposter: I didn't say they were and was making a joke then proceeded to say he has a pair that can set off metal detectors at an airport despite being crazy. How does that not come off as aggro? Did you even read my post?

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#24 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11652 posts) - - Show Bio

@torzone said:

@InnerVenom123: You must be joking

He isn't.

#25 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

Hush.

...Uh.

#26 Posted by Goku1fan (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

Not a battle.
#27 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Isnt Alfred an ex navy Seal or something? There has to be wimpier!!!

#28 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11652 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp: It was a joke. :P

#29 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@ReVamp: It was a joke. :P

I know. I was "uhhh"ing at the actual scan =P

#30 Posted by Onemoreposter (4021 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: I was agreeing with you....(?)

:)

#31 Posted by the creator (8561 posts) - - Show Bio

It is likely to be 'mazing man.

#32 Posted by Moonchilde (1601 posts) - - Show Bio

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

Walrus
#33 Posted by JediXMan (30292 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

Hush.

I still view that as a good feat for Alfred rather than a bad feat for Hush.

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#34 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Storm.

You're my hero.

Ya'll shet up!!! Shet up and DYE!!!!

#35 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

@Moonchilde said:

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

Walrus

Thats pretty wimpy :)

#36 Posted by IcePrince_X (4865 posts) - - Show Bio

Long Dong

well not really wimp down there but come on you fight evil by slapping your ---- on their face? LoL

Being controlled by Puppeteer
#37 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson said:

Not a battle.
BB

#38 Posted by nickzambuto (13386 posts) - - Show Bio

@cliffrice said:

Oh do explain

@cliffrice said:

HAHA can you name some feats of wimpyness for these people?

Someone doesn't get the joke.

Anyway, Kick-Ass is the obvious answer.

#39 Posted by mavfan626 (4121 posts) - - Show Bio
#40 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Im not jokeing, this thread serious. we all think about how strong people. who upon who is the wimpiest hero.

#41 Posted by cliffrice (1015 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#42 Posted by notquitevarsity (157 posts) - - Show Bio

aqualad was pretty wimpy in teen titans year one. Also Beak, Color kid and Cypher are all pretty wimpy.

I've always thought ant man was wimpy too. Whats to stop people from stepping on him?

#43 Edited by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio

The Walrus made me lol.

#44 Posted by WillPayton (9346 posts) - - Show Bio

Galactus

Because, this:

#45 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid

#46 Posted by JediWaffles (746 posts) - - Show Bio

@Moonchilde said:

The Walrus. He has the proportional speed and strength of a walrus. In other-words, he was slower and weaker then an average human. Spider-Man took him out by flicking him with his finger. There might be wimpier, but he has to at least be a contender for the title.

Walrus

HAHAHA. Made my day.

#47 Posted by coolsam125 (136 posts) - - Show Bio

MegaMind
#48 Posted by MB25 (335 posts) - - Show Bio

LongNeck:

Origins

Nothing is really known about Longneck, apart from his name and powers. He was only a background character, though he did help Cyclops oppose Xorn's rampage. After the Decimation, he died when his neck snapped under the weight of his own head.

#49 Posted by Ms. Omega (4432 posts) - - Show Bio
Eye-Scream The power to turn into ice cream..........come on marvel.......
#50 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10052 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

Storm.

That makes me mad -_- She's a strong woman.

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