Who can beat Jesus? (I'm going to hell for this thread)

Ok, Jesus has lost control and is using his divine powers to go on a rampage. Who can stop him?

You get three street levelers

Morals off for Jesus

Morals on for your team

Everybody's a comedian....

@vance_astro@god_spawn@deranged_midget

Howard The Duck.

It's all about that Quack Fu.

What is with all of the crazy threads today? I have to say, this one takes the cake.

This isn't funny.

@god_spawn@deranged_midget@razzatazz

Reed Richards

30 Romans

Longinus

Judas armed with 13 pieces of silver

@sideburnguru:

Jesus turns all the water in his body to wine and he dies instantly.

@racob7:

Nuh uh. Quack Fu disables Jesus from doing so from impressing him so much with his quacking good abilities. Quack Fu was the martial arts style that confused Chuck Norris. Quack Fu is ACTUALLY Anderson Silva's secret styles, that he uses in a second to take down his opponent, but he makes it look he's punching someone. Mike Tyson has actually been rumored to read a book on Quack Fu, but didn't understand how to use it, because Quack Fu is so forsaken and limited.

Quack Fu will save everyone's life. Jesus is going to be impressed by Quack Fu, and slowly become good again, at the gift he was just shown.

@logy5000: @dondave: Being Little girls and crying to the mods, isn't helping anything.

No becuase he wasn't trying to fight back.

@mirrorwave4 said:

Not being little girls.

To some, this may actually be offensive. To me? I'm agnostic, I'm both ways on the fence. However, I could see how it may offend someone.

I'm just having fun with it until it gets locked. Quack Fu is perfect for that.

@racob7:

Read the first name that was mentioned

Him and the history gang will repeat bible canon as they crucify his ass on mount golgotha

TOAA. he makes himself an street leveler ;D

in before the lock yeeeeeea!

jesus is galactus on steroids... he can do anything he wants there is no limits to what he can do. nobody can touch him because he is in heaven, the only way to get to heaven is death but you have to be righteous, if you live a righteous life but plan on taking jesus down, you will go to hell... jesus wins without moving IBL

I'm an atheist. Anyways, anybody really.

@mikesterman: Except for Quack Fu.

@racob7: Not cool.

You know you've had 3 warnings already for things like mismatches and insults and were temporarily banned by being flagged so much for said mismatches, right? Well, insulting people again doesn't help that. Soooo, sorry for this.