*after four months of training*
Frieza: I wonder who this mysterious opponent of mine is?
Saitama: Sup.
Frieza: Why are there so many f**king bald people on this planet?!
Saitama: Let's do it!
*Saitama gets the crap beaten out of him*
Genos: Sensei!
Frieza: Maybe after I kill you, I'll go down to the store and get some veggies. I hear there's a sale today.
Saitama: Did you say... SALE?!
Frieza: Yes, why-
*Saitama punches through Frieza's chest*
*Sail by Awolnation plays*
*Frieza explodes in slow motion, everyone cheers and Saitama strikes an epic pose*
Genos: We won! Earth is finally safe! Wait, master, where are you going?
Saitama: FIFTY PERCENT OFF HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!
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