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#1 Posted by Racob7 (7875 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay pick any street level character (you can change your choice later). Okay you are now that character. You are now trapped in a large room being charged by a horde of 50 children who are under mind control by the evil Ingo Bingo (don’t ask) to kill you! Breaking the trance they’re in is not an option, and you cannot escape. But… they’re just kids! You can’t kill or seriously hurt them! If you did you’d be a bad person! Even worse… this thread would get locked!

How do you stop them from killing you without, I repeat, WITHOUT injuring them in any way? No BFR and no telepathy.

#2 Posted by Stompa (1454 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman. Sleeping gas and done with it.

#3 Edited by crest (270 posts) - - Show Bio

these guys hell they may even beat paralax lo

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#4 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4766 posts) - - Show Bio

@crest said:

these guys hell they may even beat paralax lol

Who?

#5 Posted by 616Vulture (3664 posts) - - Show Bio

Become Batman and scare them away. Or Superman and read them a bedtime story to get them to fall asleep.

#6 Posted by dakkad00d (122 posts) - - Show Bio

Not sure if it counts as street level... but it works.

#7 Edited by i_like_swords (20666 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool.

He begins hallucinating about a childs birthday party, and as a result the fight transpires into a childs birthday party.

Failing that, they all get really tired and go for a nap since they can't kill him.

#8 Edited by crest (270 posts) - - Show Bio

pick didnt load the care bears

#9 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (6841 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man. Hits ain't gon do jack ish. Plus webbing and agility means stick to walls and spray confetti.

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#10 Posted by Funsiized (3882 posts) - - Show Bio

Eragon or any competent Mage in TIS- "Letta" They stop moving.

Batman, Green arrow, etc.(Strict moral heroes)

Cap Am Probably has the skill

Wolverine(who am i kidding)

Spider woman via Pheromones// Same with Daken i think

Spiderman Via Webbing.

Base Hulk Via Thunder 'snap'.

New 52 Flash-Need i say anymore?

Black Panther via armbars. /s

Lelouch Vi Britannia Via Geass=Toddler Army.(does that count as telepathy?

Hyper dying will Tsuna Via Intuitive Nerve strikes.

...that's about....any ideas @dratini1331?

#11 Posted by Racob7 (7875 posts) - - Show Bio

Eragon or any competent Mage in TIS- "Letta" They stop moving.

Batman, Green arrow, etc.(Strict moral heroes)

Cap Am Probably has the skill

Wolverine(who am i kidding)

Spider woman via Pheromones// Same with Daken i think

Spiderman Via Webbing.

Base Hulk Via Thunder 'snap'.

New 52 Flash-Need i say anymore?

Black Panther via armbars. /s

Lelouch Vi Britannia Via Geass=Toddler Army.(does that count as telepathy?

Hyper dying will Tsuna Via Intuitive Nerve strikes.

...that's about....any ideas @dratini1331?

STREET LEVEL ONLY PLEASE.

RACOB HAS SPOKEN.

#12 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (12190 posts) - - Show Bio

Blood-bend them unconscious(Amon, Tarlok, Yakone, Katara)

Hold them with telekinesis(Anyone sufficient with TK)

gravity manipulation so they can't move

#13 Edited by AngryHulks (3110 posts) - - Show Bio

Luke Cage (yes, he's street leveler), he can just meditate and let the children hit him all day and he won't feel a thing. After few hours, the kids are going exhaust themselves.

#14 Posted by Funsiized (3882 posts) - - Show Bio

@racob7: The only one above street level i see there is

Tsuna Maybe, depending, But im using when he just unlocked his powers, so it's arguable

Base hulk..Maybe

New 52 Flash is street level IMO. but eh.

Eragon and crew are up physically, But there just above peak human, Nothing insane

Besides that, who do you think is over?

#15 Posted by dondave (39846 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman via Pressure Points

#16 Posted by FrozenPhoenix (1938 posts) - - Show Bio

Teleports each one back to their rooms and grounds them.

#17 Edited by ImNemotheGemini (872 posts) - - Show Bio

"Base Hulk" ?? Street leveler ?? I'm done !

#18 Posted by crest (270 posts) - - Show Bio

"Base Hulk" ?? Street leveler ?? I'm done !

ya man he levels streets (all of them) what the prob?

#19 Edited by hudyman (1789 posts) - - Show Bio

@funsiized: Wouldnt tsuna just fly away? instead of coming in any contact with any of the children?

#20 Posted by dondave (39846 posts) - - Show Bio

Teleports each one back to their rooms and grounds them.

Lol

#21 Posted by Cgoodness (9599 posts) - - Show Bio

No MJ jokes? I'm surprised

#22 Edited by Juiceboks (12920 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawkeye with a good amount of these

A more practical approach if I were saaaay Plastic Man..

#23 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (3829 posts) - - Show Bio

What is up with all of these 'beat children' threads?

#24 Posted by Racob7 (7875 posts) - - Show Bio

What is up with all of these 'beat children' threads?

We're all very, very bored.

#25 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

@stompa said:

Batman. Sleeping gas and done with it.

#26 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7724 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by ImNemotheGemini (872 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by nickzambuto (17955 posts) - - Show Bio

Luke Cage (yes, he's street leveler), he can just meditate and let the children hit him all day and he won't feel a thing. After few hours, the kids are going exhaust themselves.

They'll probably break their own fists the second they try to hit him.

I think Daredevil can incapacitate them all with painless pressure point strikes, if that counts.

#29 Edited by KnightOfZero (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

invisible woman puts them all in a force field to contain them

#30 Edited by Funsiized (3882 posts) - - Show Bio

@crest said:

@imnemothegemini said:

"Base Hulk" ?? Street leveler ?? I'm done !

ya man he levels streets (all of them) what the prob?

in my head i was thinking of the instance where he got schooled by spiderman.

and by "Schooled" i mean Spidey danced around him with slight effort.

it's been a long day. also notice how i put "Thunder snap" as his was of winning, wasn't really being serious.

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk

Isn't bloodbending extremely painful? it looks and sounds like it is.

#31 Posted by AllStarSuperman (26782 posts) - - Show Bio

Hit-Girl

#32 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

Hit-Girl

Or Rook from Ben 10, he can lecture them on how not to get hypnotized XD

#33 Edited by King_Namor (693 posts) - - Show Bio

Pedo Bear.

#34 Edited by Dratini1331 (7142 posts) - - Show Bio

@funsiized: Kusukabe Yoh (Mondaiji Tachi)

Alan Walker

Akisame Koetsuji, Ma Kensei, Furinji Hayato

Ban, Fox's Sin

Oudo Miyakonojou

Likely many more, but those are the first ones that came to mind. :D

#35 Edited by OverLordArhas (7935 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Edited by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL at the guy who said hulk thunder clap! LOL WHAT A DUMASS! NO! THUNDER CLAP WILL DESTROY THE KIDS EAR DRUMS NUB! Now... On topic!

Obviously Badman. I'd also imagine Inspector Gadget could pull it off somehow. Anyways Jiggly Puff wins this round.

#37 Posted by Bossmonster (2587 posts) - - Show Bio

First off, causing the child pain and injuring the child are very very different. Kids can get there ass beat with a belt and still not be injured. So there are a ton of street levelers that can do this.

Otherwise, if they can't get "hurt" should any kid ever hit Spiderman, they would probably break a hand or something.

Anyway,

Iron Fist

Spiderman

Blade via magical weapon of some sort.

Midnighter

Long Shot

Human Torch

havok

Ms Fantastic

Mr. Fantastic

Punisher

Shadow Cat

Night Crawler

I really don't feel like listing anyone else. There are a lot of characters that could do this.

#38 Posted by SlimJ87D (11766 posts) - - Show Bio

@stompa said:

Batman. Sleeping gas and done with it.

Sleepiing gas children can kill them

#39 Posted by xXxcarzellxXx (1405 posts) - - Show Bio

@funsiized: hulk isn't a street leveler a street leveler is like one of those thugs you see in Detroit

#40 Edited by THESHIZ46 (70 posts) - - Show Bio

Eliza maneli strips naked, that could clear a army of crackheads out of a crack house

#41 Edited by Enzeru--defunct (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

George St Pierre.
Before he finishes a fight, the four Horsemen of Apocalypse will arrive and bring death and destruction.

#42 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

@slimj87d said:

@stompa said:

Batman. Sleeping gas and done with it.

Sleepiing gas children can kill them

If it doesn't kill adults how the hell is it going to kill kids?

#43 Posted by Stompa (1454 posts) - - Show Bio

@slimj87d said:

@stompa said:

Batman. Sleeping gas and done with it.

Sleepiing gas children can kill them

I think Batman can adjust the dose because well he is the damn Batman......also he can use some great Batrope to tie them up. And for the sleeping gas the idea took me like a zepto second to get and write only the Flash could have made me think about it twice. :-p

#44 Posted by Noone301994 (12571 posts) - - Show Bio

Itachi Uchiha. He would use illusions to knock them out

#45 Posted by Pokeysteve (9092 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think half of the posters here read the OP. Anyways...

Zatanna

New 52 Flash-Need i say anymore?

I'd like to know how Barry stops a room full of kids without hurting them.

#46 Posted by Joygirl (20838 posts) - - Show Bio

A first level elven sorcerer who knows Sleep.

#47 Posted by Marco_Kidd (405 posts) - - Show Bio

The Flash

#48 Posted by Epicbeast3000 (1012 posts) - - Show Bio

Aphrodite could beat 50 kids without beating them up,urlurl

#49 Posted by ComicStooge (16625 posts) - - Show Bio

Fantomex.

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#50 Posted by Funsiized (3882 posts) - - Show Bio

@funsiized: hulk isn't a street leveler a street leveler is like one of those thugs you see in Detroit

LOL at the guy who said hulk thunder clap! LOL WHAT A DUMASS! NO! THUNDER CLAP WILL DESTROY THE KIDS EAR DRUMS NUB! Now... On topic!

Obviously Badman. I'd also imagine Inspector Gadget could pull it off somehow. Anyways Jiggly Puff wins this round.

Dear god, Apparently, people can't read. A) hulk was a joke B) it blatantly Say's "Thudersnap" FFS People, get some eyes.