who's the wussiest, weediest, most useless superhero or villain you can think of? could you take them in:
3 rounds of mixed martial arts in a cage with ufc rules?
a gunfight?
a forest with tools, axes, knives, etc?
(fights not restricted to these scenarios, these are just ideas)
Rules:
1. you and the "super"hero must be on equal footing
if you have a gun, he has a gun
if you are armed to the teeth, he has arms coming out of his wazo.....no that doesn't sound right.
2. any version of the superhero (but no superhero toddlers)
3. if the superhero has a weakness, you cannot both start with that (e.g., you cannot fight superman with the armament being a kryptonite rock strapped to both your fists
4. you cannot fight in any environment that would inherently give you an advantage.
5. if you cannot beat any superhero, you must name your minimum conditions and weapons so that you could beat up a lesser hero
Personally, I'm am almost 100% confident that I could beat up robin. He's a little kid, and I have ample strength, conditioning, and fighting skills to take him out.
which supposed superhero(ine) could YOU take in a fight?
Err...dont all of the Robin's receive training from Bruce himself?
Not implying you arent some bjj/maa master in your own right, but I would think even a kid Robin would be very versed in joint locks, pressure points, and judo/Aikido leverage throws and such that would negate the lack of adult strength and size... : /
I guess the only ones I can think of would have to be just brawlers without much martial arts training (to match my little knowledge/ability)...
I cant even think of any right now...hmm...
I believe I would be able to win by desicion in a mma bout
Wait, dick is faster than batman?
@CitizenBane: I was talking about damian, and even a teenager won't have enough hand to hand skills to take out some one much bigger than him. I am not much bigger than him, but robin is no master of combat. I also am not, but that would put us at the same level. and seeing as you can knock someone out in comics by throwing them to the ground, he shouldn't be too hard to knock out (JK). Still, IRL, fighting works a lot differently than in comics. you can't one punch someone, they aren't knocked unconscious from a hip throw, and you don't stand with your fists at your sides leaving your face to absorb all the punches. I believe I would be able to win by desicion in a mma bout Wait, dick is faster than batman?Yep. Circus performer skills.
I'd tip Oracle out of her wheelchair....
Lol. Nice strategy.
I'd do the same, and then probably end up getting tapped out when I get too distracted checking her "vitals" to make sure I didnt kill her...
I could beat up Killer Croc with the amount he jobs.f*** I was gonna make that joke -_-
I will take out Kick Ass then.
Oh and I could take Darkseid, I would just need some stairs.
Right.. You would get Rap*d.
If i had to be same height and all that i would probs take down robin because punch him down with brass knuckles and if he had brass knuckles i would just take his off him and then punch him.
Do said opponents have gadgets?If they have a gadget, you have the same gadget.
@spideriron1: BAHAHAHAHA
@AMS said:@whacknasty said:I'd tip Oracle out of her wheelchair....Lol. Nice strategy. I'd do the same, and then probably end up getting tapped out when I get too distracted checking her "vitals" to make sure I didnt kill her...
@AMS said:You could finish with a david caruso style line like "looks like you didn't....SEE that coming"I'd tip Oracle out of her wheelchair....Lol. Nice strategy. I'd do the same, and then probably end up getting tapped out when I get too distracted checking her "vitals" to make sure I didnt kill her...
On a side note, most of batman's enemies are just crazy dudes with no powers. I would have no qualms fighting them in a cage
I could take on trillions of Pre-Crisis Kryptonians who have absorbed 1 googolplex eons worth of yellow sun radiation. I could kill them all bare-handed! Just kidding, but on a serious note I probably could take Cypher hand-to-hand. I mean, the only thing the guy's good for is translating languages.
Depending on how mad Hulk is, you could use the Spider-Man method and tell him jokes to change him back into Banner.
Yeah, same with The Chief, but then he'd call in Vox and Robotman and that would be really bad.
@CitizenBane said:I'd lock him in my basement to maximize his hunger. And then I'd hit him with the Ultimate Nullifier I picked up on ebay for $4.99.I could slaughterstomp pre-Super Soldier Captain America with ease. And don't get me started on what I'd do to Galactus.Im intrigued now what would you do?
@Sherlock said:What kind of lock are you going to use?@CitizenBane said:I'd lock him in my basement to maximize his hunger. And then I'd hit him with the Ultimate Nullifier I picked up on ebay for $4.99.I could slaughterstomp pre-Super Soldier Captain America with ease. And don't get me started on what I'd do to Galactus.Im intrigued now what would you do?
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