What is or would be the shortest fight in the history of comics?

Two short fights that come to mind right now: 
 
1) Mandrakk vs. Universe. I mean, it's the climax to Final Crisis, you're all set for a big epic battle between him and an army of Supermen plus the GL Corps, and he goes down in half a page, without even getting one shot in. Sad. 
 
2) Psycho Pirate vs. Black Adam. This one was just funny.

God majestic vs Midnigter... 
 
Edit: Goku vs edward cullen 
Black adam vs bella swan

" @Achilles.: I know. Poor TOAA. "

" Goku vs edward cullen Black adam vs bella swan "

" @FadeToBlackBolt said:

" @Achilles.: I know. Poor TOAA. "

Not really... TOAA wins "

Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force.

" Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force. "

" @Sexy Merc said:

" Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force. "

Alternately, any of Kyle's girlfriends vs a fridge. FRIDGE CURBSTOMP. "

" @Albert Ventum said:

" @Sexy Merc said:

" Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force. "

Alternately, any of Kyle's girlfriends vs a fridge. FRIDGE CURBSTOMP. "

Tell that to Soranik, Donna, Jade etc. "

" @Sexy Merc said:

" @Albert Ventum said:

" @Sexy Merc said:

" Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force. "

Alternately, any of Kyle's girlfriends vs a fridge. FRIDGE CURBSTOMP. "

Tell that to Soranik, Donna, Jade etc. "

Jade just came back and it's only a matter of time for the others(doubly so for Donna due to the amount of Teen Titans that seem to be killed off) "

"

  Haha. I'm joking, but the fight you are decsribing would go something similar to this effect I would imagine. "

" @Albert Ventum said:

" @Sexy Merc said:

" @Albert Ventum said:

" @Sexy Merc said:

" Hand of God ION vs someone who shoves his GF in a fridge...on second thought, he would probably make it last long like with Major Force. "

Alternately, any of Kyle's girlfriends vs a fridge. FRIDGE CURBSTOMP. "

Tell that to Soranik, Donna, Jade etc. "

Jade just came back and it's only a matter of time for the others(doubly so for Donna due to the amount of Teen Titans that seem to be killed off) "

Nah, I don't think so. "

The Hulk vs A Rubiks cube...Tie

" @Sexy Merc: We'll see, although I should remind you that Dead Man is a white lantern.  "

 martian manhunter vs oreos.

the joker vs a group of babies