What if Spider-man vs The Thing

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#1  Edited By DedrabbiT

- Battle takes place in a desert.

- No prep, they don't know who they are fighting until the fight begins.

- Morals on.

- This is the What if version of spider-man where he had MA training from wolverine, he was much more serious. He also was more in tune with his spider senses and could shoot bullets from his web shooters. Overall this is a much more serious and well trained spider-man.

- This is the classic version of thing where he was only strong enough to pick up a fire truck.

Who wins?

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#2  Edited By Matezoide2

Classic Thing as in ``5 tons Thing``?
 
Yup,no way Spider-Man is losing this.

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#3  Edited By BringnIt

They already met in an early Spider-Man, that Thing was not even strong enough to break free of the webbing.

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#4  Edited By Joewell911

i would think normal spiderman would win, considering he could beat hulk, this is just unfair

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#5  Edited By DedrabbiT

5 tons isn't enough to break his webbing?

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#6  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@joewell said:

i would think normal spiderman would win, considering he could beat hulk, this is just unfair

lol

I think it is appropriate to call that PIS

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#7  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@DedrabbiT:generally, no. If he webs them up good enough. There are instances of slight metahumans breaking the webbing, like Ana Kravinoff, but I suppose sometimes the webbing isn't properly applied or something.

Anyways Spiderman should win

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#8  Edited By SpideyPresence

Normal Spidey wins.

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Your argument is invalid.

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#9  Edited By DedrabbiT

I'm just playing devils advocate here. But how can spidey actually knock out Thing? I mean he is made of rock...

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#10  Edited By DedrabbiT

anyone else?

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#11  Edited By Sufferthorn

@DedrabbiT:

Spider Man once picked up a Tank, those get up to 40 tons.

Classic Thing gets clobbered.

Anything from the What If series is just overkill..

"HEY! Can a weak version of Thing beat a giant ball of PIS-energy?".....No, he can't.

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@BringnIt said:

They already met in an early Spider-Man, that Thing was not even strong enough to break free of the webbing.
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#13  Edited By TheMinister

Instead of getting Spiderman the "What If" , give the "What If" to the Thing but make it something different.

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#14  Edited By FourthDeity

@joewell said:

i would think normal spiderman would win, considering he could beat hulk, this is just unfair

Spidey beat Hulk?

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#16  Edited By Sufferthorn

@FourthDeity:

Not to my knowledge...and if he did, it was either through scientific preparation/specific circumstances....or PIS.

@deadpoolrules:

I'm a nice guy, so i will. :)

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#17  Edited By deadpoolrules

@Sufferthorn said:

@deadpoolrules:

I'm a nice guy, so i will. :)

Thanks ^^

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#18  Edited By DedrabbiT

How would current Thing fair in a battle like this?

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#19  Edited By Sufferthorn

@DedrabbiT:

MUCH better than Classic Thing.

i still think Spidey would win....but the opinions will split down the middle if you make it Current Thing.

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#20  Edited By catofellow

Thing wins here, he is much stronger than Spiderman, if he could tag him it could be a KO.

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#21  Edited By Matezoide2
@catofellow said:

Thing wins here, he is much stronger than Spiderman, if he could tag him it could be a KO.

Read the thread,we are using Classic Thing,who`s at least 2 times weaker than Spider-Man is. 
Addtionaly,we are using an alternate version of Spider-Man,whose Spider-Sense developed to the point he could prety much see the future,not to mention,willingness to kill and actual training.
 
(Not to mention,Spidey has taken blows from the Hulk and Rhino in the past,but thats a moot point anyway)
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#22  Edited By catofellow

@Matezoide2 said:

@catofellow said:

Thing wins here, he is much stronger than Spiderman, if he could tag him it could be a KO.

Read the thread,we are using Classic Thing,who`s at least 2 times weaker than Spider-Man is. Addtionaly,we are using an alternate version of Spider-Man,whose Spider-Sense developed to the point he could prety much see the future,not to mention,willingness to kill and actual training. (Not to mention,Spidey has taken blows from the Hulk and Rhino in the past,but thats a moot point anyway)

I did read original post. Maybe I am not familiar with Spiderman's true power, but are you implying he could lift two firetrucks (since Thing is "two times weaker")? Anyway, if we are assuming that Spiderman is stronger than Thing, who has no other additional powers, then this would be a Spite thread since Spider-Man is also faster, more agile, has webbing, can climb walls, has limited pre-cognition....

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#23  Edited By Sufferthorn

@catofellow:

Spidey can lift Tanks. Do the math.

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#24  Edited By catofellow

@Sufferthorn said:

@catofellow:

Spidey can lift Tanks. Do the math.

OK, a firetruck with water can weigh from 28,000 pounds to 56,000 pounds, or 14 to 28 tons. A tank can weigh upwards of 60 tons. So in other words, this is spite thread, Thing cannot possibly win.

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#25  Edited By Sufferthorn

@catofellow:

Not Classic Thing anyway..

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#26  Edited By DedrabbiT

Alright guys, this is where i'm putting they're strength for this battle.

Thing can lift a good sized fire truck.

Spidey can lift like a SUV type vehicle.

Does this change anything?

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#27  Edited By DedrabbiT

anyone else?

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#28  Edited By YoungJustice

No.

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#29  Edited By DedrabbiT

mean.