Weekly Segment 5: GUN FIGHT

Team Texas: Nick Fury & Agent X    

Team K4tz: Crossbones & Cable      

Location: Atlantic City Casino 

Rules 

...*sees TDM talking to himself*

Okaaaaaaay, I'll just come back later

=P.

I kid. I'd initially go with Team 2 in terms of skill, but I'm not seeing how they'd put down Agent X.

@texasdeathmatch: I didn't even notice, thanks for tell me.

@ReVamp said:

...*sees TDM talking to himself*

Okaaaaaaay, I'll just come back later

=P.

I kid. I'd initially go with Team 2 in terms of skill, but I'm not seeing how they'd put down Agent X.

Shoot him a lot, maybe with lasers. :P

@ReVamp: A headshot would suffice and even numerous to the chest can bring him close to incapacitation.

@Decoy Elite: Is lasers part of standard equip for Cable?

@ReVamp said:

@Decoy Elite: Is lasers part of standard equip for Cable?

I don't really know for sure, which is why I said maybe. :P

But seriously Agent X doesn't get powers here.

I gotta go with Crossbones and Cable, Cable should be a good match for Nick Fury or Agent X, and Crossbones is just plain underappreciated. Team K4tz ftw.

@Decoy Elite: @ReVamp: Nah, let's assume Cable is using standard firearms.

@k4tzm4n said:

@ReVamp: A headshot would suffice and even numerous to the chest can bring him close to incapacitation.

@Decoy Elite:

Woops. I missed the powers. K4tz ftw.

*power went out*

Doesn't change anything imo.

@k4tzm4n said:

@Decoy Elite: @ReVamp: Nah, let's assume Cable is using standard firearms.

Still say his team wins. I think Cable and Crossbones are skilled enough. (Although as I've mentioned before I haven't seen Cable ever us a normal fire arm so I might be jumping the gun here.)

Psh, I suspected K4tz's team was a little stacked...

@texasdeathmatch: We'll see. I feel like Agent X is being sold a little short. Also, you can keep his healing factor for the OP.

team 2 loses cause cable doesn't know what recoil is =P

@k4tzm4n said:

@texasdeathmatch: We'll see. I feel like Agent X is being sold a little short. Also, you can keep his healing factor for the OP.

I'm selling Nick Fury short here thank you very much. Healing factor helps, but I think Team 2 still wins in a good fight.

@toby5678910 said:

team 2 loses cause cable doesn't know what recoil is =P

He knows what it is, he just doesn't care.

No one respects 616 Nick Fury...

@texasdeathmatch said:

No one respects 616 Nick Fury...

In my defense I've never actually read a shield comic. >.>

How good would you say he is?

Texasdeathmatch's team can potentially finish this in their favor.

@nickthedevil said:

Texasdeathmatch's team can potentially finish this in their favor.

They can win, but I don't think they'd win the majority.

I give it back to Texas due to OP rules changing. Isn' his healing Factor like DP?

Team 2.

@ReVamp: Yes, it is.

@texasdeathmatch: Might want to get rid of that "to the death" bit now that the healing factor is back.

Texas wins because I don't like K4tz :P

@PunkMastaFlex said:

Texas wins because I don't like K4tz :P

Alright then. K4tz wins because I don't like Texas.

WHAT NOW BEOTCH?

Seriously though, Deadpool's hf is at least as powerful as Logans and Logan has proven to be able to tank gunfire from various automatic weapons without flinching. Sure he has his skeleton, but still, he heals pretty fast. I'm not sure they can kill him or ko him. Factoring skill and whatnot, of course.

@PunkMastaFlex said:

Texas wins because I don't like K4tz :P

*runs away crying*

@k4tzm4n said:

@PunkMastaFlex said:

Texas wins because I don't like K4tz :P

*runs away crying*

Irony is, this is why I don't like you xD

Joking obviously.

@ReVamp said:

@PunkMastaFlex said:

Texas wins because I don't like K4tz :P

Alright then. K4tz wins because I don't like Texas.

WHAT NOW BEOTCH?

You're Revamp, you don't get a say. :P

@PunkMastaFlex: *runs away crying even louder*

@k4tzm4n said:

@PunkMastaFlex: *runs away crying even louder*

LOL.

ReVamp cookies are awarded to K4tz.

@ReVamp said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@PunkMastaFlex: *runs away crying even louder*

LOL.

ReVamp cookies are awarded to K4tz.

The ones that my grandma bakes you mean.

@k4tzm4n said:

@PunkMastaFlex: *runs away crying even louder*

Sorry K4... remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

@ReVamp: They're chocolate chip, right?

@PunkMastaFlex: :D

@k4tzm4n: What? No. Who eats chocolate chip anymore?

They're simple chocolate with mayonnaise filling. Step up your game, BRO.

@ReVamp: Holy calories, Batman!

@k4tzm4n: Calories > Health.

K4tz FTW. Unless.... Nick Fury's old ass blends in with the patrons of the Vegas casino and he gets the drop on his enemies.

@texasdeathmatch said:

@Decoy Elite: H2H he's a baus, I'm not so sure about his shooting through...I assume its uncanny and mind blowing.

IIRC you would assume correctly he is as badass with a gun as he is w/ his hands; been awhile since I read him though ... I may try to find some of his scans and post them.

@ReVamp said:

@k4tzm4n: Calories > Health.

But, if calories > health that limits the amount of time you'll have in your life to read comics! Less calories = live longer = read more comics. A-B-C logic FTW.

But that's assuming you believe comics > calories.

@k4tzm4n said:

@ReVamp said:

@k4tzm4n: Calories > Health.

But, if calories > health that limits the amount of time you'll have in your life to read comics! Less calories = live longer = read more comics. A-B-C logic FTW.

But that's assuming you believe comics > calories.

But you're using A-B-C logic and since we're within a Battle Forum the use of ABC logic is frowned upon and invalid. I win.

@ReVamp: You just countered my ABC logic with ABC logic.

My argument is defeated by rules, your argument defeats rules, therefore your argument defeats mine.

@k4tzm4n: Nice try but no.

I said you argument is invalid, therefore my argument is still superior.

I'll look for more ... here is a fight to start.

@ReVamp said:

@k4tzm4n: Nice try but no.

I said you argument is invalid, therefore my argument is still superior.

You said it's invalid because you said I'm not following the rules. You in turn, are (it's implied). Therefore, ABC SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

@k4tzm4n said:

@ReVamp said:

@k4tzm4n: Nice try but no.

I said you argument is invalid, therefore my argument is still superior.

You said it's invalid because you said I'm not following the rules. You in turn, are (it's implied). Therefore, ABC SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

STORM IS A GODEZZZ

There, I pulled out my trump card and I win.

@ReVamp: Christ, now you're using A-B-C-STORM logic!

@k4tzm4n said:

@ReVamp: Christ, now you're using A-B-C-STORM logic!

Doesn't matter. ABC Storm logic is valid.