Voldemort and Death Eaters vs Justice League vs Handsome Jack

Batman creates a machine which accidentally makes the three universes cross themselves. Voldemort get's stunned of how powerful are the heroes and how some of them lives in harmony with non-mages. So he summons hsi entire army to wipe out every non-mage from the DC Earth. Only DC can stop them.

While that, Handsome Jack from Pandora (Borderlands 2) is also teleported with his whole army. He then see this as an opportunity to increase his monopoly around the entire marvel DC. he also has the help of the Warrior to do so, a powerful alien said to destroy entire planets with ease. he also has the help of his daughter who can access every security system on the planet no matter how they are secure like seen in Borderlands 2.

Jack is the leader of the most powerful corporation know in the universe. With billions of planets over his influence.

Who wins this battle?

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

Harry Potterverse magic? Oh you mean those dinky cantrips my 8th level D&D wizard would scoff at? They're non-factors. And also, unless this Jack is really fast on the trigger, the Flash will punch his head off his shoulders and out of the Earth's atmosphere before he can blink.

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

@Lord_Johnathan said:

Harry Potterverse magic? Oh you mean those dinky cantrips my 8th level D&D wizard would scoff at? They're non-factors. And also, unless this Jack is really fast on the trigger, the Flash will punch his head off his shoulders and out of the Earth's atmosphere before he can blink.

The way he's a coward, he would probably create robots designed to take these dudes down. Kryptonie slagged robots and those shit.

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

Handsome Jack would seduce Wonder Woman while his army rushes the JL

the JL would be too busy as they are getting attack from all sides

Eventually Wonder Woman falls for his charms and takes out Flash than goes to stomp superman out while all the GL members are dead by now, now the death eaters get stomped by trillions of rounds.

@Lord_Johnathan said:

Harry Potterverse magic? Oh you mean those dinky cantrips my 8th level D&D wizard would scoff at? They're non-factors. And also, unless this Jack is really fast on the trigger, the Flash will punch his head off his shoulders and out of the Earth's atmosphere before he can blink.

Well, they're not. You're one serious hater aren't you? They have capability (or rather, hax ability) to one shot anyone on the other teams. (Idk what this jack guy does though) I agree it's a bit unfair with the comic versions, as most of the Jla characters are far faster than the others. But still, voldy's immortal, he could take possesion the members if his body's destroyed. Otherwise, The mind control curse can be pretty effective against those who haven't shown extreme willpower.. I don't think they're non-factors in any way.

@Mysterioz said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

Handsome Jack would seduce Wonder Woman while his army rushes the JL

the JL would be too busy as they are getting attack from all sides

Eventually Wonder Woman falls for his charms and takes out Flash than goes to stomp superman out while all the GL members are dead by now, now the death eaters get stomped by trillions of rounds.

Don't forget Handsome Jack amazing moon-sized base that can shoot orbital shit and thousands of units as well.

@PrinceAragorn1:

It's that compared to high fantasy magic or comic book magic, Harry Potter magic is kind of weak. A high level D&D wizard can stop time, summon vast armies of the undead or extradimensional monsters such as demons or angels or elementals, devastate everything for hundreds of miles, shape change into pretty much anything and assume it's powers while retaining their mind, flat out make dozens of people drop dead, imprison people in temporal stasis forever, say a single word that kills any enemy who isn't extraordinarily tough, and so on. Meanwhile in Harry Potter, a glorified finger of death spell is considered to be the end all of magic, when in most settings with magic, it'd be "Meh, only one guy?"

@Frocharocha said:

@Mysterioz said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

Handsome Jack would seduce Wonder Woman while his army rushes the JL

the JL would be too busy as they are getting attack from all sides

Eventually Wonder Woman falls for his charms and takes out Flash than goes to stomp superman out while all the GL members are dead by now, now the death eaters get stomped by trillions of rounds.

Don't forget Handsome Jack amazing moon-sized base that can shoot orbital shit and thousands of units as well.

When Sanctuary was under attack it took several hits and appeared undamaged the next time you can go there(overall not too impressive). Also, dont forget the Justice League's satellite can do the same. As well as having a few members that are planet busters.

@_The_Ant_ said:

@PrinceAragorn1:

It's that compared to high fantasy magic or comic book magic, Harry Potter magic is kind of weak. A high level D&D wizard can stop time, summon vast armies of the undead or extradimensional monsters such as demons or angels or elementals, devastate everything for hundreds of miles, shape change into pretty much anything and assume it's powers while retaining their mind, flat out make dozens of people drop dead, imprison people in temporal stasis forever, say a single word that kills any enemy who isn't extraordinarily tough, and so on. Meanwhile in Harry Potter, a glorified finger of death spell is considered to be the end all of magic, when in most settings with magic, it'd be "Meh, only one guy?"

Well, I agree that it's weak. But still, it's kind of science-like and consistent. In many of stories, plot is given priority over powers, which makes them exceptionally good. Otherwise, just overpowering characters is pretty easy (and boring) You could take Avatar: Tla for example. They don't go about busting planets, but their story still makes them memorable. I kind of like that hp doesn't have super-ultra-powerful-universe creating-destroying magic..

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Mysterioz said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

Handsome Jack would seduce Wonder Woman while his army rushes the JL

the JL would be too busy as they are getting attack from all sides

Eventually Wonder Woman falls for his charms and takes out Flash than goes to stomp superman out while all the GL members are dead by now, now the death eaters get stomped by trillions of rounds.

Don't forget Handsome Jack amazing moon-sized base that can shoot orbital shit and thousands of units as well.

When Sanctuary was under attack it took several hits and appeared undamaged the next time you can go there(overall not too impressive). Also, dont forget the Justice League's satellite can do the same. As well as having a few members that are planet busters.

New 52 most can't planet bust only superman and he won't be able to last long in a cross fire between thousands of enemies who can actually hurt him.

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Mysterioz said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

Justice League, Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, or Green lantern could solo both other teams. Even with Supes weakness to magic he could take them out before the fight starts, way to fast.

What about Handsome Jack and his massive army with a planet buster at his side?

A single vault hunter takes him down, no way that puts him up there with the justice league

Handsome Jack would seduce Wonder Woman while his army rushes the JL

the JL would be too busy as they are getting attack from all sides

Eventually Wonder Woman falls for his charms and takes out Flash than goes to stomp superman out while all the GL members are dead by now, now the death eaters get stomped by trillions of rounds.

Don't forget Handsome Jack amazing moon-sized base that can shoot orbital shit and thousands of units as well.

When Sanctuary was under attack it took several hits and appeared undamaged the next time you can go there(overall not too impressive). Also, dont forget the Justice League's satellite can do the same. As well as having a few members that are planet busters.

That's because of the graphics and gameplay. Imagine you return to sanctuary to store your items and you find the place in ashes.

@PrinceAragorn1 said:

@_The_Ant_ said:

@PrinceAragorn1:

It's that compared to high fantasy magic or comic book magic, Harry Potter magic is kind of weak. A high level D&D wizard can stop time, summon vast armies of the undead or extradimensional monsters such as demons or angels or elementals, devastate everything for hundreds of miles, shape change into pretty much anything and assume it's powers while retaining their mind, flat out make dozens of people drop dead, imprison people in temporal stasis forever, say a single word that kills any enemy who isn't extraordinarily tough, and so on. Meanwhile in Harry Potter, a glorified finger of death spell is considered to be the end all of magic, when in most settings with magic, it'd be "Meh, only one guy?"

Well, I agree that it's weak. But still, it's kind of science-like and consistent. In many of stories, plot is given priority over powers, which makes them exceptionally good. Otherwise, just overpowering characters is pretty easy (and boring) You could take Avatar: Tla for example. They don't go about busting planets, but their story still makes them memorable. I kind of like that hp doesn't have super-ultra-powerful-universe creating-destroying magic..

Powerful characters shouldn't be viewed as a weakness, but an opportunity to explore a different set of stories.

@Frocharocha: lol if we use game mechanics border land team stomps cause they have a limitless supply of troops and resources.

@Mysterioz said:

@Frocharocha: lol if we use game mechanics border land team stomps cause they have a limitless supply of troops and resources.

Yeah, Handsome Jack could probably defeat DC Earth military in a single day with his army. I mean, look those rocket launchers O.o

@_The_Ant_ said:

@PrinceAragorn1 said:

@_The_Ant_ said:

@PrinceAragorn1:

It's that compared to high fantasy magic or comic book magic, Harry Potter magic is kind of weak. A high level D&D wizard can stop time, summon vast armies of the undead or extradimensional monsters such as demons or angels or elementals, devastate everything for hundreds of miles, shape change into pretty much anything and assume it's powers while retaining their mind, flat out make dozens of people drop dead, imprison people in temporal stasis forever, say a single word that kills any enemy who isn't extraordinarily tough, and so on. Meanwhile in Harry Potter, a glorified finger of death spell is considered to be the end all of magic, when in most settings with magic, it'd be "Meh, only one guy?"

Well, I agree that it's weak. But still, it's kind of science-like and consistent. In many of stories, plot is given priority over powers, which makes them exceptionally good. Otherwise, just overpowering characters is pretty easy (and boring) You could take Avatar: Tla for example. They don't go about busting planets, but their story still makes them memorable. I kind of like that hp doesn't have super-ultra-powerful-universe creating-destroying magic..

Powerful characters shouldn't be viewed as a weakness, but an opportunity to explore a different set of stories.

Agreed. I was just explaining that for a story to be good, exceptionally powerful characters aren't always required..

@Frocharocha: @Mysterioz: Are you guys friends in real life or the same person. Every thread you come into is fan wank and everytime you cheer for the obvious underdog. Superman kills all of them. The robots can't hurt him, I have no idea what would lead you to believe this. If the robots arn't one-shotting the vault hunters then they arn't even phasing Supes.

@Alexman113 said:

@Frocharocha: @Mysterioz: Are you guys friends in real life or the same person. Every thread you come into is fan wank and everytime you cheer for the obvious underdog. Superman kills all of them. The robots can't hurt him, I have no idea what would lead you to believe this. If the robots arn't one-shotting the vault hunters then they arn't even phasing Supes.

No, i'm not the same person and he isn't my friend lol. But i must agree with you. Superman would send the great majority of these robots to Oblivion unless Handsome Jack creates one made of krypton of course.

@Frocharocha: How would he know Superman is weak to Kryptonite before coming to DC? Once he comes to the DCU the fight is already over.

@Alexman113 said:

@Frocharocha: How would he know Superman is weak to Kryptonite before coming to DC? Once he comes to the DCU the fight is already over.

Dunno, bribe Lex Luttor?

@Frocharocha: Please re-read my post. I said before coming to the DCU because once he arrives the fight is already over. Plus, Supes has beaten Metallo who has a kyptonite core. Kryptonite is not auto-lose for Superman. Also, how would he know Luthor and Supes were enemies?

@Alexman113 said:

@Frocharocha: Please re-read my post. I said before coming to the DCU because once he arrives the fight is already over. Plus, Supes has beaten Metallo who has a kyptonite core. Kryptonite is not auto-lose for Superman. Also, how would he know Luthor and Supes were enemies?

Angel can access systems anyway if i'm correct so she would instantly know about Luthor and probably krypton. Unless Jack is dumb as hell, he's probably going to be the first to die.

supes and GL dismantles the robots and flash takes all the death eaters wands aquaman, cyborg, and WW beat up the wizards and batman has already taken down handsome jack the team goes up against the warrior

Im amused you put handsome jack in here. Why has no one done joker vs handsome jack?

@Frocharocha: I just expected more damage to the houses and such, obviously the usable items like the vending machines needed to still be there but they could have changed the look of the town. And playing through the game twice I just didnt see any weapons that would hurt Supes unless you count the Sirens. Just dont think the numbers are enough to take down the Justice League.

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha: I just expected more damage to the houses and such, obviously the usable items like the vending machines needed to still be there but they could have changed the look of the town. And playing through the game twice I just didnt see any weapons that would hurt Supes unless you count the Sirens. Just dont think the numbers are enough to take down the Justice League.

The Warrior may do some damage.

@Frocharocha said:

@Captain_Awesome85 said:

@Frocharocha: I just expected more damage to the houses and such, obviously the usable items like the vending machines needed to still be there but they could have changed the look of the town. And playing through the game twice I just didnt see any weapons that would hurt Supes unless you count the Sirens. Just dont think the numbers are enough to take down the Justice League.

The Warrior may do some damage.

They've have fought against a lot stronger enemies and the thing being made of lava may slow down a few of the members but Superman could just fly right through its chest and put it down.

Team Borderlands win with moderate difficulty, there's just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many for New-52 JL and the Death Eater would probably take down superman or a good deal of members before losing.

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Team Borderlands win with moderate difficulty, there's just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many for New-52 JL and the Death Eater would probably take down superman or a good deal of members before losing.

No one on either Team Jack or Team Voldemort can put down Superman. It is becoming very apparent that people on the Vine don't know how powerful he is. We are talking about a guy who can lift the Earth's weight for 5 days straight while away from direct sunlight.

@Alexman113 said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Team Borderlands win with moderate difficulty, there's just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many for New-52 JL and the Death Eater would probably take down superman or a good deal of members before losing.

No one on either Team Jack or Team Voldemort can put down Superman. It is becoming very apparent that people on the Vine don't know how powerful he is. We are talking about a guy who can lift the Earth's weight for 5 days straight while away from direct sunlight.

Can superman be injuried with super laser weaponry?

Jl ftw

@Alexman113 said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Team Borderlands win with moderate difficulty, there's just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many for New-52 JL and the Death Eater would probably take down superman or a good deal of members before losing.

No one on either Team Jack or Team Voldemort can put down Superman. It is becoming very apparent that people on the Vine don't know how powerful he is. We are talking about a guy who can lift the Earth's weight for 5 days straight while away from direct sunlight.

same guy that got hurt by new 52 flash.

and batman

and wonder woman

and green lantern.

His strength rocks but his durability

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

@Obtrusive said:

Im amused you put handsome jack in here. Why has no one done joker vs handsome jack?

That would be...just too great for anyone to bare witness too. They would tell stories about it around campfires as if it were nothing more than a myth. But a select few would know. They'd know it really happened. And that it was great.

Just going to come down to Jack and JL. Voldy and crew are non factors. Flash sees them pull their wands out and snatches them up before they can do anything.

Then I give it to JL. Lantern makes a giant spatula and crushes a hundred at a time. Meanwhile Batman and Cyborg are playing online chess and Aquaman's doing whatever it is Aquaman does.

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

The Warrior only has one showing, where it's killed by a Vault Hunter with some guns. That's a far cry from planet-busting force of nature.

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

The Warrior only has one showing, where it's killed by a Vault Hunter with some guns. That's a far cry from planet-busting force of nature.

Well, a friend of mine joined the room and the Warrior kicked or asses.

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

The Warrior only has one showing, where it's killed by a Vault Hunter with some guns. That's a far cry from planet-busting force of nature.

Well, a friend of mine joined the room and the Warrior kicked or asses.

I killed the Warrior on my first try with a level 36 Siren. It's not even the most powerful character in Borderlands. Patricia Tannis states that Terramorphous the Invincible is more powerful, and once you fight him, it quickly becomes apparent that Terramorphous is a lot harder to handle than the Warrior. But Terra wasn't anywhere near planet-busting levels either.

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

The Warrior only has one showing, where it's killed by a Vault Hunter with some guns. That's a far cry from planet-busting force of nature.

Well, a friend of mine joined the room and the Warrior kicked or asses.

I killed the Warrior on my first try with a level 36 Siren. It's not even the most powerful character in Borderlands. Patricia Tannis states that Terramorphous the Invincible is more powerful, and once you fight him, it quickly becomes apparent that Terramorphous is a lot harder to handle than the Warrior. But Terra wasn't anywhere near planet-busting levels either.

Yes. I defeated him with my Commando level 32 and my Mechromancer level 33. The most hard NPC is Vernimous The Invicible.

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

@Frocharocha said:

@CitizenBane said:

......Superman could solo the entire Borderlands universe. And the Warrior has never destroyed a planet.

Probably yes and no .But we may never know.

The Warrior only has one showing, where it's killed by a Vault Hunter with some guns. That's a far cry from planet-busting force of nature.

Well, a friend of mine joined the room and the Warrior kicked or asses.

I killed the Warrior on my first try with a level 36 Siren. It's not even the most powerful character in Borderlands. Patricia Tannis states that Terramorphous the Invincible is more powerful, and once you fight him, it quickly becomes apparent that Terramorphous is a lot harder to handle than the Warrior. But Terra wasn't anywhere near planet-busting levels either.

Yes. I defeated him with my Commando level 32 and my Mechromancer level 33. The most hard NPC is Vernimous The Invicible.

I found Vermi easier than Terra because he was kinda easy to run around, especially if you fight him in the cliffy area of Tundra Express. Terramorphous was a pain in the ass because of his tentacles.

Team 2 superstomps.

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

@Alexman113 said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Team Borderlands win with moderate difficulty, there's just tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many for New-52 JL and the Death Eater would probably take down superman or a good deal of members before losing.

No one on either Team Jack or Team Voldemort can put down Superman. It is becoming very apparent that people on the Vine don't know how powerful he is. We are talking about a guy who can lift the Earth's weight for 5 days straight while away from direct sunlight.

same guy that got hurt by new 52 flash.

and batman

and wonder woman

and green lantern.

His strength rocks but his durability

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

If you believe that New 52 Superman got hurt by Batman, then you're either stupid or a troll. New 52 Superman was in a fight with a Kryptonian monster and was knocked from Metropolis to Ireland, got up and made a joke about having a headache. What are you gonna tell us next, Superman got hurt by bullets?

Handsome Jack solostomps the entire DC multiverse including Lucifer Morningstar he has a confirmed multiversal monster on his side name The Warrior and now the Vault Hunters can solostomp as well since they killed a multiversal monster tryeen the Destroyer who is a multiversal monster nobody in Marvel or DC can compete

Stop. This is just not true. Justice League still stomp.

The Destroy is stated that he can casually destroy universe even if you downplay them he is universal and the Warrior is a planetbuster jack wins with zero difficulty.

Handsome Jack has a planetbuster creature named the Warrior Justice League dies, Voldemort can just use Avada Kadavra to kill the Justice League this leaves Handsome Jack vs Voldemort and Death Eaters while the Justice League is dead.

@zhwahwzs: You need to stop trolling, and hating against Marvel/DC comics. The delusion that you think that Jack is universal and will solo stomp the entire DCverse is hilarious