Thor is lost in a cosmic void, he knows there is a galaxy somewhere in the cosmic void but he does not know exactly where, so he cannot teleport there.
He then sees Stuart(Big Bang Theory)'s Comic Book Store floating around.
He enters it & sees a Med-Tank(Star Wars) inside.It suddenly explodes and Thanos emerges from it. He rips cables out of his body and emotionless, gives Thor a terrifying look.
Thor gets ready to engage him but before he can, Larfleeze manifests between the two of them, surging with his Skyfatherly power.
He gives them an offer.
Horseface: These comic books are very valuable & really f***ing rare! If you give them to me. I will rescue One of you, but only One! And these comics must be spotless if they get One iota of damage then Deal Bye Bye! Not One molecule of saliva left over from touching your tongue and flipping the pages, not one drop of blood.
Goldilocks: Don't trust this inexorable dog, he would gladly sell his own Mother !
Thanos gets pissed off and Bloodlusted.
Craterface: I killed my Mother.
This disgusts and bloodlusts the Odinson.
They get ready for battle. They both have to be careful the comics aren't damaged at all.
If the BFR method they use is something Larfleeze finds hilarious he will allow it and not only save the BFRer but let him have all the comics for making him laugh.If not, he will save the BFRed and teleport him to the nearby Galaxy, whose location he knows, but he will still keep all the comics.
Thor and Thanos are both massive comic book fans, so they will try to BFR the other in a really funny fashion. For inspiration they will look in the massive comic book collection they have all around them, but they will have to be careful to not damage the comics. One of them may be willing to compromise and just kill the other outright, it depends on you.
They are fighting in a comic book store, so there will be certain 'Memoribilia' that may or may not be functional, your choice. There could be an Infinity Gauntlet lying in a glass showpiece that may or may not be the real deal, your choice. The HOTU could be in the boiler room. Dr Fate's helmet could be lying on a rack. It can be anything from Pop Culture, Harry Potter's Invisibility cloak could be the curtains or maybe One of the mapmakers' maps could be there which could make the whole contest pointless, or there could be an iPhone which has Google maps. Your imagination is the Limit.
In the Garage there could be Ghostrider's motorcycle or a gundam or a Deus Ex Machina or even this guy.
Since this is Stuart's store, there could be Superhero porn or superhero-themed sex toys or something which could work to their advantage or disadvantage.
This is the best OP ever
PS you cannot just write Thor or Thanos, it has to be a proper story. It can be as loony as possible.
Let the Battle log writing begin.
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