Ultimate Spite Thread

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#1 Edited by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Alright, we all love comics here, or at least I believe most of us do. However, I think all of us are getting pretty sick of seeing some of the same overused characters over and over again being cycled around and winning every match they are put in purely because they are given conditions where they can't lose. So, I've compiled a list of these characters in a series of round matches, feel free to comment on as many or few rounds as you want and beat your character in whatever gruesome way you desire! Before you say anything, I love most if not all of these characters, I'm just making this to have a little fun and see what you all think.

Rules:

1. PIS and CIS enabled

2. You can blood lust anyone, or give them artifacts

3. Construct your own team to beat whichever team/opponent

4. Please state how you will pummel your opponent to death in this spite thread

5. Win via KO, Death, BFR, or complete matter deconstruction

6. Choose your battlefield

7. Pick as few/many of these battles as you want to comment on

8. Have fun! :)

Round 1: Superboy Prime

Superboy Prime has sundipped for one week!

Round 2: Speedsters

Flash has teamed up with Hunter Zolomon and Professor Zolomon!

Round 3: The Hulks!

Rulk, World War Hulk, Abomination, Skaar, She-Hulk, and Red-She Hulk

Round 4: Team Prep

Batman and Dr. Doom have teamed up together, they have one weeks prep against your team, and full knowledge!

Round 5: Galactus

Fully Powered Galactus, 100% Fed

Round 6: Galactus's Heralds

Destroyer Armor, Silver Surfer, Fallen One, Gabriel, Stardust, Firelord, Terrax, Morg, Red Shift, Invisible Boy, at their strongest!

Round 7: Team Magic

Classic Doctor Strange, Spectre, Zatanna, the Enchantress, Loki, and the Scarlet Witch at their strongest!

Round 8: Reality Warpers

White Crown Phoenix, Adult Frank Richards, and Classic MM

Round 9: The Fighters

Runeking Thor, Wonder Woman, Classic Hercules, and Zeus

Round 10: Juggernauts

Classic Juggernaut, and Colossusnaut, both at full power

Round 11: Team Punishment

The Punisher, the Ghost Rider, Nightwing, Bane, Scarecrow, Sinestro, and Larfreeze

Team 12: Team Super Martial Artists

Wade Wilson, Slade Wilson, Rose Wilson, Karate Kid, Lady Shiva, Cassandra Cain, Iron Fist, Shang-Chi, Elektra, Taskmaster, Moon Knight, Black Panther, Captain America, Azrael, Jason Todd, Harley Quinn, and Daredevil

Team 13: SA Superman

SA Superman

Team 14: Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl

Team 15: White Crown Phoenix

Jean Grey White Crown Phoenix

Team 16: Cytorrak full powered!

We have no idea what this actually is, but people inform us that it's pretty poweful!

Team 17: Team lantern!

Every lantern from every corps!

Team 18: The Regenerators

Gorgon, Wolverine, Daken, X-23, Deathstroke, and Deadpool

Team 19: Dragon Ball Z

Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Trunks, Gohan, Majin Buu, Piccolo, Broly, Janemba, Cooler, Frieza, Ultra Perfect Cell, and Shenron

Team 20: Me as myself

Floopay, your loveable battle forums patron!

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#2 Posted by cosmicallyaware1 (1210 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

brilliant! this is going to be fun, and also gonna take a minute to think about.....

#3 Posted by Strider92 (11190 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

I just do this to every1:

#4 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Strider92: lol, where did you find that picture?

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#5 Edited by Strider92 (11190 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Floopay: Google images. Just type in "firin mah lazer" lol.

#6 Posted by Nerx (11407 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

I would say wolverine with plot power but that is douchey

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#7 Posted by TheGodKiller3 (359 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Floopay: Sorry to say this but team 14 is unbeatable . Team 14 vs anything else will result in a spite in favor of team 14 . Please remove team 14 from this thread .

#8 Posted by progenitor (7405 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Albert Wesker w/ the cosmic cube just wrecks everyone.

#9 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@TheGodKiller3: I hate to inform you, but you seem to have forgotten about Aunt May or Ma Kent.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#10 Posted by TheGodKiller3 (359 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

@TheGodKiller3: I hate to inform you, but you seem to have forgotten about Aunt May or Ma Kent.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Still Spite . In favor of team 14 .

#11 Edited by drgnx (2565 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

I just do this to every1:

LOL

I should make a bigger lineup...

#12 Posted by HolySerpent (11728 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Council of reeds, prodigy ( comstic entity) , batman 1 million, sa mordru, sa mongul,

#13 Posted by SlimJ87D (7188 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Floopay: Give all the Hulk's Red lantern rings.

#14 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@SlimJ87D: I forgot to make a Lantern round....

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#15 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Bump!

I updated the OP to include a few more players!

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#16 Posted by steelhound56 (1068 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Bloodlusted Me with a 2x4 with nail driven through it vs a 2 year old with Down Syndrome

(yes I just came from the you vs 10,000 5 year olds thread)

/thread

#17 Posted by nickzambuto (7806 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@progenitor said:

Albert Wesker w/ the cosmic cube just wrecks everyone.

What about Slade Wilson armed with the Infinity Gems and Gauntlet?

#18 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (5930 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Golden Superman Prime 1,000,000 w/ Sword of Superman, wearing the Entropy Aegis Armor, after reading and learning the Anti-Life Equation and drinking a gallon of Soulfire Formula............yeah I put my bank roll on him.

#19 Posted by grevous11 (360 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Storm solos. Yup, I went there :)

#20 Posted by texasdeathmatch (12564 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Odin Force Thor.

#21 Posted by KalTheHokage_2007 (651 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

The One Above All walks sits his a$$ down on them as says, "I win"

#22 Posted by KalTheHokage_2007 (651 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Really hate this damn iPad, finishing all my s#*{ for me.

#23 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

#24 Posted by Harddrivexxii (514 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Tony Stark with 2 weeks prep ...

#25 Posted by texasdeathmatch (12564 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio
@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

with Speed Force, of course.
#26 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

with Speed Force, of course.

And a Green Lantern ring, for sure no?

#27 Posted by texasdeathmatch (12564 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio
@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

with Speed Force, of course.

And a Green Lantern ring, for sure no?

Of course. But no Mjlonir.
 
...okay, with Mjlonir.
#28 Posted by Illuminatus (9301 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch said:
@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

with Speed Force, of course.

And a Green Lantern ring, for sure no?

Of course. But no Mjlonir.  ...okay, with Mjlonir.
Don't forget a Red Lantern ring, Cap's shield, Superman's tights, and Catwoman's faux-ears.
#29 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (5019 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@texasdeathmatch said:
@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

@ReVamp said:

@texasdeathmatch said:

Odin Force Thor.

lol

with Speed Force, of course.

And a Green Lantern ring, for sure no?

Of course. But no Mjlonir. ...okay, with Mjlonir.
Don't forget a Red Lantern ring, Cap's shield, Superman's tights, and Catwoman's faux-ears.

He's missing an adamantium helmet ... and a cigar. He has got to be puffin that cigar... on second thought, forget the helmet ... adamantium laced cowboy hat. Hooboy. Now they're in for it.

#30 Posted by Illuminatus (9301 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio
@Super_SoldierXII: He needs a wifebeater, oh, and a leather jacket. Must not forget copious amounts of hair gel. Let's give him Moon Knight's webshooters too.
#31 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (1988 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Round 1: Superboy Prime

Superboy Prime has sundipped for one week!

One Above All. He first tears off his nipples, then rips out all his organs, while keeping him alive. He then makes him feel all the pain any and EVERY being or organism has felt. That means from when Jesus died to the people who suffered from the tsunami in Japan. He then tears his eyeballs out and throws him an agonizing fire, that will burn for eternity. Then he has lion rip at his flesh.

#32 Posted by Super_SoldierXII (5019 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@Super_SoldierXII: He needs a wifebeater, oh, and a leather jacket. Must not forget copious amounts of hair gel. Let's give him Moon Knight's webshooters too.

Don't forget those requisite 'squinty eyes' that bespeaks 'cool' whilst undeniably indicating that 'Imma kick you're @$$' attitude.

I believe we're really getting that je ne sais pas quoi thang ...

#33 Posted by Illuminatus (9301 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio
@Super_SoldierXII said:

@Illuminatus said:

@Super_SoldierXII: He needs a wifebeater, oh, and a leather jacket. Must not forget copious amounts of hair gel. Let's give him Moon Knight's webshooters too.

Don't forget those requisite 'squinty eyes' that bespeaks 'cool' whilst undeniably indicating that 'Imma kick you're @$$' attitude.

I believe we're really getting that je ne sais pas quoi thang ...

We must also give him lots of pouches. I'm talking Liefeld level of pouches.
#34 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Super_SoldierXII: @Illuminatus: I'm loving this back and forth that you guys got going :P.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#35 Posted by nick_hero22 (5049 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Killer Croc on his period

#36 Posted by KingZig13 (4 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@steelhound56: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

#37 Posted by KingZig13 (4 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Me vs SA superman. I shoot him with a kryptonite bullet then proceed to beat the fuck out of him with a kryptonite bat once his body is spaghetti I feed him to stray dogs and cats.

#38 Posted by MisterWhisper (1140 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Mr. Immortal. He waits for the universe to end and then lives anyway.

#39 Posted by Onemoreposter (2650 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

Round 2: Speedsters

Flash has teamed up with Hunter Zolomon and Professor Zolomon!

?

#40 Posted by majestic99 (8638 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Odin Force Thor and Pre Retcon Beyonder.

#41 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

I just do this to every1:

#42 Posted by majestic99 (8638 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@jeanroygrant:

Don't get the picture.

#43 Posted by RainEffect (3240 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

My jaw just dropped when I saw Round 8. It's just like - WHAT CAN I DO?!
 
Then it hit me... Batman, 1 week's prep, unlimited resources, Loebforce, Fully imbued with the powers of Frank Millar, and, finally, complete control of the CIS and PIS spectrum. 
 
You're done.
 
@progenitor said:

Albert Wesker w/ the cosmic cube just wrecks everyone.


God I love you. xD
#44 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

PR Beyonder blinks them to nothingness.

#45 Posted by SPM1M (411 posts) - 1 year, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: dont forget the thought robot from final crisis

#46 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 11 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Bump!

#47 Posted by Floopay (5588 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

Lots of changes to the battle forums lately. Go ahead, let out your frustrations...

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#48 Posted by deaditegonzo (893 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

All the Hulks.

Bloodlusted Supes Speedblitzes them all.

Or Bloodlusted Supes borrows Waveriders bracelet and BFRs them all to the End of Time where the Universe dies of Heat Death.

(See I didnt even need a Cosmic Being for This One)

#49 Posted by CalebHara (1952 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

Batman with prep.

Boom.

#50 Posted by matchesmalone21 (4670 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

1) Batman with Ion powers

2) Midnighter with New 52 Superboy's powers

3) Prometheus with New 52 Cyborg's powers

4) Steel with Entropy Aegis and Mjolnir

6) Superman one million fused with Ares (Dc)

7) Hulk with Red Lantern ring

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