Ultimate Battle of all ComicBookdom

Object outdo the person who posted before you (Try not to keep battling people 6 posts back it gets confusing) Anyone can be used feel free to be as ridiculous 
as you want this is all just for fun.Ill start us off with an opponent
 
Nightwing is on patroll hanging out up on the rooftops

is this like madlibs or something? do I finish the sentence for you?
 
 
e.g. Galactus stomps on his head.

You could then i would say something like
 
wolverine comes out of nowhere and gouges his eyes out

Banshee flies up behind Madcap and sings him a 2000db lullaby.

Geoff Johns and Jeff Loeb come together to bring back Amalgam

>_<!

Deadpool snipers him from a roof...

" @ComicStooge:  Blob sits on deadpool "

But that random onlooker that Vader punched is very angry. He turns into the Red Hulk, picks up Vader's lightsaber, and rips Mags a new one cuz Loeb is writing this. Now Rulk has his very own red lightsaber...yay >_<

then ghost rider crashes his bike into red hulks face

The Atom expands from within Deathstroke's heart and explodes outward.

then doomsday falls to earth and lands feet first on Manhunters head

Dream appears from a cowboy hat and makes hulk have nightmares so hulk is whinging like a cissy girl 
 
... then Dream goes and cries in the rain cause he's a bit emo

The rain that Dream is crying in is actually Hydro-Man who precedes to drown the emo Dream.

Pretty boy ice-man arrives on the scene and freezes hydro man before chipping his nose into a glass of gin

The Human Torch comes and Melts Ice-Man. Hydro Man forms back from precipitation.  Then Ice Man reforms and the three battle in what can only be likened to the most epic game of paper rock scissors of all time.  Paladin watches on in disbelief.

Docter Doom goes back in time before Doomsday was put in the Cosmic Armlock and brings him forward in time to kill The Human Torch    and then Leech comes and disables Iceman's  powers    so then    Optimus Prime runs him over and Hydro Man gets thrown into the sun by Sentry!

Green Lantern (KR) then appears out of nowhere and creates a green sphere around Human Torch, allowing the oxygen to burn away and subsequently suffocate Human Torch.

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Docter Doom goes back in time before Doomsday was put in the Cosmic Armlock and brings him forward in time to kill The Human Torch    and then Leech comes and disables Iceman's  powers    so then    Optimus Prime runs him over and Hydro Man gets thrown into the sun by Sentry!

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" Green Lantern (KR) then appears out of nowhere and creates a green sphere around Human Torch, allowing the oxygen to burn away and subsequently suffocate Human Torch. "

" And then Cassandra Cain uses the power of PIS and kills Galactus! "

larfleeze welcomes paladin to the orange lantern corps

" @DaddyCool: Torch Fanboy! "

Aunt May gives Larfleeze a scolding that he will not be forgetting anytime soon and then banishes him to his room for eternity.

George Bush (he was in Ultimates) runs in and uses an apricot to kill Larfleeze.

Aunt may gives Bush a bowl of pretzels for trying to steal her thunder. He chokes on them.

Uncle Ben comes back as a Black Lantern and thinks his wife is having an affair with Bush, so he nukes her.

Sandman fulfills Spider Man 3 story line and shoots Uncle Ben!

Sandman goes emo and runs away, chased by Jabba The Hut.