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My helecopter cover guy will, for obvious reasons, be Solid Snake. When it comes to the use of Stinger missiles, there is literally no one better than Snake. Years and years of fighting Metal Gears have given him more then enough experience, not to mention his epic fight with the Hind D piloted by Liquid Snake that happened in the first game.
Liquid Snake is the end all when it comes to piloting helecopters. In MGS1, he managed to take down two F-16 fighter jets simultaneously, in a snow storm all on his lonesome. A helecopter VS fighter jet is like Batman VS Kick-Ass, but Liquid's skill was sufficient to take down not 1, but TWO of them during a blizzard no less. But even with all that skill, Solid Snake still managed to do this.
So, as you can see, even if the choppers fire back at Snake, it'll be no problem for the legendary soldier.
With those two bothersome flies disposed off, it's time to move on. Snake's Solid Eye device,
is a multipurpose goggle equipped with a variety of functions, the least of which being night vision, thermal, and scope settings. The real kicker of this doodad is it's ability to feed Snake virutually all combat data in real time. In other words, Snake will instantly see Harley Quinn on top of the boathouse as soon as she steps up, and attack. A well placed Stinger, and boom, your team is down one man. Snake will proceed to inform his teamates via CODEC that they have some competition, and that they should watch out.
Meanwhile, Gray Fox will be taking care of Mr. Suyu. Utilizing his stealth camouflage, the ninja will be rendered virtually invisible to the naked eye as he sneaks up to his targets car, taking care of any guards along the way, and sabotaging it.
No amount of canon fodder will stop the Cyborg Ninja. Once that's taken care of, Fox will hear word from Snake about Quinn. The trained soldier, knowing someone will soon be coming for the car, will utilize years upon years of sneaking experience, in conjunction with his stealth camouflage, and find a suitable hiding place while he waits for his prey.
You say Harley Quinn will be slashing the tires, but thanks to Snake she is no longer within this world. So basically, your team, having no idea there was any competition, will go about their business of taking out Ima, completely unaware that no one will be able to stop Mr. Suyu. Thanks to no interference from your team, Fox will deftly capture the Asian with little difficulty.
One objective completed, 2 to go.
Wesker, Cap, and Wolverine will be fending off the ninjas and bikers. Wesker's strength and speed is complimented nicely by Cap's skill. Wolverine speaks for himself. In short, each have taken on far more intimidating foes in the past, and will have no problems defeating here.
But even so, all this serves as nothing more then a distraction. While all this is going on, Snake, having long ago gotten rid of the choppers, will be silently sneaking through the base to find Ima, and put a bullet through her head. Hell, Snake has got a Tranq gun with him, maybe we can capture the girl alive for a bonus? ;)
Equipped with his Octocamo suit, Snake will silently creep along, the suit autimatically copying the color, pattern, and texture of whatever surface he's on. He is completely undetectable to both the naked eye, as well as infrared.
Meanwhile, Cap, Wes, and Logan will come upon the remainder of your team, who have also come to fight the ninjas and take out Ima. Wolverine will immediately go for Deadpool, as he knows him and vice versa, and neither likes the other very much. These two have fought numerous times in the past, and if anybody says either can take the other out quickly, they obviously don't know the characters. Their fight will last long enough for my team to defeat the rest of yours and come help.
Catwoman will no doubt attack Cap, attempting to use her feminine woes to distract the super soldier. Cap's coped with worse though, and defeats Selina handely via superior strength, speed, agility, skill, and literally everything else.
Wesker won't have much difficulty speed blitzing Hit-Girl and the Bride. The only opponent he's ever jobbed against was Chris, and that's only because they have a history together. All other opponents he's went against; Lisa Trevor, Sergei Vladimir, the Ivans, the Proto-Tyrant - he's never jobbed and always works to get the job done as quickly as possible.
That's Wesker just playing around. He dodged point blank gunshots with a smile, and completely overtakes Chris and Sheva before they even realize it. I doubt either of these girls, though highly skilled, are much better then Chris mothaf*ckin Redfield. Even if one of them does manage to snag Wesker, their weapons won't do much.
Less than 30 seconds in and Wesker is taking a lead pipe to the face with a smile. When he actually bothers to block the next strike, it literally bends around his arm, much in the same way I imagine the Bride's sword will.
Hit Girl has guns, but we've already covered that Wesker can dodge bullets fired by a vastly superior marksman (Chris) with little effort. Not to mention, he actually DOES get shot in RE5 - after an overdose of the magic serum that gives him his powers drastically weakened him that is.
But even in this weakened state, a bullet to his face from Sheva, followed by falling out of an airborn plane into a volcano 200 feet below, only stunned him.
In short, Wolverine stalemates Deadpool long enough for either Cap or Wesker to deal with their combatants and help him out. And that should take care of your entire team, yes?
By this time Ima has long since gotten a bullet wedged between her ears thanks to Snake, and Fox has procured Suyu. Mission accomplished.
And I'm not done yet. Their are a few things in your scenario that I think need pointing out.
Deadpool charges at Grey Fox and gets stabbed thru the chest. Deadpool then proceeds to shot him in the head.
Watch that Gray Fox video I posted. Notice how he blocks fully automatic Assault Rifle fire from multiple assailants with little difficulty. I hardly think it's as simple as "Deadpool shoots him in the head". :p
Catwoman has been going toe to toe with Cap and his dodging his attacks until DP comes from behind and and shoots him in the head.
The Catwoman VS Cap fight would of been over long before the Gray Fox VS Deadpool fight. Even if Fox can't beat Deadpool by himself (which he should be able to) he'll have Cap as backup soon enough.
At this time The bride and hit girl have killed 15 of the Hand ninjas and all of the bikers by shooting the gas tanks.
How do you expect them to dodge gatling gun fire from 5 men riding motorcycles long enough to precision their aim and hit all the gas tanks?
deadpool cuts his arms and legs off by cutting in between the joints and leave him there.
*Adamantium skeleton. If the Hulk can't even dislocate a bone, I doubt Deadpool with a regular, plain old katana will do much damage.
Then deadpool quickly stabs his head. then proceeded to shoot him 30 times.
If Deadpool's sword doesn't brake upon contact with Wesker's skin, the scientist's healing factor will take care of any scrapes. After all, he's the guy who healed from
2:25
that, in a few minutes. Do you realize what was in the Tyrants way when he shoved that claw up in there? No probs for Wesker though, he actually planned for that to happen, if you didn't play the games. Deadpool's sword will be no problem.
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