I mean c'mon.. check the feats: Panty-moistening charisma, growing arms, ultra sonic voices, mind-blowing skills(literally), changing guitars while not missing a beat(reality warping) and pure awesomeness.
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past, Its a chronicling of our rise TO POWER! We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain We've walked with Jesus and his cross He did not die in vain - No!
We've run with wolves We've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train We've traveled through space and time my friends to rock this house again Rock!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside We'll ride till the planets collide And if you say that we do not ride, I'll tan your fucking hide RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver Jack's voice then be gold But lest you think we're vain! We know you're all robots and we don't care Tenacious D - we reign!
We reign supreme OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlet supreme Supreme yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Go now Kyle 1,2,3 Supreme Go now Kyle 1,2,3 Supreme Go now Kyle 1,2,3 Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme and a cutlet supreme SUPREME!!!!!!!
" @CAPiTA: They beat the Devil... in a Rock-Off... They were the first to do this... Ever... "
Yeah, but if not for the Vegan Police, Todd would've beat Scott Pilgrim, who had a high level of the Toon force, with nothing but a Bass guitar. Toons beat the Devil on a regular basis.
"Plot Device Schmot Device there's no way the D would lose to someone who lost a rock off because of the... *snicker* Vegan Police....
I mean... the beat this guy:
And then they turned his Horn into the Bong of Destiny... "
You know thats David Gr... something. The lead singer from the Foo Fighters. If they rocked his socks off they would put this vegan in his place. "
They didn't rock his socks off. The Devil beat Tenacious D in a rock off. The Devil then used his lighting and it was deflected back at the devil via JB's guitar, striking his horn. JB then used a chant and sent the Devil packing back to Hell. So, in the end the Devil beat them at a rock off, but Teancious D beat them by deflecting his eletrical attack back at him when he was going to dake KG back to Hell with him, a prize for winning the contest.
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