Thugs who mugged Darkseid VS Cops who arrested Thanos

Bloodlusted

The cops. Darkseid was completely depowered when he was mugged.

From what I can tell there are two thugs, one with a small knife, and one with a chain.

There also seem to be two cops both with gun belts. I can only see one gun, but I assume both carry revolvers.

I have to give this one to the cops. They deal with thugs all the time, and they have guns.

As the rules say they are blood-lusted, this will be a profitable battle for the lawyers ;-)

They also have handcuffs.

This thread made me laugh hard.

@cooljammy18 said:

This thread made me laugh hard.

@Lady_Liberty said:

From what I can tell there are two thugs, one with a small knife, and one with a chain.

There also seem to be two cops both with gun belts. I can only see one gun, but I assume both carry revolvers.

I have to give this one to the cops. They deal with thugs all the time, and they have guns.

As the rules say they are blood-lusted, this will be a profitable battle for the lawyers ;-)

Darkseid was De-powered and mugged by regular humans. Thanos was full powered. and Both those cops has cosmic cube's in their back pockets. The cops blink the muggers out of existence :P

I love how Mary Jane is just like "dafuq?" like she knows how strange it is.

It's also funny how the thug knows the inner workings of sociology.

I'm glad neither of them count at all.

@Lady_Liberty: Going by feats and not speculation, I would say the muggers. The cops have guns, but the muggers actually used their weapons. Also, it took two cops to hold on to Thanos. It only took a single mugger to one-shot Darkseid. And judging by what the muggers say, they've got experience doing this. Can we say the same for the cops? I don't think we can for sure. Last thing, we don't see Thanos resisting the cops at all. He could have gone along willingly. The muggers though, they clearly overpowered Darkseid.

But wasn't Darkseid fully depowered? Then wouldn't it be more impressive feat for a cop to hold off someone like Thanos, than a mugger to one-shot a normal human being?

@ReVamp: He was indeed completely depowered, but Buckshot makes some good points.

@Buckshot: You say feats, and no speculation, but then you state that Thanos could have gone along willingly. That's speculation :-)

I think the reason he went along willingly is simple fear. Clearly the two officers were far more powerful, and either would have soloed him. He was simply intimidated.

If the case of Darkseid one mugger distracted him, while the other attacked him with their most powerful weapon to the head. They were probably worried they couldn't take him in head to head battle, so one distracted and the other ambushed.

While these are clearly the most powerful muggers known to man, they aren't as powerful as two cops who can intimidate Thanos into silent cooperation. (Look at the way he hangs his head, clearly in fear and submissive shame.)

@Lady_Liberty: Touche.

I think that I have already seen this thread...

@Deadcool: It's got the bottom of the Darkseid mugging page omitted. Maybe it's like that McDonald's ad that said "Now made with real white meat" but was quickly replaced with "Made with real white meat."

@Lady_Liberty: Clever girl, but you misunderstand my point. I was merely saying that we don't know about the physical ability of these cops since we don't see them engaging Thanos. But while we don't see how Thanos got into this position (meaning that anything would be speculation at that point) we can clearly see the muggers' physical prowess. You suggest that clearly Thanos was intimidated by their greater power, but that's unproven speculation and I will NOT abide that in my pool. I could speculate that Thanos is really tricking them into taking him where he wants to go and letting them think they're in charge, but there's no proof of that either. What we do know is that the muggers proved their ability and in the case of the cops, we see only the aftermath and can make no concrete statements about their ability. And while you would spin the situation involving Darkseid to suit your needs and ascribe demeaning demeanor to Thanos, I would submit to our audience, this collection of our peers (attractive and intelligent, each and every one of them) sitting poolside, that your case holds no water. As easily as you claim the muggers to be craven dogs, I could say that their behavior reflects intelligence, not fear, and that their brilliant tactics only show them to be the intellectual superiors of Darkseid, a ruler of worlds and one of the greatest villains of all time and space. But again, speculation. Your argument rests solely on feelings you can in no way verify. You claim Thanos was afraid, intimidated even. You say the muggers were cowards who could not win without trickery and treachery. You say Thanos left in fear and shame. I say we stick to the provable facts. What say you to that you MERCHANT OF FEAR?

Can anyone explain to me the Thanos arrest? I'm dying to know the story behind that.

@nickthedevil: Some kid gets his hands on a cosmic cube. It's from a Spider-Man children's book, IIRC.

When did the Thanos thing happen?

I give it to the cops.

Believe it or not, this has been done:

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/cops-who-arrested-thanos-vs-thugs-who-mugged-darkseid/606980/

@venomoushatred1001: Yep, it has

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/cops-who-arrested-thanos-vs-thugs-who-mugged-darkseid/606980/

Just made it a linky for others to click. Dang you beat me to it.

Bump

Cops take this. It took Spiderman to take Thanos down, and then only two cops were able to take him away! I mean as far as my logic goes

Thanos = Darkseid, Spiderman > Thanos, Spiderman = 3 cops

Obviously those were super powered cops, because they were at LEAST have again as strong as your average cop!

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Bullets to the head.

Cops stomp btw.

Al Sharpton wins

The muggers used smarts, power, and solo'ed him how can anyone say cops after the facts that have been listed by buckshot imo he stated everything

Batman..

The villagers that KO'd silver surfer come in and stomp.