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#1  Edited By buttersdaman000

The Teen Titans were suudenly and randomly thrown into a wormhole that placed them in the grand halls of Asgard. Not knowing where they were they naturally decided to throw a party, running through all the mead and food in the hall. The next morning Thor opens the doors to the hall to see it in ruins, thanks to the super powered teenage party. Angrily he wakes up Superboy with a little too much force, and on instinct Superboy pushes him through a wall. The rest of the teen titans wake up as Thor walks back into the hall. BEGIN FIGHT!
 

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- "Clean the mess you drunken teenage fools...."
 
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- No BFR, Dark Raven, or draining.
- Morals on but Thor is short tempered and pissed. 
- The teen titans dont have hangovers either
 
Loser cleans up the hall
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#2  Edited By OmegaDynasty

Thor FTW.  
The god of thunder keeps his pimp hand strong, and puts the smack down upon them. He then laughs as he watches the teenagers clean up.

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#3  Edited By buttersdaman000
@OmegaDynasty said:
" Thor FTW.  The god of thunder keeps his pimp hand strong, and puts the smack down upon them. He then laughs as he watches the teenagers clean up. "
You think it will be that easy? You got Superboy and Kid Flash on the team, not to mention raven....
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#4  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @OmegaDynasty said:
" Thor FTW.  The god of thunder keeps his pimp hand strong, and puts the smack down upon them. He then laughs as he watches the teenagers clean up. "
You think it will be that easy? You got Superboy and Kid Flash on the team, not to mention raven.... "
I believe that Thor will hold back some due to morals, as they are just kids to him. Although, being rather angry he will try a bit harder. Especially when he witnesses Superboy's strength when gets pushed through that wall. I do believe that Thor can take out Konner as he is shown to give regular Supes a run for his money, through cross overs and even on versus boards. Kid Flash might be harder to hit, although I see Thor tagging him one way or another. Thor has a ton more experience in battle even compared to these teen aged superheros. So, I have no doubt Thor would win.
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#5  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:

"You think it will be that easy? You got Superboy and Kid Flash on the team, not to mention raven...."

Dude thats like saying "Superboy, Kid Flash, and Raven Vs. Superman"

Only a superman with longer hair, a hammer, and some thunder lol (not to mention the fact of not having weaknesses to green kryptonite, magic, and red sun radiation)

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#6  Edited By PowerHerc

Thor puts the Teen Titans out of Asgard on their asses.
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#7  Edited By buttersdaman000
@OmegaDynasty said:
" @buttersdaman000 said:
" @OmegaDynasty said:
" Thor FTW.  The god of thunder keeps his pimp hand strong, and puts the smack down upon them. He then laughs as he watches the teenagers clean up. "
You think it will be that easy? You got Superboy and Kid Flash on the team, not to mention raven.... "
I believe that Thor will hold back some due to morals, as they are just kids to him. Although, being rather angry he will try a bit harder. Especially when he witnesses Superboy's strength when gets pushed through that wall. I do believe that Thor can take out Konner as he is shown to give regular Supes a run for his money, through cross overs and even on versus boards. Kid Flash might be harder to hit, although I see Thor tagging him one way or another. Thor has a ton more experience in battle even compared to these teen aged superheros. So, I have no doubt Thor would win. "
You said Thor will take it easy on them since they are teenagers but I dont think it will be mutual. Once the teen titans see that Thor rivals Superman therye gonna come even harder at Thor. Wondergirl, Superboy, and Kid Flash can definetly give him trouble and im sure raven can do something to harm him.
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#8  Edited By buttersdaman000
@odinforce: 
Yeah and I would say the same thing. 
Superboy is no joke, Kid Flash is already in Supermans speed level, and Raven  is pretty strong
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#9  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:
Do you think they can take a bunch of speed blitzes from superman?
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#10  Edited By _Courage_

I think the Titans could win this. Wondergirl, Superboy and Kid Flash could do some damage. Thor would probably win the majority, though.

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#11  Edited By buttersdaman000
@odinforce: 
Connor could dodge some of them probably and take a couple hits
Kid Flash can dodge for a while
Raven...no
 
But this isnt Superman. Thor doesnt Speed Blitz like Superman does anyways.
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#12  Edited By Cosmic_Falcon

Between Superboy Kid Flash and Beast Boy, the Teen Titans can do it. 

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#13  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @odinforce:  Connor could dodge some of them probably and take a couple hits Kid Flash can dodge for a while Raven...no  But this isnt Superman. Thor doesnt Speed Blitz like Superman does anyways. "
Well, the difference between Superman and Thor in this battle is that Raven might have a harder time with Thor than Superman as Kal-El is weak against magical attacks while Thor doesn't. 
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#14  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:

Yes but he could and has. One prime example being when thor speed blitz Galactus on earth and was able to knock his head back. Thor isn't as fast as superman but can go 3x the speed of light. He's also been able to catch fast ppl like Quicksilver and the living planet Ego who moves at hyperspeeds in space (like all planets basically).

So in theory Thor could speed blitz but usually doesn't. 

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#15  Edited By buttersdaman000
@OmegaDynasty said:
" @buttersdaman000 said:
" @odinforce:  Connor could dodge some of them probably and take a couple hits Kid Flash can dodge for a while Raven...no  But this isnt Superman. Thor doesnt Speed Blitz like Superman does anyways. "
Well, the difference between Superman and Thor in this battle is that Raven might have a harder time with Thor than Superman as Kal-El is weak against magical attacks while Thor doesn't.  "
True...I dont know much about Raven......what can she do?
 
@Cosmic_Falcon said:
" Between Superboy Kid Flash and Beast Boy, the Teen Titans can do it.  "

What is Beastboy gonna do?
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#16  Edited By Cosmic_Falcon
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @OmegaDynasty said:
" @buttersdaman000 said:
" @odinforce:  Connor could dodge some of them probably and take a couple hits Kid Flash can dodge for a while Raven...no  But this isnt Superman. Thor doesnt Speed Blitz like Superman does anyways. "
Well, the difference between Superman and Thor in this battle is that Raven might have a harder time with Thor than Superman as Kal-El is weak against magical attacks while Thor doesn't.  "
True...I dont know much about Raven......what can she do?
 
@Cosmic_Falcon said:
" Between Superboy Kid Flash and Beast Boy, the Teen Titans can do it.  "
What is Beastboy gonna do? "
Turn into a flea and fly right into Thor's brain. 
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#17  Edited By Valtot
@odinforce:

thors as few levels down from superman in speed as he lacks the nanosecond reactions, the ability to fight at high combat speeds like the speed of sound and higher for ages but thor can move as fast as lightning in quick bursts and has micro second reactions but bart is still a little fast i beleive
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#18  Edited By odinforce
@Valtot:

how fast is bart compared to quicksilver?


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#19  Edited By buttersdaman000
@odinforce: 
Quicksilver might as well be moving backwards
 
3x light speed is travel speed not combat speed and besides that galactus example ive never rally seen him speed blitz......he kinda just rush tackled galactus anyways...
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#20  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:
wait r u saying that he's faster? 
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#21  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@odinforce said:

" @Valtot:

how fast is bart compared to quicksilver?


"
@buttersdaman000 said:

" @odinforce:  Quicksilver might as well be moving backwards "


Kid Flash= Jesse Owens 
Kid Flash= Jesse Owens 

Quick Silver= Fat guy
Quick Silver= Fat guy
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#22  Edited By Cosmic_Falcon
@odinforce said:

" @Valtot:

how fast is bart compared to quicksilver?


"
Even after Deathstroke blew his knee cap with a shotgun, Bart was still able to go faster then light effortlessly, he's gotten better since then.
In other words, Bart is ALOT faster then Quicksilver
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#23  Edited By buttersdaman000
@odinforce said:
" @buttersdaman000:
wait r u saying that he's faster?  "
No Im saying Bart is way way way way way faster.
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#24  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:

ok just makin sure haha


@OmegaDynasty:

LOL

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#25  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
@OmegaDynasty: i'm going with the Titans on this one, first as mentioned before, Beast boy can distract thor by turning into a tick or fly and going up his nose or ear canal, of course eventually thor will blow him out, but it could keep him reeling for a few minutes, Superboy and Wondergirl can double team him, together their strength have to equal his, kid flash can hit him at light speeds or pelt him with objects, while raven can send him to another dimension or mess with his emotions, causing fear, panic, anxiety, etc
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#26  Edited By odinforce

@buttersdaman000: "3x light speed is travel speed not combat speed "

Yes but you can fly and blitz someone at that speed. Of course he can't fight H2H at that speed.

Although he's not slow at combat either. When fighting abosrbing man, thor moved at speeds that absorbing man couldn't even keep up with. All of this without his hammer in H2H combat. He caught Quicksilver in H2H combat as well. NOW i know that theyre not even close to superboy of kid flash, but my point is that he's not slow in combat.

Can superboy fight as fast as his traveling speeds?


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#27  Edited By OmegaDynasty
@The Stegman said:
" @OmegaDynasty: i'm going with the Titans on this one, first as mentioned before, Beast boy can distract thor by turning into a tick or fly and going up his nose or ear canal, of course eventually thor will blow him out, but it could keep him reeling for a few minutes, Superboy and Wondergirl can double team him, together their strength have to equal his, kid flash can hit him at light speeds or pelt him with objects, while raven can send him to another dimension or mess with his emotions, causing fear, panic, anxiety, etc "
I'm pretty sure that Thor could open a portal back up with Mjolnir if he was sent to another dimension. Isn't really BFR if the person can come back. Had that debate with Doomsday and Ultimate Namor. That and he could most likely absorb what Raven throws at him. 
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#28  Edited By buttersdaman000
@odinforce said:
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@buttersdaman000: "3x light speed is travel speed not combat speed "

Yes but you can fly and blitz someone at that speed. Of course he can't fight H2H at that speed.

Although he's not slow at combat either. When fighting abosrbing man, thor moved at speeds that absorbing man couldn't even keep up with. All of this without his hammer in H2H combat. He caught Quicksilver in H2H combat as well. NOW i know that theyre not even close to superboy of kid flash, but my point is that he's not slow in combat.

Can superboy and Kid Flash fight as fast as their traveling speeds?


"
True but im pretty sure Thor has to wind his hammer a bit
 
I know Connor, like Superman, cant fight as fast as his travel speed but  I think Kid Flash can
 
@The Stegman:
Theres no bfr anyways, your other points are good though
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#29  Edited By odinforce
@OmegaDynasty:
Yeah thor's immune to some strong magic i think, I dont even know if current thor has been hurt or affected by magic (not magic to boost his power).
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#30  Edited By odinforce
@buttersdaman000:

"True but im pretty sure Thor has to wind his hammer a bit"

yeah true, wonder how fast that'll take him haha

"I know Connor, like Superman, cant fight as fast as his travel speed but I think Kid Flash can"

woops i already knew that any flash could fight as fast as they could travel, dont know why i said that lol

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#31  Edited By Fire Star

Hmmm, I think the Titans can take it.
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#32  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
@OmegaDynasty: ok i'll give you the teleportation one, but i dont think he can dodge or redirect her empathic abilities, its not like a blast, it's more like telepathy, she can cause people to relive their worse nightmares, cause illusions, and make them unstable etc
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#33  Edited By buttersdaman000
@Fire Star: 
Why do you say that?
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#34  Edited By Valtot
@The Stegman:
her emotion draining isnt like telepathy it cant be blocked im pretty sure
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#35  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
@Valtot: no, that's what i meant, that it can't be blocked, i compared it to telepathy because it isnt really physical
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#36  Edited By Valtot
@The Stegman:
telepathy can be blocked though
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#37  Edited By EpitomeofCool
@odinforce said:
" @buttersdaman000:
Do you think they can take a bunch of speed blitzes from superman? "
No. Superman >>> thor. 
 
Thor can;'t even tag quicksilver. so stop comparing the two as if thor is as strong or better........
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#38  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
@Valtot: yes it can be blocked, but i was replying to an above comment where the person said that Thor could absorb whatever Raven throws at him, Raven's empathy can't be absorbed, just as telepathy can't be absorbed
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#39  Edited By Cosmic_Falcon
@EpitomeofCool said:
" @odinforce said:
" @buttersdaman000:
Do you think they can take a bunch of speed blitzes from superman? "
No. Superman >>> thor.   Thor can;'t even tag quicksilver. so stop comparing the two as if thor is as strong or better........ "
To be fair Thor did tag Quicksilver in Mighty Avengers
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#40  Edited By Valtot
@Cosmic_Falcon:

really i only remember something like thor throwing lightning at quicksilver than quickly destroying the area quickersilver was standing on to take him out
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#41  Edited By Fire Star
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @Fire Star:  Why do you say that? "

Too much for Thor. He'd put up a good fight, but the Titans eventually overwhelm him. Kid Flash is key here, along with Wonder Girl and Superboy. The others contribute but with little effect.
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#42  Edited By Cosmic_Falcon
@Valtot said:
" @Cosmic_Falcon: really i only remember something like thor throwing lightning at quicksilver than quickly destroying the area quickersilver was standing on to take him out "
He threw lightning at him, Quicksilver dodged it but then Thor bullrushed him and tagged him, the next panel Hank Pym stops Thor from taking him out.
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#43  Edited By Valtot
@Cosmic_Falcon: 
 
  ye thor threw lightning and quickersilver dodged it but while he was dodging it thor got close enough and hit the ground knocking quicksilver into the air but its not like he straight out tagged a moving quicksilver he attacked the ground beneath him to get him but i guess it counts
 

   
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#44  Edited By BlessedbyHorus

Thor...
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#45  Edited By buttersdaman000
@Fire Star said:
" @buttersdaman000 said:
" @Fire Star:  Why do you say that? "
Too much for Thor. He'd put up a good fight, but the Titans eventually overwhelm him. Kid Flash is key here, along with Wonder Girl and Superboy. The others contribute but with little effect. "
Wondergirl and Superboy are tough but those two together probably dont even equal Thor in strength.
Kid Flash cant speed steal and barely utilizes any speed force powers. He may be fast but if Thor can tag him once he's done
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#46  Edited By Fire Star
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @Fire Star said:
" @buttersdaman000 said:
" @Fire Star:  Why do you say that? "
Too much for Thor. He'd put up a good fight, but the Titans eventually overwhelm him. Kid Flash is key here, along with Wonder Girl and Superboy. The others contribute but with little effect. "
Wondergirl and Superboy are tough but those two together probably dont even equal Thor in strength. Kid Flash cant speed steal and barely utilizes any speed force powers. He may be fast but if Thor can tag him once he's done "

Kid Flash is faster than Quicksilver. And Thor even had some trouble with him. Kid Flash can keep him busy while WG and SB can beat up on Thor for awhile.
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#47  Edited By buttersdaman000
@Fire Star: 
I know, but he's most likely gonna get hit eventually. Thor can cal down lightning from the skies and have it envelop the battlefield. That will take out the lesser threats. Thor is physically superior to Superboy and Wondergirl and could best them in h2h combat, probably even at the same time.
Kid flash is the wild card......can he IMP?
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#48  Edited By Sherlock
@buttersdaman000 said:
" @Fire Star:  I know, but he's most likely gonna get hit eventually. Thor can cal down lightning from the skies and have it envelop the battlefield. That will take out the lesser threats. Thor is physically superior to Superboy and Wondergirl and could best them in h2h combat, probably even at the same time. Kid flash is the wild card......can he IMP? "
That could make this easy for the titans if he can.More often than not i see Thor taking this though it certainly wont be easy
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#49  Edited By odinforce
@EpitomeofCool:
he did tag him, and dont even start the superman vs. thor argument, seriously don't
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#50  Edited By crabtree

thor wins easy.