Thor vs Hal Jordan (Movie Version)

RULES

• Morals Off
• blood Lust On
• random Encounter
• Win Via KO or Deat

LOCATION:

Jotenheim with millions of frost giants watching

VS

anyone?

Hal is a douche so I give it to Thor

Been done.

Nevermind. It was Movie Thor AND IRON MAN vs Movie Green Lantern

Anyway, Thor wins.

I think this battle is impossible to judge... because... I mean... who has the patience to finish watching a movie as horrible as Green Lantern?

^^^^^ LOL

@Jezer said:

I think this battle is impossible to judge... because... I mean... who has the patience to finish watching a movie as horrible as Green Lantern?

haha you kinda have a point there

And why was green lantern horrible? Because douchey Hal had all of 2 feats tbh in the whole movie. WTF DID THEY DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY?!

@Typhion said:

And why was green lantern horrible? Because douchey Hal had all of 2 feats tbh in the whole movie. WTF DID THEY DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY?!

they use it to buy Happy Meal

THOR 

thor wins, hal jordan is less poweful and has less experience compared to thor.

Hey, but Hal can... Y'know he did that thing... And he... Oh forget it, I couldn't watch the movie. Goldilocks wins.

Giving it to Hal and yes, the movie sucked. TBH, take out the opening war scene and the three minutes of Anthony Hopkins as Odin and the Thor movie wouldn't have been any better.

Thor gets my vote

Thor will win because this is a popularity contest  

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Thor will win because this is a popularity contest

This^

The God of Thunder wins.

Hal Jordan makes the Green Lantern machine gun and pew pew pew!!!

Just kidding, Thor wins.

Thor.

Thor stomps

I hate thor but he still wins

There was a Green Lantern movie? How come I've never heard of it?

thor. Hal's constructs were weak and his durability was pretty bad compared to thors. One shot from thor after he breaks through green lanterns constructs

Because it sucks.

Thor wins

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Thank you for contributing to the joke :)

Uh..er...you're welcome?

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: The joke was that it was so bad, I pretend it doesn't exist... So yeah...

Thor- Movie Hal was pretty weak

Ah, okay haha. Didn't really catch it. It's one of the jokes where you need the voice xP

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Eh, my jokes need work.

@limpoyzloan: Practice makes perfect :)

Thor throws his hammer at Hal,stunning him, then he proceeds to pummel him with Mjolnir.

Thor.