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#1 Posted by luhjgh (82 posts) - - Show Bio

Something my little sister thought of.

As much of a Deadpool fan I am, I'd hand this to Thor.

But that's just my opinion.

ANYWAYS

Thor has his hammer.

Captain America has his sheild.

Deadpool has 3 grenades, 2 AK-47's, and 2 katana's.

Spider-Man has his web shooters.

They are fully aware of each others powers, and there is no prep time.

Who do you think would win?

#2 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor stomps. Street levelers don't belong in a fight with a guy who can destroy planets with a single blow.

#3 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer said:

Thor godcurbstomps. Street levelers don't belong in a fight with a guy who can destroy planets with a single blow.

Fixed.

#4 Posted by luhjgh (82 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer:

Thor hits Cap's shield.

//Avengers Movie.

I myself though have only read a couple Avengers comics, so I don't know if the movie was really valid or not.

#5 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeanroygrant said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

Thor godcurbstomps. Street levelers don't belong in a fight with a guy who can destroy planets with a single blow.

Fixed.

lol, very true

@luhjgh said:

@ChaosBlazer:

Thor hits Cap's shield.

//Avengers Movie.

I myself though have only read a couple Avengers comics, so I don't know if the movie was really valid or not.

nah, Avengers movie isn't valid. Plus, Thor has a plethora of other attacks he could use against them all. He could just grab Cap's shield and throw him into space, for one. He also has plenty of energy based attacks, like lightning and godblasts.

#6 Posted by TheGodofThunder (584 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor destroys them all in seconds

#7 Posted by ShootingNova (15499 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice try.

Horrendous mismatch, Thor crushes them all.

#8 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

...Terrible spite.

#9 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man stomps.

#10 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik said:

Spider-Man stomps.

finally, an actual logical argument

#11 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik: also I like the avatar, just read that issue

#12 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer said:

@Erik said:

Spider-Man stomps.

finally, an actual logical argument

Glad someone else saw the ease in which Spider-Man wins. He does not even have to break character by being bloodlusted to handle this.

#13 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer said:

@Erik: also I like the avatar, just read that issue

First New 52 WW issue that I did not want to cry on in a while.

#14 Posted by ChaosBlazer (3930 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik said:

@ChaosBlazer said:

@Erik: also I like the avatar, just read that issue

First New 52 WW issue that I did not want to cry on in a while.

lol

#15 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man:

  • More agile than Deadpool or Captain America.
  • Stronger than Thor.
  • Faster reaction time than all three.

No way he can lose.

#16 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Guyz Deadpool winz dis cuz he cantt dye!!!

#17 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Black said:

Guyz Deadpool winz dis cuz he cantt dye!!!

He cannot break free of spider webs either. Pwnd.

#18 Posted by LordStoop (514 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik: U sure know how to Troll. Congratulations

#19 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@LordStoop said:

@Erik: U sure know how to Troll. Congratulations

What are you talking about?

#20 Posted by nickthedevil (11567 posts) - - Show Bio

Present.

#21 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik said:

@_Black said:

Guyz Deadpool winz dis cuz he cantt dye!!!

He cannot break free of spider webs either. Pwnd.

Butt but he haz too katanaas!!!

#22 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Black said:

@Erik said:

@_Black said:

Guyz Deadpool winz dis cuz he cantt dye!!!

He cannot break free of spider webs either. Pwnd.

Butt but he haz too katanaas!!!

Which Spider-Man will also web up. Cannot cut if you have no leverage.

#23 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik: I cannot continue my trollish ways any longer. I concede defeat at the hands of the great Erik...

#24 Posted by BringnIt (3809 posts) - - Show Bio

Obviously Spider-Man beats Thor and Deadpool, but Cap takes him out.

#25 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Black: @Erik: You're both wrong. Cap shield-slashes all three than takes Mjolnir and destroys the planet.

Venomous: 1

Erik and Black: 0

#26 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@_Black: @Erik: You're both wrong. Cap shield-slashes all three than takes Mjolnir and destroys the planet.

Venomous: 1

Erik and Black: 0

Pfft! Spider-Man webs the thrown Mjolnir, throws it back with more force than Thor threw it, thereby knocking him out. He then webs up Deadpool and when Captain America throws the shield at Spider-Man, Parker jumps on it and air surfs it back to Cap and kicks him in the face when Cap tries to catch the shield.

Spider-Man works the entire team with hammer swing, incapacitation and shield surf kick to win.

#27 Posted by Shawnbaby (10403 posts) - - Show Bio

@luhjgh said:

@ChaosBlazer:

Thor hits Cap's shield.

//Avengers Movie.

I myself though have only read a couple Avengers comics, so I don't know if the movie was really valid or not.

Oh of course...Cap blocked one attack from Thor....obviously they must be totally equal...

#28 Posted by stormphoenix (897 posts) - - Show Bio

hahaha Deadpool wins his mouth would be the only reason the other heroes would stop fighting and just walk away to not hear his voice. Though spidey might come up with dumb jokes or puns to put this into an akward stare off. HAHAHAHA.

#29 Posted by Erik (31602 posts) - - Show Bio

@Shawnbaby said:

@luhjgh said:

@ChaosBlazer:

Thor hits Cap's shield.

//Avengers Movie.

I myself though have only read a couple Avengers comics, so I don't know if the movie was really valid or not.

Oh of course...Cap blocked one attack from Thor....obviously they must be totally equal...

Looked more like Cap > Thor to me.

#30 Posted by Shawnbaby (10403 posts) - - Show Bio

@Erik said:

@Shawnbaby said:

@luhjgh said:

@ChaosBlazer:

Thor hits Cap's shield.

//Avengers Movie.

I myself though have only read a couple Avengers comics, so I don't know if the movie was really valid or not.

Oh of course...Cap blocked one attack from Thor....obviously they must be totally equal...

Looked more like Cap > Thor to me.

C'est LOL