#1 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

Who wins?

#2 Posted by Le_Piaf (180 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor easily.....Absorbing man was recently defeated by Captain America while Absorbing man was trying to steal moon rock so he can get "moon powers".

#3 Posted by KMART4455 (1303 posts) - - Show Bio

@Le_Piaf said:

Thor easily.....Absorbing man was recently defeated by Captain America while Absorbing man was trying to steal moon rock so he can get "moon powers".

lol

Thor dominates.

#4 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@Le_Piaf: @KMART4455: Classic Abomination.

#5 Posted by BringnIt (3859 posts) - - Show Bio

More like Creel was defeated by Caps--America and Marvel, respectively. Anyway, Thor wins because, well, Thor has already beaten him and his powers are just better.

#6 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@BringnIt said:

Anyway, Thor wins because, well, Thor has already beaten him

When? How?

#7 Posted by KMART4455 (1303 posts) - - Show Bio

@THORGODOFTHUNDER said:

THY ART THOU THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER, PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
I WOULD DESTROY THE ABSORBING MAN WITH THE POWER AND PRECISION AT THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
I WILL INSERT HIS BIG BALL/CHAIN INTO HIS ANUS, NO LUBRICANT, JUST RAW LIKE I DID SUPERMAN'S HEAD INTO DARKSEID'S ANUS LAST NIGHT.
THIS WILL DEFINITELY IMMOBILIZE ABSORBING MAN, AND HE WILL ACTUALLY BEGIN TO ABSORB HIMSELF, AND SLOWLY IMPLODE - BUT I AM NOT THAT KIND.
I THEN INSERT MY HAMMER, MJOLNER, INTO HIS ANUS AS WELL. I THEN GOD BLAST HIM WITH MJOLNIR + A GIANT METAL BALL INSIDE HIS ANUS.
THE FORCE OF MY BLAST KILLS HIM INSTANTLY, FOR HE CANNOT ABSORB THE POWER OF THY, THOR ODINSON, GOD OF THUNDER AND PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
YOU'RE WELCOME, EARTHLINGS.

This pretty much covers it.... Um very graphically but It is the truth nevertheless..

lol..

#8 Posted by Morpheus_ (29909 posts) - - Show Bio
@THORGODOFTHUNDER: It's spelled Mjolnir, God of Thunder. With an "i".
 
Also, enjoy your temporary ban, and next time you visit try not to let your godhood get the better of you. 
#9 Posted by KMART4455 (1303 posts) - - Show Bio

@Morpheus_ said:

@THORGODOFTHUNDER: It's spelled Mjolnir, God of Thunder. With an "i".

Also, enjoy your temporary ban, and next time you visit try not to let your godhood get the better of you.

Boom goes the dynamite lol...

gonna need some Ice with that burn.

#10 Posted by TheSwordsman (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

Theoretically Absorbing man could win. Marvel writers seem to like to write him losing most of the time though. He has taken on powerful rosters of Avengers several times, including Thor, but always get written as being defeated.

#11 Posted by Jayfournines (4160 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd give it to Thor, Absorbing Man is too dumb to win anything.

#12 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@Morpheus_: All I remember is that on one occasion Thor transmuted Absorbing Man's body into the gas helium, but that was only once, and they've had multiple encounters.

You still think this is a mismatch?

#13 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3973 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol... Moon powers...

#14 Posted by ChaosBlazer (4003 posts) - - Show Bio

Absorbing Man lost to Spiderman once

All Thor has to do is play it smart and he can win easily, one-shot KO

#15 Posted by capfan80 (363 posts) - - Show Bio

Absorbing man could win with his power set but he generally loses due to his stupidity. Thor ought to win this one.

#16 Posted by God_Spawn (39169 posts) - - Show Bio

@ChaosBlazer:

All Thor has to do is play it smart and he can win easily, one-shot KO

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#17 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

I love being ignored....

#18 Posted by 0n1zuka (3712 posts) - - Show Bio

@NerdsFTW: I would assume that he's just offline and hasn't had the chance to respond.

At any rate, while it might be possible for the Absorbing Man to win, I don't believe he will do so.

#19 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@0n1zuka said:

@NerdsFTW: I would assume that he's just offline and hasn't had the chance to respond.

He is, I just noticed that.

@0n1zuka said:

@NerdsFTW: I would assume that he's just offline and hasn't had the chance to respond.

At any rate, while it might be possible for the Absorbing Man to win, I don't believe he will do so.

He's fought tough characters, but he's always written to lose for some reason. Thor and M have gone at it several times, and AM has given Thor hell.

#20 Posted by 0n1zuka (3712 posts) - - Show Bio

@NerdsFTW: Eh, AM isn't the only character to suffer from that.

#21 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@0n1zuka said:

@NerdsFTW: Eh, AM isn't the only character to suffer from that.

I would say Thor, but it's one thing to fight dumb and another thing to jobber.

#22 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#23 Posted by crabtree (1695 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor wins.

#24 Posted by TheMinister (1138 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

I'd give it to Thor, Absorbing Man is too dumb to win anything.

#25 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, Thor has done this, but I don't know if that was the only occasion.

#26 Posted by NerdsFTW (3764 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlueLantern1995: What makes you say that?

#27 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12339 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlueLantern1995 said:

This has happened a gazillion times, each time Thor wins the match faster than the last one.

#28 Edited by jsav777 (823 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor easy. Thor hits Absorbing Man with his hammer and he abosrbs it but since Thor controls the power of Mjolnir he controls him as well. Game Over

#29 Posted by Malevolent1 (1100 posts) - - Show Bio

First time these two fought, Thor turned Crusher Creel into helium gas. It was a great fight, Creel even able to turn into Uru metal.

Thor has too much going on for him not to win this though.