#1 Edited by Thewhiteronin (727 posts) - - Show Bio

Some unknown omnipotent and nefarious deity has decided to deprive Thor (Marvel Comics, Universe 616) of his godhood and has transformed Thor into a regular mortal with the pinnacle of human attributes. Bane has recently lost in a poker game against Batman, which meant that Bane had to leave Gotham City forever, so he decided to flee to New York City. Stressed out and extremely flustered, Bane decided to go vent his anger on some homeless people in Central Park. The unknown deity transported Thor into Central Park, leaving Thor somewhat disoriented. Thor, confused, begins wandering around. Bane runs into Thor, and decides that Thor will become his first victim! Thor sees Bane as an imposing and dangerous figure, both of them get into fighting stances and are about to fight! Bane gets no venom. Does Thor have the hand-to-hand knowledge to defeat Bane? Can Bane defeat Thor, a being who has lived for many centuries in hand-to-hand combat!?!?!

#2 Posted by i_like_swords (17247 posts) - - Show Bio

Ends in sex

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#3 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6455 posts) - - Show Bio
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#5 Posted by dondave (38882 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane

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#12 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6455 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Edited by Thewhiteronin (727 posts) - - Show Bio
@xiix said:

Bane breaks his back.

Thor stands absolutely no chance despite being alive for many centuries?

#15 Edited by Batman242 (4862 posts) - - Show Bio

@xiix said:

Bane breaks his back.

Thor stands absolutely no chance despite being alive for many centuries?

Being alive that long didn't help his H2H skills nor combat speed much. So no... not much of a chance.

Bane wins.

#16 Edited by Immortal777 (7735 posts) - - Show Bio

There comes a time when even gods must die.

#17 Edited by Parallax_Hal_Jordan (958 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane

#18 Posted by patrat18 (10832 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane forces venom down his eye sockets.

#19 Posted by patrat18 (10832 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by Cable_Extreme (9768 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane should win, higher physicals. Making Thor peak human makes his many years of training almost useless, due to the fact he trained with much greater stats. he will not be able to over power Bane like he usually does, and trying to go toe to toe with Bane like Thor tries to do with the Hulk will end with a loss for Thor.

#21 Posted by The_Titan_Lord (7010 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Posted by Pipxeroth (519 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by Pipxeroth (519 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously though Bane wins quite easily.

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#25 Posted by Superskrull86 (1806 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor spite.

#26 Posted by Cgoodness (5930 posts) - - Show Bio

Ya thor depowered faught off a gang of ninjas As I recall, I'll post the scan in a couple days when I get wifi for laptop

#27 Posted by Saren (26114 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane stomps.

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#28 Posted by Ifoughtgalactus (279 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor doesn't need hand to hand knowledge. Just because he's now a human, doesn't mean he can't pick up and throw Mjolnir. Never said he wasn't worthy of it anymore.

#29 Posted by SheenLantern (6867 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor doesn't need hand to hand knowledge. Just because he's now a human, doesn't mean he can't pick up and throw Mjolnir. Never said he wasn't worthy of it anymore.

Stop trying to find loopholes, Bane stomps here.

#30 Posted by IheartZombies92--defunct (2200 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by BigCimmerian (8832 posts) - - Show Bio

In theory Thor should win, but Bane takes this one because of feats.

#32 Posted by Saren (26114 posts) - - Show Bio

In theory Thor should win, but Bane takes this one because of feats.

In theory, Bane could send a couple of his Santa Priscan henchmen to win this fight instead of wasting his time.

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#33 Edited by BigCimmerian (8832 posts) - - Show Bio

@bigcimmerian said:

In theory Thor should win, but Bane takes this one because of feats.

In theory, Bane could send a couple of his Santa Priscan henchmen to win this fight instead of wasting his time.

In theory Thor could just send a couple of his asgardian brothers to win this fight instead of wasting his time :P

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#36 Posted by Jhaigo (223 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane breaks him easily 10/10

#37 Posted by Fallschirmjager (18925 posts) - - Show Bio

I like this thread.

#38 Edited by dondave (38882 posts) - - Show Bio
#39 Edited by reaverlation (17047 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane rips his arms off and beats him to death with it

#40 Posted by PhantomLantern8 (526 posts) - - Show Bio

#41 Posted by Jeepeh (4278 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane wins. Oh and @phantomlantern8 Why does Thor seem to be enjoying that? Is he looking at the pictures that people posted earlier in the thread? O.o

#42 Edited by PhantomLantern8 (526 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeepeh: We can see in that picture that Thor is a fan of sexy cosplay.

#43 Edited by Jeepeh (4278 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeepeh: We can see in that picture that Thor is a fan of sexy cosplay.

I have yet to understand why that's allowed at comic-con and stuff considering there's always kids there. xD