Some unknown omnipotent and nefarious deity has decided to deprive Thor (Marvel Comics, Universe 616) of his godhood and has transformed Thor into a regular mortal with the pinnacle of human attributes. Bane has recently lost in a poker game against Batman, which meant that Bane had to leave Gotham City forever, so he decided to flee to New York City. Stressed out and extremely flustered, Bane decided to go vent his anger on some homeless people in Central Park. The unknown deity transported Thor into Central Park, leaving Thor somewhat disoriented. Thor, confused, begins wandering around. Bane runs into Thor, and decides that Thor will become his first victim! Thor sees Bane as an imposing and dangerous figure, both of them get into fighting stances and are about to fight! Bane gets no venom. Does Thor have the hand-to-hand knowledge to defeat Bane? Can Bane defeat Thor, a being who has lived for many centuries in hand-to-hand combat!?!?!
Thor (Peak Human Physiology) vs Bane (Pre-52)
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@i_like_swords: But, who wins.............!?!?
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@thewhiteronin: No, none of that.
@thewhiteronin: No, none of that.
Oh gawd..
@i_like_swords: But, who wins.............!?!?
Whoever enjoys it more
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Bane breaks his back.
Thor stands absolutely no chance despite being alive for many centuries?
Bane breaks his back.
Thor stands absolutely no chance despite being alive for many centuries?
Being alive that long didn't help his H2H skills nor combat speed much. So no... not much of a chance.
Bane wins.
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"Let the games begin"
Bane should win, higher physicals. Making Thor peak human makes his many years of training almost useless, due to the fact he trained with much greater stats. he will not be able to over power Bane like he usually does, and trying to go toe to toe with Bane like Thor tries to do with the Hulk will end with a loss for Thor.
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Thor doesn't need hand to hand knowledge. Just because he's now a human, doesn't mean he can't pick up and throw Mjolnir. Never said he wasn't worthy of it anymore.
Thor doesn't need hand to hand knowledge. Just because he's now a human, doesn't mean he can't pick up and throw Mjolnir. Never said he wasn't worthy of it anymore.
Stop trying to find loopholes, Bane stomps here.
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In theory Thor should win, but Bane takes this one because of feats.
In theory, Bane could send a couple of his Santa Priscan henchmen to win this fight instead of wasting his time.
In theory Thor should win, but Bane takes this one because of feats.
In theory, Bane could send a couple of his Santa Priscan henchmen to win this fight instead of wasting his time.
In theory Thor could just send a couple of his asgardian brothers to win this fight instead of wasting his time :P
Bane
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"Let the games begin"
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I like this thread.
Bane wins. Oh and @phantomlantern8 Why does Thor seem to be enjoying that? Is he looking at the pictures that people posted earlier in the thread? O.o
@jeepeh: We can see in that picture that Thor is a fan of sexy cosplay.
@jeepeh: We can see in that picture that Thor is a fan of sexy cosplay.
I have yet to understand why that's allowed at comic-con and stuff considering there's always kids there. xD
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I wish Jane Thor looked like that
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