Thor and The Hulk vs Kalibak

Can Thor at current levels ( without the use of his Hammer ) and Green Hulk ( at recent levels of power ) defeat Kalibak in an all out fight on Earth... lets say Thor's Hammer is in a safe place where it cant be harmed... so he isnt tampered with in this fight...

" Pretty badass fight but I'm pretty sure Kalibak's gonna get f'd up here "

" this is actually an even fight, but I'm only giving it to team one because it's two against one, and hulk's healing factor is going to do him good if I'm not mistaken. Kalibak has gone up against superman, and has given him a run for his money. The only Kalibak appearance I have is our worlds at war, and Supes dealt with him quickly. "

K kalibak gets squashed by the hulk, while thor is protesting to the hulk about him being a warrior and this being his battle, thor and hulk start fighting, and punch out kalibak while they are argueing , then have a smashing good time, wake up later, then go home to earth via thors hammer.

"The two together should get the job done. Kalibak is about half as strong as Supes "

" Thor with no hammer is basically the same. he still has nearly all his powers including weather control.He alone could give Kalibak an even fight and Hulk would definitely make it a win. "

I am gonna have to go with Thor and Hulk, all three are pretty evenly matched by themselves so with two on one. As long as Hulk and Thor can coexist that is.

" @Baldy said:

" @Samurai X said:

" @Baldy said:

" Kalibak will win this, he can put the smack down on Superman. 
 

@Samurai X

said:

" The team Kalibak has gotten owned by Mr Miracle and Barda "

Because Hulk and Thor havn't had low showings before amirite? "

Kalibaks low showings are more consistent, he hasnt even been a major threat to Superman or any brick for a few decades now  And he didnt just fight Miracle and Barda and lose, he flat out got owned by them "

PIS "

Amazing argument  10 bucks say you don't even know the series I'm referring to "

" @Baldy said:

" @Samurai X said:

" @Baldy said:

" @Samurai X said:

" @Baldy said:

" Kalibak will win this, he can put the smack down on Superman. 
 

@Samurai X

said:

" The team Kalibak has gotten owned by Mr Miracle and Barda "

Because Hulk and Thor havn't had low showings before amirite? "

Kalibaks low showings are more consistent, he hasnt even been a major threat to Superman or any brick for a few decades now  And he didnt just fight Miracle and Barda and lose, he flat out got owned by them "

PIS "

Amazing argument  10 bucks say you don't even know the series I'm referring to "

Nope. Doesn't change the fact that it's PIS.  You don't go from smacking around Superman to getting owned by Barda without it being PIS.  Should I point out when Thor got owned by Rulk? Or when Hulk got owned by Batman? "

Sorry but until you read or at least name the comic I was referring to, then you can't call PIS no matter how bad you want it to be PIS Kalibak hasnt smacked SUperman around in quite a while, and has been a joke for the last decade losing from everyone to Orion to Miracle to Barda and to Knockout   He's a joke now, Thor would win by himself "

" @thatguy: Just curious, alot of people look at Doomsday as a DC version of Hulk and he killed Superman. How does Hulk then not stand a chance against Superman? "

Hmm good question. Let's see: 
DD has more strength  by a huge margin . 
DD is faster then Flash (as said by booster gold).
He can evolve on the fly. 
He is a pure killing machine with no fealings or fear (he feals no pain).  
He can't be killed the same way twice.

" @SgtRYNO said:

" @thatguy: ok, tell me what i need to know about kalibak, what has he done to walk over the hulk. "

Put the hurting on beings like Superman, who the Hulk has no chance in hell of beating.........300 mph = Hulk       Lightspeed = Superman     "

"Hulk solos in a good battle, throwing in Thor is spite. He can cook Kalibak with lightning even WITHOUT the use of his hammer  
 

I just thought of something. Does Kalibak get his Beta club? If so he has an advantage of having a ranged attack and the ability to inflict enormous pain.

"I just thought of something. Does Kalibak get his Beta club? If so he has an advantage of having a ranged attack and the ability to inflict enormous pain. "

"  You have obviously not seen the full range of Kalibak's durability then. Kalibak has withstood atomic blaster cannons and even the Astro Force (admittedly the last KOed him). "

" I just thought of something. Does Kalibak get his Beta club? If so he has an advantage of having a ranged attack and the ability to inflict enormous pain. "

"@the creator said:

"  You have obviously not seen the full range of Kalibak's durability then. Kalibak has withstood atomic blaster cannons and even the Astro Force (admittedly the last KOed him). "

Wow I was really waiting for Mr uppity creator to make an appearance and tell me Thor and Hulk have no durability feats at all. I mean really  why do you have this snobbishly holier than thou attitude when it comes to DC characters you only seem to vote for a Marvel battle when Captain Britain or someone is in the thread.
Please don't bother replying to my posts anymore, I can't be bothered dealing with your up-nosed snobbery anymore. Only the old school DC fanatics take you serious most people on the vine see your posts as a joke and completely biased. "

" @BatDance said:

" @the creator said:

"  You have obviously not seen the full range of Kalibak's durability then. Kalibak has withstood atomic blaster cannons and even the Astro Force (admittedly the last KOed him). "

Wow I was really waiting for Mr uppity creator to make an appearance and tell me Thor and Hulk have no durability feats at all. I mean really  why do you have this snobbishly holier than thou attitude when it comes to DC characters you only seem to vote for a Marvel battle when Captain Britain or someone is in the thread.
Please don't bother replying to my posts anymore, I can't be bothered dealing with your up-nosed snobbery anymore. Only the old school DC fanatics take you serious most people on the vine see your posts as a joke and completely biased.
 
 @AtPhantom said:

" I just thought of something. Does Kalibak get his Beta club? If so he has an advantage of having a ranged attack and the ability to inflict enormous pain. "

 Why not its King's thread so we are after all trying to stack the deck in DC's favor and we will convinetly ignore that Thor can cook Kalibak with lightning even WITHOUT the use of his hammer    "

Did you just use the term uppity to describe someone? You do realize how much of a douche bag that makes you, right? And the fact that you're trying to speak for "most people on the vine" makes you the biggest joke on here, seeing as how next to no one shares your point of view in regards to The Creator. Don't feel bad because you're not as good, and don't take your misplaced rage out on others simply because the characters you like don't come out on top. "

Team one should be able to take out Kalibak, he's no where near Darkseids level right? From what I remember about a few issues and the cartoon series anyway.

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Team one should be able to take out Kalibak, he's no where near Darkseids level right? From what I remember about a few issues and the cartoon series anyway.

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