These (mostly) serious characters Vs These joke characters

Magneto (House of M)
Doctor Doom 
The Impossible Man 
Spectre (Current) 
Doctor Manhattan  
Time Trapper Superman Prime
Kyle Rayner (ION) 
Mr. Mxyzptlk (World's Funniest)

Vs 
 
Squirrel Girl 
Chuck Norris 
Batman (Adam West) 
Storm (fueled by all her fanboys & girls) 
Bugs Bunny 
Red Hulk (w/ Loebforce) 
 
 
Each team has two months prep, and whatever equipment they can get their hands on... 
The fight takes place in New York City -- no civilians.  
And morals are off.  
 
Who wins?

Chuck Norris wins in 20 hours...he spend 19 hours and 59 minutes eating steak , and have s** with women

Squirrel Girl solos.

Def team joke.

Bugs Bunny solos anything lol

Spite! Team 2 rapes

Maybe I'll edit the description so team-1 has a little more edge.....