Arcangel - nothing
Deadpool - 2 katana, desert eagle, uzi, three grenades, rocket launcher, Image Inducer, Teleporter
Daken - Muramasa Blade, sniper rifle, Desert Eagle
Gorgon - Godkiller and Grasscutter
X-Man - Desert Eagle, Katana, MP5K, ACR
Lillith Hesperax - Agoniser, Splinetr Pistol, Shadow Field, Balance Knives, Barbed Hair, Plasma Grenades.
Drahzar - Ancient Incubus Warsuit, Demiklaives
Kayvvan Shrike - Power Armour, Dual Lightning Claws, Jump Pack, Iron Halo, Frag Grenades.
M'Shen - Assassin Suit, C'Tan Phase Blade, Nearul Shredder, Posion Blades, Melta Grenades, Polymorphing Drug.
Iota - Assassin Suit, Etherium, Animus Speculum, Psyk-Out Grenades.
Welcome to this Episode of THEME BATTLE. Where Master Hand collects the best of every Omniverse and throws them in the mix. Today’s match is vaguely related X-men-ish metahumans vs unrealistically brawny space berserkers. The amusement for this evening will take place in the beautiful land of Gondor, specifically the city of Minas Tirith. Due to Master Hand’s awesome power, both teams were transported to the White City, where, surprisingly enough, things are not as simple as you’d hoped.
Both of you will choose three team members to do battle outside the city walls. Cadence will start on the right end of the outer wall, Mr. Ingenuity on the left end. However, things are never as straightforward as they seem. In order to kill your opponents, you’ll have to go through this:
The Orcish Army. It will mainly consist of orc grunts, who number 10,000 strong. There will also be 1,000 elite Uruk-Hai, 200 Cave trolls, and 25 Oliphants. They will be arrayed directly in front of the walls, with the entire force between you and your opponent.
After 10 minutes, the armies of Rohan will join the battle. These will consist of 5,000 cavalrymen armed with swords and spears. They will charge directly for the front gate, splitting the distance between your teams.
Meanwhile, two of your team members will start in the city itself. Cadence will start at the blue circle, and Mr. I will start inside the red building. In tests, Captain America could sprint from the blue circle to the center of the green space in exactly the same time it took him to navigate from inside the building to the center of the green space.
Both of your characters will have to make your way to the front gate before your opponent, where they will have to fight their way through the Fellowship of the Ring:
All characters will be at the peak of the abilities we’ve seen them display, Gandalf will not be present, and Frodo will be wearing the ring with no ill effects, rendering him invisible. Once you have defeated Middle Earth’s last hope of survival, one of your characters gets the ring of invisibility, and one gets Anduril, an unbreakable sword that cuts through anything. They can then join the fight outside. The team that arrives at the gate second, assuming any either of the characters arrive, will be attacked by Shelob, the Balrog, and 10 elves equal to Legolas armed with swords and bows.
Assuming they can prevail, they won’t be able to leave the city until two minutes after the team that arrived first. To make the initial race more interesting, on the way down through the city you will be attacked by all nine Black Riders on their flying steeds.
To make things a little more manageable, you have access to one of the following advantages:
1: Riders of the Mark! - The Army of Rohan will arrive after only five minutes, and its first priority will be to defend your team and kill your opponents.
2: Super Nazgul - One member of your team will be given a flying steed like those of the Ringwraiths. However, this one has been enhanced by Sauron so it flies at Mach 1, is impervious to damage, and has adamantium teeth and claws. However, the rider can still be killed or knocked off.
3: Elrond’s Blessing - If you reach the Fellowship first, they will join you rather than fighting against you. You still receive the rewards you would have gotten for killing them, and they keep their copies.
4: Bat-Orc-Repellent Spray - The Orcs and Uruk-Hai will ignore your team. However, the Trolls, Oliphants, and Riders will still attack you, so be careful!
Rules: Morals On, No BFR, Power Neutral Universe, Everyone Knows the Basic (Unless from same Universe then Detailed) of Everyone.
When done Debating we will Vote.