The Thing vs Snorlax

vs

Rules

standard thing

snorlax has anime and manga feats

winner by ko or incapacitation

snorlax is fully rested before the fight

Fight in the forest

start 200 feet away from eachother

Thing One shots

Stronger, more skilled, more disciplined, better striking feats

the thing is not oneshotting. have you even read all the mangas? A Also show me scans of thing causing earthquakes with strikes or making craters through solid ground large enough that the bottom cannot be seen and show me scans of thing tanking and lifting/holding back 300 ton + blows going over 300 mph casually.

Here's a scan of Thing holding part of an oil refinery up. IMO that's definitely within the couple hundred ton range minimum.

@mysticmedivh: Yep.

@those_eyes: Thing has already taken blows from Hulk, WW Hulk, Red Hulk, Namor, Champion...all of whom outclass Snorlax. Thing One Shots.

@those_eyes: Ive heard the Thing has punched a Black Hole

Thing

Snorlax wrecks... He is waaaaaaaay above the 100 tons mark, arguably faster too.

why is this even a thread...........i hate spite threads......obviously snorlax stomps :)

lol but for realz tho...ben is not that much of a jobber to lose to snorlax

It's klobberin' time

hmm.. it may go to the thing.

Haha XD... Actually snorelax has a chance

Simple snorelax uses yawn.

Snorelax (puts thing to sleep)

Next uses icebeam.

If thing wakes up to counter snorlax can use protect.

Snorelax uses toxic, poisoning thing making him faint in a short time.

Snorelax uses refresh.

the endless cycle continues till thing eventually gives up

Snorlax! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Thing handily.

Thing stomps.

Then Thing gets mistaken for a Pokemon and is caught by a Trainer.

They become best friends, go get some ramen, find naruto, get fat and die

he did... i can post scans if you want