The Punisher vs Lara Croft

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The Punisher wins if he fights the the best of his ability.Because she is a woman...a woman who doesn't deserve to be "punished".I can see him holding back.

And plus, what would she be guilty of that would warrant a bullet to the skull? If he wins, he wins with riot ammo.

Pffft, she raids tombs. She's a thief. Punisher whacks her and moves on to the next hit.

Lara Croft.

MK

Lara Croft. She's got some stunts that'd make even Spiderman blink in surprise.

this ends in you guessed it......SEX lol

If The Punisher fights all out here against Lara he would win.

T.J. Magnum says:

"this ends in you guessed it......SEX lol "

LOL. Thats true

It is hard to say. Lara and Frank are both very skilled with firearms, but I think that Punisher is more skilled. Due to his tough marine background and knowledge of combat, Frank would take down Lara.

Frank would spank that Ass

hell no lara would kick his a$$

weather witch says:

"hell no lara would kick his a$$"

sorry babe,wrong answer

I see Lara Croft winning.

T.J. Magnum says:

"weather witch says:

"hell no lara would kick his a$$"

sorry babe,wrong answer"

o o o dont think so buddy boy, she would distract him with her bozongas and shoot his a$$!!! lol

weather witch says:

"T.J. Magnum says:

"weather witch says:

"hell no lara would kick his a$$"

sorry babe,wrong answer"

o o o dont think so buddy boy, she would distract him with her bozongas and shoot his a$$!!! lol"

yeah i see that,lol

Punisher. He's stoic enough to avoid distractions, and all-around a better combatant. And he would likely have more weapons.

Octagon Enigma says:

"Punisher. He's stoic enough to avoid distractions, and all-around a better combatant. And he would likely have more weapons."

a hell of alot more weapons...plus

Lara Crofts back would be hurting due to big bozongas

in a prolong battle

yea but lara is clever and could use the environment to her advantage....so i still think she would win

there wouldnt be too much environment left after a few grenades go off

well....i aint as smart as her but she would think of something!! lol

well....i aint as smart as her but she would think of something!! lol

Punisher is too much of a basket case to hold a sexual attraction for anything anymore.

Yes and yes. I'll bet the only thing that gives Castle a chubby is when someone's brains exit their skull via shotgun-express.

Gottheit says:

"Yes and yes. I'll bet the only thing that gives Castle a chubby is when someone's brains exit their skull via shotgun-express."

uhh no,my friend,frank has been with a few girls now and again

Gottheit says:

"Punisher is too much of a basket case to hold a sexual attraction for anything anymore."

yes and no

Yeah, but he just turns out the lights and wraps a condom over a zuchini, and none are the wiser. Trust me, he can't get it up anymore.

Gottheit says:

"Yeah, but he just turns out the lights and wraps a condom over a zuchini, and none are the wiser. Trust me, he can't get it up anymore."

not sure about that,but you think your way

truth means something different to different people

I will continue to think the truth, thankee sai.

so what with the punisher hate ?

yes, but absolutes cannot be partial.

Gottheit says:

"Can you determine my posts to be anything other then love worded differently? Is the truth for hate so universal that you would disregard your own cryptic warning to delve deeper into a puddle with no bottom, not even at the core of the Universe?"

uh no

uh not much

I suppose things are never much, true.

So, yeah. Punisher wins this one.

Can you determine my posts to be anything other then love worded differently? Is the truth for hate so universal that you would disregard your own cryptic warning to delve deeper into a puddle with no bottom, not even at the core of the Universe?

Anyway, how are things?

Not Sure says:

"Frank would spank that Ass"

Then hit dat azz!

Gottheit says:

"Punisher is too much of a basket case to hold a sexual attraction for anything anymore."

Let's see... violent male with way too much testosterone, and what I'm sure is a perfectly good and in working order johnson between his legs. Yeah. He's bangin her hard.

Lara..i mean frank...lara I SO CONFUSED!
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clear your mind NV,its frank

there thats better

poor Lara...she used to be brave sniff sniff

the punisher would beat the implants out of her

Frank....obviously.

The Punisher

Frank with ease

Frank should win here