The "Nobody Cares about these People" H2H Thread

Really. when was the last time you saw Falcon or man ape and said "OMG, those are my favorite characters?! NEVER! So let's put all these people on a deserted planet. The only way off is to kill your opponents. No weapons or powers. Everyone has peak human stats. Strictly H2H. They all start 100 away from each other. No teaming up. Who is the first person killed? Who is the winner?

Given the circumstances, I'll actually say Black Widow.
 
Her training as a spy means she will probably hang back until there is only one other person left. That person will probably be exhausted and easier for her to beat.

A "nobody cares about these people" battle staring Storm? She has some of the most hardcore fans on the site.

Also Kingpin I guess.

I'd say Kingpin, unless Natasha hides like Ferro said.

Also Red Skull dies first because Kingpin has taken him down before IIRC.

Storm in a thread titled "nobody cares about these people"? Are you serious? Have you seen the Storm forum lately?

I should specify that I think if this was a cage match King Pin would wreck them.

@Ferro Vida: Fair enough

@aerokinesis: The image of Spider-Man punching her in the face would be more appropriate. :P

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: The image of Spider-Man punching her in the face would be more appropriate. :P

@aerokinesis: Yes, yes you can post pictures of Storm, good for you.

I know what she looks like so there's no need to keep doing so.

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: Yes, yes you can post pictures of Storm, good for you.

I know what she looks like so there's no need to keep doing so.

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: The image of Spider-Man punching her in the face would be more appropriate. :P

@aerokinesis: Okay, now you're just being random.

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: Okay, now you're just being random.

But it's oh so funny.

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: Okay, now you're just being random.

@Son Of Storm said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: Okay, now you're just being random.

But it's oh so funny.

I'd prefer on topic comedy, like how Kingpin wins thanks to his massive man tits.

@aerokinesis: If there were Kingpin gifs, man, then I wouldn't post them either because I don't like to spam gifs.

@Decoy Elite said:

@Son Of Storm said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: Okay, now you're just being random.

But it's oh so funny.

I'd prefer on topic comedy, like how Kingpin wins thanks to his massive man tits.

..........One two swing punch.

@Decoy Elite said:

@aerokinesis: If there were Kingpin gifs, man, then I wouldn't post them either because I don't like to spam gifs.

@Son Of Storm hey son of storm!!!

@aerokinesis said:

@Son Of Storm hey son of storm!!!

And you are?

@Son Of Storm: Hey Son of Storm.

@Son Of Storm said:

@aerokinesis said:

@Son Of Storm hey son of storm!!!

And you are?

AEROKINESIS :)

@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm: Hey Son of Storm.

Hey God. When you coming home?

@aerokinesis

Ok then.

@Son Of Storm said:

@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm: Hey Son of Storm.

Hey God. When you coming home?

I have to work all night. Meet me behind the dumpster at 7/11 for a quickie?

I'd actually say widow is the first to go down, I'd leave the last three being Falcon,Kingpin and Red Skull.

@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm said:

@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm: Hey Son of Storm.

Hey God. When you coming home?

I have to work all night. Meet me behind the dumpster at 7/11 for a quickie?

Cool.

I'd actually say widow is the first to go down, I'd leave the last three being Falcon,Kingpin and Red Skull.

Also can you stop spamming this thread with gifs? this isn't tumblr.

@Ferro Vida said:

@geraldthesloth said:

I'd actually say widow is the first to go down, I'd leave the last three being Falcon,Kingpin and Red Skull.

My gut reaction was basically this. I hate Widow.

Me too

yay!

But seriously, does Man-Ape have any feats? I know he's a Black Panther villain, but that's about it.