Couldn't Funshine (or many other of the Care Bears in their own cute little way) defeat the Hulk? I mean if the madder the Hulk gets, the more powerful he is, so the *less* mad Hulk gets, the *weaker* he becomes. So Funshine could tell jokes and sing Hulk's blues away until the Hulk becomes so weak and shrink so small that all Funshine has to do is give Hulk a flying (bear) hug and he's pinned for the count.Note: on the same hand Grumpy Bear could be Hulk's anger catalyst and make him so mad even the Living Tribunal isn't safe from him.
No, the carebears would be chewed up and spitted right back out and then smashed down to hell, then Hulk would go down to hell and smash them down to china, then he would drown them, and then he would smash then again until they look like mashed potatos.
The Mantid says:
"I don't have Anger Management. Aaargh!!! why do people say I have anger management. *Takes out gun and starts shooting at Cryo* "die die die!!!" He wakes up and realizes he is just dreaming. Poor, Cryo, I almost killed him."
Poor you. I almost went werewolf on your @$$.
Maybe after all the hugs and jokes and songs, Hulk shrinks down and it's actually revealed that he's Anger Bear! After therapy and a lot of medication, Anger Bear, who is dark green with an angry grrr face on his tummy, is Hulk no longer. Anger Bear teaches us that it's okay to be angry sometimes, but destroying cities is not.
"The Mantid says:"I get mad at those stupid care bears, I hate them, I burned my brother's care bear."
I personally like the cousins better than the bears, but whatever. Hulk would die at the hands of a carebear."
Brave Heart Lion rules! :)