homer vs peter lois vs marge chris vs bart lisa vs meg stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins
the griffins vs the simpsons
"-MAJESTY- said:SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR."SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.Sigh
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"One-Above-You said:Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3"-MAJESTY- said:SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR."SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.Sigh
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"One-Above-You said:YOUR GAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILYS GAY!!"-MAJESTY- said:WELL.... SOMEBODY IS GAY I THINK YOU'VE WENT TO THE WRONG SITE BUDDY HERE WWW.GAYFAGGOTS.COM CROSS YOUR HANDICAPPED FINGERS CAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT ACCEPT YOU IN."One-Above-You said:Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3"-MAJESTY- said:SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR."SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.Sigh
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"zebari said:I agree except for Homer. Homer has shown to be much more durable than Peter. Although Peter showed amazing fighting skills against the chicken."homer vs peter lois vs marge chris vs bart lisa vs meg stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins "PeterLoisBartStewieBrian Family Guy Curbstomp"
"Light said:peter has luck on his side while homer doesnt"zebari said:I agree except for Homer. Homer has shown to be much more durable than Peter. Although Peter showed amazing fighting skills against the chicken."homer vs peter lois vs marge chris vs bart lisa vs meg stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins "PeterLoisBartStewieBrian Family Guy Curbstomp"
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"zebari said:"-MAJESTY- said:WHOA WHOA MAN NO NEED TO SCREAM AT THE SCREEN I KNOW YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS ABOUT PEOPLE CALLIN YOU FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT ITS JUST 3 LETTERS.OH AND MAN PUT THE KNIFE AWAY FOR GOD SAKES JUST CHECK YOUR WRIST AND LOOK AT IT? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO IT? YOU HAVE TURNED EMO.AND THIS MATCH DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.SO GET OUT NEWBIE YOUR NEW HERE I PISS ON NEW KIDS AND GUESS WHAT? YOU'VE JUST BEEN PISSED ON DON'T THINK ITS APPLE JUICE THAT YOU JUST DRANK.LMAO! OWNED AND EMABRARSSED!"One-Above-You said:YOUR GAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILYS GAY!!""-MAJESTY- said:WELL.... SOMEBODY IS GAY I THINK YOU'VE WENT TO THE WRONG SITE BUDDY HERE WWW.GAYFAGGOTS.COM CROSS YOUR HANDICAPPED FINGERS CAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT ACCEPT YOU IN."One-Above-You said:Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3"-MAJESTY- said:SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR."SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.Sigh
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SHUT THE FUCK UP IM 2 FREAKIN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU AND I KNOW KARATE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH KNOCK OUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH YOUR MY BITCH SO SHUT UP PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this."Watch your language guys
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oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
"zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this."Watch your language guys
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oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend
"One-Above-You said:He lives in Canada Alberta Calgary if you wanna know. lol"zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this."Watch your language guys
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oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
"zebari said:"One-Above-You said:He lives in Canada Alberta Calgary if you wanna know. lol"zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this."Watch your language guys
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oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
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SHIT HOW AM I GONNA GET THERE!!
simpsons win. Homer can take and give a punch, marge used to be a cop, chris is a wimp, maggie and stewie would be cool.
"One-Above-You said:LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN."zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this." Watch your language guys"
oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
"zebari said:im sorry dude lets put us all behind ourselfs"One-Above-You said:LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN."zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this." Watch your language guys"
oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
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"they both suck now a daysThey completely ruined Stewie, they changed him from a evil genius to a homo. The first 3 seasons of Family Guy were great though.
no one wins"
"THE MAJESTY OF OWNING said:THATS BETTER IGHT MAN LETS DO THAT.AND UM WHAT MADE U SAY IT?"zebari said:im sorry dude lets put us all behind ourselfs"One-Above-You said:LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN."zebari said:"TheDrifter said:My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this." Watch your language guys"
oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
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he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
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Homer beats Peter with a one up.
Lois crushes Marge.
Lisa and Meg at their peaks stalemate.
Bart kicks Chris' fatass.
Maggie and Stewie at his prime stalemate.
Snowball beats Brian.
Okay I've been researching these kind of debates for a while. Peter would lose to Homer because Homer tanked cannonballs to the stomach and even fought Drederick Tatum and the President. Peter had trouble beating a giant chicken. Maggie would beat Stewie. Why? Stewie is smarter, but not as flexible or sneaky. Here are some examples. Stewie can hardly drive a car, Maggie drove Homer to a hospital. Stewie can't skateboard, Maggie can. She can definitely take him on. She also beat her big sister at a fencing contest, fought Gerald the Unibrow Baby, tried to kill Mr. Burns 2x, and shot down a group of mobsters. Stewie is defiantly smarter, but Maggie is just smart enough to beat him, like when she wrote "E=Mc2" and/or used a fire extinguisher. Bart would beat Chris just because he is smart. Sure, terrible grades and all, but he outsmarted a supervillian on multiple occasions and beat Lisa at her own game. Chris is also an idiot. SLH would beat Brian even though Brian is FAR MORE INTELLIGENT, and this one surprised me. I thought SLH would die, but SLH's only flaw is being dumb. He has trained under a police force and by Mr. Burns to turn SLH into a killing machine. But Family Guy has some wins to. Lisa vs. Meg; Meg trained at prison to become a survivor and Lisa is beaten regularly by Bullies. Sure, Lisa is a far better character but the win goes to Meg. Lois vs. Marge; Lois would win because she has trained Tae-Jitsu and became a woman boxer, controlling her anger. Marge just learned to be a cop, and Lois's feats definitely triumph hers. The winners are the Simpsons.
in actual fights it goes like this
homer beats peter homer wins more of his fights and at times has emptied entire rooms of people when mad peter gets knocked out by random people in his bar all the time.
lois beats marge marge was a cop once lois was a champion martial artist and boxer she wins
lisa beats meg meg has that one episode where she went to prison and came back all mean but mostly she is emo and not well liked lisa is way smarter and at times of great agravation has lashed out she will say something that will send meg off crying or peter hits meg at the start of the fight for no reason and says shut up meg.
bart beats chris chris is older and bigger probably stronger but bart is smarter and just meaner the original cartoon hell raiser wins.
maggie beats stewie he falls in love with her and she knocks him out with a raddle.
brian beats santa little helper.
joe beats lenny and carl
george hw bush beats the chicken
barny beats quagmire
west beats quimby.
i will be back wth more.
@_majesty_: inappropriate. Flagged.
Peter and Homer go on and on fighting just like in the crossover episode. Ends in them both passing out at the same time.
Lois and Marge end up realizing their mistake after 5 minutes of brawling and try to bring peace to both the families.
Lisa stomps Meg. Lisa is the best at almost everything, while Meg is just a loser.
Bart ambushes and knocks out Chris with his skateboard while he's doing "you-know-what" in the toilet.
Stewie and Maggie would be a close battle. Even though Stewie has a lot of tech resources and weapons, Maggie is pretty aggressive. But I'm leaning towards Stewie.
Brian one-shots Santa's Little Helper without any difficulty whatsoever, and then either just takes a nap or helps Meg fight Lisa, since she needs that help.
But then again, If Stewie has prep time, he could build a mega weapon to destroy the Simpson Family.
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