#1 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio

homer vs peter lois vs marge  chris vs bart lisa vs meg  stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins                                                                                                                                                                

#2 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio

Family guy wins

#3 Posted by -MAJESTY- (29 posts) - - Show Bio
SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
#4 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
#5 Posted by -MAJESTY- (29 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
"
SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR.
#6 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
"
SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR.
"
Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3
#8 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
"
SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR.
"
Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3
"
WELL.... SOMEBODY IS GAY I THINK YOU'VE WENT TO THE WRONG SITE BUDDY HERE WWW.GAYFAGGOTS.COM CROSS YOUR HANDICAPPED FINGERS CAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT ACCEPT YOU IN.
"
YOUR GAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILYS GAY!!
#9 Posted by Death Star 7 (45 posts) - - Show Bio

Simpson's FTW!! =D 

#10 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
well you better chose before i kick your ass.
#11 Posted by Light (9257 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"homer vs peter lois vs marge  chris vs bart lisa vs meg  stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins                                                                                                                                                                "
Peter

Lois

Bart

Stewie

Brian   Family Guy Curbstomp
#12 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
Light said:
"zebari said:
"homer vs peter lois vs marge  chris vs bart lisa vs meg  stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins                                                                                                                                                                "
Peter

Lois

Bart

Stewie

Brian   Family Guy Curbstomp
"
I agree except for Homer. Homer has shown to be much more durable than Peter. Although Peter showed amazing fighting skills against the chicken.
#13 Posted by Glorious (1590 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"zebari said:
"homer vs peter lois vs marge  chris vs bart lisa vs meg  stewie vs maggie brian vs santas little helper who wins                                                                                                                                                                "
Peter

Lois

Bart

Stewie

Brian   Family Guy Curbstomp
"
I agree except for Homer. Homer has shown to be much more durable than Peter. Although Peter showed amazing fighting skills against the chicken.
"
peter has luck on his side while homer doesnt
#14 Posted by THE MAJESTY OF OWNING (10 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
"
SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR.
"
Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3
"
WELL.... SOMEBODY IS GAY I THINK YOU'VE WENT TO THE WRONG SITE BUDDY HERE WWW.GAYFAGGOTS.COM CROSS YOUR HANDICAPPED FINGERS CAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT ACCEPT YOU IN.
"
YOUR GAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILYS GAY!!"
WHOA WHOA MAN NO NEED TO SCREAM AT THE SCREEN I KNOW YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS ABOUT PEOPLE CALLIN YOU FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT ITS JUST 3 LETTERS.OH AND MAN PUT THE KNIFE AWAY FOR GOD SAKES JUST CHECK YOUR WRIST AND LOOK AT IT? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO IT? YOU HAVE TURNED EMO.AND THIS MATCH DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.SO GET OUT NEWBIE YOUR NEW HERE I PISS ON NEW KIDS AND GUESS WHAT? YOU'VE JUST BEEN PISSED ON DON'T THINK ITS APPLE JUICE THAT YOU JUST DRANK.LMAO! OWNED AND EMABRARSSED!
#15 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
THE MAJESTY OF OWNING said:
"zebari said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"One-Above-You said:
"-MAJESTY- said:
"SIMPSONS SUCK FAMILY GUY SUCKS NOBODY WINS THIS BATTLE.
"
Sigh
"
SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND? EVERYTHING I POST YOU COME IN IT.I JUST NOTICE THAT YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND.I COME BACK AND KA-BOOM YOU FOLLOW ME AROUND LIKE YOUR MY BITCH.WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AROUND? U KNOW WHAT HERE *THROWS A HALF EATTEN CHICKEN* GO EAT IT.CUZ I THINK THATS WHY YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR.
"
Because I love you MAJESTY. You are my idol. <3
"
WELL.... SOMEBODY IS GAY I THINK YOU'VE WENT TO THE WRONG SITE BUDDY HERE WWW.GAYFAGGOTS.COM CROSS YOUR HANDICAPPED FINGERS CAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT ACCEPT YOU IN.
"
YOUR GAY YOUR WHOLE FAMILYS GAY!!"
WHOA WHOA MAN NO NEED TO SCREAM AT THE SCREEN I KNOW YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS ABOUT PEOPLE CALLIN YOU FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT ITS JUST 3 LETTERS.OH AND MAN PUT THE KNIFE AWAY FOR GOD SAKES JUST CHECK YOUR WRIST AND LOOK AT IT? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO IT? YOU HAVE TURNED EMO.AND THIS MATCH DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.SO GET OUT NEWBIE YOUR NEW HERE I PISS ON NEW KIDS AND GUESS WHAT? YOU'VE JUST BEEN PISSED ON DON'T THINK ITS APPLE JUICE THAT YOU JUST DRANK.LMAO! OWNED AND EMABRARSSED!
"

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM 2 FREAKIN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU AND I KNOW KARATE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH KNOCK OUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH YOUR MY BITCH SO SHUT UP PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

Watch your language guys

#17 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
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Watch your language guys

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oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt.
#18 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
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Watch your language guys

"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
#19 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
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Watch your language guys

"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend
#20 Posted by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
"

Watch your language guys

"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
He lives in Canada Alberta Calgary if you wanna know. lol
#21 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
"

Watch your language guys

"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
He lives in Canada Alberta Calgary if you wanna know. lol
"

SHIT HOW AM I GONNA GET THERE!!
#22 Posted by mr.superior (134 posts) - - Show Bio

simpsons win. Homer can take and give a punch, marge used to be a cop, chris is a wimp, maggie and stewie would be cool.

#23 Posted by THE MAJESTY OF OWNING (10 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
" Watch your language guys"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN.
#24 Posted by zebari (515 posts) - - Show Bio
THE MAJESTY OF OWNING said:
"zebari said:
"One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
" Watch your language guys"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN.
"
im sorry dude lets put us all behind ourselfs
#25 Posted by T.J. Magnum (27685 posts) - - Show Bio

they both suck now a days

no one wins

#26 Edited by One-Above-You (1907 posts) - - Show Bio
T.J. Magnum said:
"they both suck now a days

no one wins"
They completely ruined Stewie, they changed him from a evil genius to a homo. The first 3 seasons of Family Guy were great though.
#27 Posted by THE MAJESTY OF OWNING (10 posts) - - Show Bio
zebari said:
"THE MAJESTY OF OWNING said:
"zebari said:
"One-Above-You said:
"zebari said:
"TheDrifter said:
" Watch your language guys"

oh i will but i dont think that gorilla the majesty of getting owned isnt."
My advice is to just ignore him, he has been banned like 50 times for stuff like this.
"

he dosent know me i seriously do karate im preety good at it and im way older than him hes about to get owend"
LMAO U KNOW KARATE? WHAT ARE U CHINESE? IF U ARE THEN GO MAKE UR MAJESTY SOME CHINESE FOOD.OR ITS ANOTHER TRIP TO REHAB AGAIN.
"
im sorry dude lets put us all behind ourselfs
"
THATS BETTER IGHT MAN LETS DO THAT.AND UM WHAT MADE U SAY IT?
#28 Posted by RaimundoPedrosa (207 posts) - - Show Bio

Homer beats Peter with a one up.

Lois crushes Marge.

Lisa and Meg at their peaks stalemate.

Bart kicks Chris' fatass.

Maggie and Stewie at his prime stalemate.

Snowball beats Brian.

#29 Edited by TheRedEclipse (45 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay I've been researching these kind of debates for a while. Peter would lose to Homer because Homer tanked cannonballs to the stomach and even fought Drederick Tatum and the President. Peter had trouble beating a giant chicken. Maggie would beat Stewie. Why? Stewie is smarter, but not as flexible or sneaky. Here are some examples. Stewie can hardly drive a car, Maggie drove Homer to a hospital. Stewie can't skateboard, Maggie can. She can definitely take him on. She also beat her big sister at a fencing contest, fought Gerald the Unibrow Baby, tried to kill Mr. Burns 2x, and shot down a group of mobsters. Stewie is defiantly smarter, but Maggie is just smart enough to beat him, like when she wrote "E=Mc2" and/or used a fire extinguisher. Bart would beat Chris just because he is smart. Sure, terrible grades and all, but he outsmarted a supervillian on multiple occasions and beat Lisa at her own game. Chris is also an idiot. SLH would beat Brian even though Brian is FAR MORE INTELLIGENT, and this one surprised me. I thought SLH would die, but SLH's only flaw is being dumb. He has trained under a police force and by Mr. Burns to turn SLH into a killing machine. But Family Guy has some wins to. Lisa vs. Meg; Meg trained at prison to become a survivor and Lisa is beaten regularly by Bullies. Sure, Lisa is a far better character but the win goes to Meg. Lois vs. Marge; Lois would win because she has trained Tae-Jitsu and became a woman boxer, controlling her anger. Marge just learned to be a cop, and Lois's feats definitely triumph hers. The winners are the Simpsons.

#30 Edited by tparks (5000 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this thread for real? Lol.

Not because of the OP, but because of the flame war. LOL

#31 Posted by NinjaWarrior268 (1494 posts) - - Show Bio

Bart Simpson solos. Simpsons is 100x better than FG anyways

#32 Posted by dondave (37385 posts) - - Show Bio

FG

Online
#33 Posted by comic_book_fan (5635 posts) - - Show Bio

simpsons

#34 Edited by EpicGhost (160 posts) - - Show Bio

Peter>Homer

Lois>>>>>>>>>Marge

Meg>>>>>>>>>>Lisa

Bart>Chris

Brian>>>>>>>>>>SLH

Family guy wins

#35 Posted by ALLCAPS_34 (718 posts) - - Show Bio

Stewie solos.

#36 Edited by comic_book_fan (5635 posts) - - Show Bio

in actual fights it goes like this

homer beats peter homer wins more of his fights and at times has emptied entire rooms of people when mad peter gets knocked out by random people in his bar all the time.

lois beats marge marge was a cop once lois was a champion martial artist and boxer she wins

lisa beats meg meg has that one episode where she went to prison and came back all mean but mostly she is emo and not well liked lisa is way smarter and at times of great agravation has lashed out she will say something that will send meg off crying or peter hits meg at the start of the fight for no reason and says shut up meg.

bart beats chris chris is older and bigger probably stronger but bart is smarter and just meaner the original cartoon hell raiser wins.

maggie beats stewie he falls in love with her and she knocks him out with a raddle.

brian beats santa little helper.

joe beats lenny and carl

george hw bush beats the chicken

barny beats quagmire

west beats quimby.

i will be back wth more.

#37 Posted by nerdchore (1905 posts) - - Show Bio