Peter vs Homer
Marge vs Louis
Cris vs Bart
Meg vs Lisa
Stewie vs Maggie
Brain vs Krusty
Who Wins?
peter is an experienced fighter.. he gives that crazy chicken a run for his money... so peter wins
marge is an ex-police officer... so marge wins
chris is three times barts size... he could just sit on him... chris wins
meg and lisa don't fight...
stewie would kill with one of his mad inventions or nag her to death... stewie wins
brian is probably to drunk to fight...
Family Guy so wins this. They fight in all kinds of episodes. Besides Stewie will make some death ray and kill the Simpsons.
family guys wins hands down peter is a good fight lois is martial artists chris is twice the size as bart so is meg sor lisa and stewie has so many weapon he can beat the family by him self
Well, in a fight family vs family in a group fight, Stewie could kill the entire Simpsons cast on his own. He has proven to be much more technologically advanced than any other human on the planet. (i.e.energy weapons, shrinkable ships, etc... In the 1v1s, however...
Peter- Peter fights the "giant chicken" constantly (mentioned above)
lois- marge can fight, but I think that lois would be better.
Bart- Chris probably would hurt himself more than bart in a 1v1 (because of his lack of intelligence)
Meg- Meg seems to be more competent than all the other characters think she is, and Lisa is the worst fighter in the group (other than maybe chris) because of her passivity.
Stewie ftw- Mentioned above
Krusty- Kristy is often seen with a revolver. Brian would be killed.
Peter vs Homer- Homer, waaaaaay more durability feats, when he was a boxer he beat many professionals simply by standing still and taking it, he's taken cannonballs to the gut, he's fallen down a canyon, twice, right after each other. His strength feats are better too, he once dueled a man with a motorcycle, not on a motorcycle, WITH a motorcycle. I know I know, people will bring up Peter and the chicken, but honestly, he barely beat the chicken each time, and was bloody and bruised afterwards, Homer is a tank.
Marge vs Lois- Marge after a tough fight, both are very powerful combatants, Lois impressed me when she battled Stewie in "Lois Kills Stewie" However Marge has shown she possess at least some super strength, like when she swung Homer, someone at least twice her size, around in a rodeo competition, and when she tossed a motorcycle to Homer up a flight of stairs. Given weapons, I can see Lois winning but bare handed, giving it to Marge.
Chris vs Bart- Bart wins with little difficulty, Chris is bigger, yeah, but Bart has far more feats involving speed, flexibility, durability and agility, he seems to have inherited Homer's ability to ignore/not feel pain, as when he got his arm dislocated several times in the series without really noticing, also due to his small size, he can maneuver through places much easier than Chris, who I don't even see laying a hand on El Barto.
Meg vs Lisa- Lisa due to the simple fact that it's Meg she is fighting, eww Meg.
Stewie vs Maggie- Closest fight of all for me, this could go either way, Stewie seems to posses a higher array of martial arts and agility, but Maggie is one of, if not the, most devious character on the show, shooting Mr.Burns and getting away with it, as well as her ever going war with the One eyebrow baby. On top of that, she is a skilled fencer, beating Lisa with ease, as well as being strong enough to pull Homer out of the sea. With no weapons given..I'm leaning toward Stewie due to his MA skills. but give them guns or knives, and it could be a draw.
Brian vs Krusty- Brian easily, Santa's lil Helper would have been a better match up.
SIMPSONS WIN AFTER A CLOSE FIGHT.
Peter vs Homer = Peter's fights with the chicken are way more impressive
Lois vs Marge = Lois is a black belt, and hers are more impressive as well; like with the feminist or the New Yorkers
Chris vs Bart = Chris is too big for Bart
Meg vs Lisa = Meg was strong enough to subdue a burglar and have her way with him
Stewie vs Maggie = Stewie had better fights Bertram, and is more intelligent then Maggie
Brian vs Krusty = Much more collected and calm in a fighting situation, also far more durable
The Griffins stomp the Simpsons
@HBKTimHBK: @HBKTimHBK:
Peter vs Homer = I've stated before on why Homer would win. But I'll do it again with a series of numbered points. I usually don't count the chicken fights, but if we are then let me address it.
I'll get to the others later...
Peter vs Homer: I think Homer will win as he survives a LOT of things that aren't in hypothetical cut-scenes.
Lois vs Marge: Could go either way both of them have experience in fighting.
Chris vs Bart: Due to superior intellect and creativity.
Meg vs Lisa: nuff said.
Stewie vs Maggie: Could go either way. If Stewie had prep he'd stomp everyone but without it both of them have shown to be pretty capable fighters.
Brian vs Krusty: Brian should take this quite easily.
@HBKTimHBK: That's all you have as a rebuttal? Joe is a great fighter, and Peter lost in less than 2 minutes. Homer didn't fall after getting punched repeatedly by professional boxers! He took cannonballs to the chest! See the difference between Peter and Homer, one of them lost too a good fighter in a couple of minutes while the other defeated multiple good fighters.
As for the rest of the fights:
@Strider92 said:
Peter vs Homer: I think Homer will win as he survives a LOT of things that aren't in hypothetical cut-scenes.
Lois vs Marge: Lois is a skill karate fighter. Impressive. Marge was the best cop in Springfield, a powerful body builder and highly trained in wrestling, boxing, judo, and jujitsu. Now you tell me which seems more impressive.
Chris vs Bart: Due to superior intellect and creativity. Yeah Bart has been shown to be incredibly cunning and smart when he wants to be, while Chris is always borderline-retarded.
Meg vs Lisa: nuff said.
Stewie vs Maggie: Could go either way. If Stewie had prep he'd stomp everyone but without it both of them have shown to be pretty capable fighters. Tough fight but Stewie would win in the end.
Brian vs Krusty: Brian should take this quite easily.
I changed it around a bit, but basically this.
@PikminMania said:
@HBKTimHBK: That's all you have as a rebuttal? Joe is a great fighter, and Peter lost in less than 2 minutes. Homer didn't fall after getting punched repeatedly by professional boxers! He took cannonballs to the chest! See the difference between Peter and Homer, one of them lost too a good fighter in a couple of minutes while the other defeated multiple good fighters.
As for the rest of the fights:
@Strider92 said:
Peter vs Homer: I think Homer will win as he survives a LOT of things that aren't in hypothetical cut-scenes.
Lois vs Marge: Lois is a skill karate fighter. Impressive. Marge was the best cop in Springfield, a powerful body builder and highly trained in wrestling, boxing, judo, and jujitsu. Now you tell me which seems more impressive.
Chris vs Bart: Due to superior intellect and creativity. Yeah Bart has been shown to be incredibly cunning and smart when he wants to be, while Chris is always borderline-retarded.
Meg vs Lisa: nuff said.
Stewie vs Maggie: Could go either way. If Stewie had prep he'd stomp everyone but without it both of them have shown to be pretty capable fighters. Tough fight but Stewie would win in the end.
Brian vs Krusty: Brian should take this quite easily.
I changed it around a bit, but basically this.
I agree with this, except the Stewie Maggie one. Although Stewie is capable he has a tendency to monologue this can be his downfall, while Maggie usually just goes for the kill, she'd shoot him while he is talking. Meg did beat the crap out of the guy when she had to drive Peter and his friends around, but Lisa his not a real pacifist either, she always engages Bart in physical combat if she is mad enough, and she seems to be a master tactician and have a fine grasp of trajectory from her days as manager of Barts baseball team.
@PikminMania: Ah yeah I forgot about the rest of the stuff Marge did. The only thing that stuck in my mind was the MMA tournament. Yeah Marge should definitely wins this.
With regards to Stewie Vs Maggie I think Maggie is just a lot more focused than Stewie and that gives her the edge. Stewie has a tendency to let his mind and mouth wander. With prep he could solo the whole tournament though.
I'd love to see Ned Flanders Vs Meg now that's a fight!!!!
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