•No prep
•Round 1: win by KO
•Round 2: bloodlust on
•Battle takes place on the entire earth no population.
Discuss NOW!
Omega Beams
Yep.
Everybody except Hulk get one shotted by Darkseid.. Now depending on the incarnation... Hulk could survive (not win) Savage loses bad and quick.. WWH would be difficult to keep down... But it's winning that's the hard part.. I don't see it happening !
P.s. World Breaker would win ! :P
Everybody except Hulk get one shotted by Darkseid.. Now depending on the incarnation... Hulk could survive (not win) Savage loses bad and quick.. WWH would be difficult to keep down... But it's winning that's the hard part.. I don't see it happening !
P.s. World Breaker would win ! :P
Skaar doesn't get one shot'd... Rulk doesn't get one shot'd, Hulk doesn't get 1 shot'd... So no... Only the girls gets one shot'd to be accurate...
Omega Beams
Yep.
I say World Breaker Hulk grabbs Cosmic Hulk to use him as a shield while darkseid fires his Omega beam. (his omega beams come from a cosmic energy source called the omega effect) Cosmic Hulk absorbs Darkseids beams while WBHulk runs at him. Darkseid switches tactics and charges at both of them. Cosmic Hulk realeases all of Darkseids cosmic energy at him knocking him out. The whole hulk family plays tug of war with him ripping him in half and rippes off his head......regular Superman though.....
I say World Breaker Hulk grabbs Cosmic Hulk to use him as a shield while darkseid fires his Omega beam. (his omega beams come from a cosmic energy source called the omega effect) Cosmic Hulk absorbs Darkseids beams while WBHulk runs at him. Darkseid switches tactics and charges at both of them. Cosmic Hulk realeases all of Darkseids cosmic energy at him knocking him out. The whole hulk family plays tug of war with him ripping him in half and rippes off his head......regular Superman though.....
NOTE: I am assuming pre-nu52 Darkseid here
Superman has never resisted the BFR Omega Beams (they work on him everytime Darkseid uses them on him), and only Batman and Mister Miracle have experienced the Soul attack part of the OB, and neither of them resisted getting hit.
Why do we assume Darkseid is going to do that? He may send out an avatar, like he did with his soul on Earth II, or simply handwave dissolve some of the non-Banner Hulks. He did it to Desaad and Kalibak, who we know can fight Superman one on one, Desaad can even hurt Superman.
And even if the Hulk's destroy the Avatar of Darkseid in the battle, he can just make more with his Soul like he did in the Earth II crossover story or when he animated giant statues of him to communicate from the Source Wall.
Unless the Hulk's have a way to smash his Soul to pieces, he can pick them off at his liesure.
NOTE: Now I will assume nu52 Darkseid
I would say Hulks win, definitely, unless he showed much better showings in a recent comic than in his JLA appearance.
I say World Breaker Hulk grabbs Cosmic Hulk to use him as a shield while darkseid fires his Omega beam. (his omega beams come from a cosmic energy source called the omega effect) Cosmic Hulk absorbs Darkseids beams while WBHulk runs at him. Darkseid switches tactics and charges at both of them. Cosmic Hulk realeases all of Darkseids cosmic energy at him knocking him out. The whole hulk family plays tug of war with him ripping him in half and rippes off his head......regular Superman though.....
NOTE: I am assuming pre-nu52 Darkseid here
Superman has never resisted the BFR Omega Beams (they work on him everytime Darkseid uses them on him), and only Batman and Mister Miracle have experienced the Soul attack part of the OB, and neither of them resisted getting hit.
Why do we assume Darkseid is going to do that? He may send out an avatar, like he did with his soul on Earth II, or simply handwave dissolve some of the non-Banner Hulks. He did it to Desaad and Kalibak, who we know can fight Superman one on one, Desaad can even hurt Superman.
And even if the Hulk's destroy the Avatar of Darkseid in the battle, he can just make more with his Soul like he did in the Earth II crossover story or when he animated giant statues of him to communicate from the Source Wall.
Unless the Hulk's have a way to smash his Soul to pieces, he can pick them off at his liesure.
NOTE: Now I will assume nu52 Darkseid
I would say Hulks win, definitely, unless he showed much better showings in a recent comic than in his JLA appearance.
Just a question and/or theory;
Once they beat the Darkseid Avatar wouldn't They just be stronger Than any of the clones that arrive afterward,their strength and durability should arise during the fight from the first one and they should not have any trouble afterwards
I think sending countless clones would just be digging a grave for darkseid
@fiodestromus: I didn't say countless, I said if they kill one it's not like Darkseid is out of the fight. And picking off at leisure involves liberal use of the Soul attack Omega Beam thing that forces you to live through countless hellish lives. Or BFR them into a sun/blackhole/whatever.
@the_imperator: I didn't know he could do that.Was just a question though
Thanks
Omega Beams
"Hulk Sma ahhh" " My Omega Beams shall reduce you to ash"
Omega Beams
This ...
I can see the hulk family doing this, depends on what the definition of "family" is.
I can't see them doing anything but vanishing at contact with the Omega Beams.
@nickthedevil: depends on what the definition of family is. If it's anyone remotely related to any hulk then that's ALOT of people running around.
But yeah, omega beams should be able to BFR all of them. I was speaking more for round one.
rulk (loeb force) solos
Darkseid solos.
Round 1:
KO only, eh? This round's gonna be so fuckin' hard ta write, cuz it doesn't feel right writin' about a fight with Darkseid fightin' some people so inferior to him without him just killin' 'em (I love Hulk an' Rulk an' all those dudes, but Darkseid's just too powerful), but awright, this is how it goes:
She Hulk jumps t'wards Darkseid, but Darkseid just grabs her arms an' brutally tears 'em off, then he punches down a buildin' an' quickly throws She Hulk under it an' she's KO'd. Then Red She Hulk jumps t'wards Darkseid, but Darkseid grabs her leg an' squeezes it so hard it breaks an' says "overconfident, foolish child! How DARE you attack me in such a mindless assault??!!" an' then he grabs her ribs an' squeezes 'em so hard they break, an' she screams in pain an' then Darkseid mindra*es her an' KO's her. Hulk rushes t'wards Darkseid an' yells "GREY MAN HURT HULK'S FRIENDS!!!! HULK WILL SMASH YOU!!!!" an' Darkseid says "highly unlikely, lummox" an' burns most of Hulk's skin, muscle mass an' tendons off with the Omega Beams, an' then Darkseid pim* smacks Hulk an' KO's him. Then Red Hulk an' A-Bomb rushes t'wards Darkseid, an' Darkseid says "idiots! Do you not see the mindlessness in so foolishly trying to overpower me head-on? I am DARKSEID! I AM YOUR DESTROYER!" an' grabs A-Bomb an' rips his scaly armored skin off even easier than Abomination did it, then he mindra*es both Rulk an' A-Bomb, an' anyone that's left an' KO's 'em.
Round 2:
Bloodlust on, awright that's wut I've been waitin' for, Darkseid kills 'em all.
First She Hulk jumps t'wards Darkseid, an' kicks 'im at the knee, but she breaks her own foot an' causes no damage whatsoever to Darkseid. Darkseid looks down at her an' is amused by her pathetic attempt ta harm him, then he says "you feeble-minded, ridiculous FOOL! Darkseid does not waste time with mere children" an' then he stomps her head to the ground, an' smashes her head to bits. Then A-Bomb rushes t'wards Darkseid like a mad animal, but Darkseid says "you pitiful FOOL! Such a suicidal attempt to attack me will only result in your own demise!" an' grabs A-Bomb around the neck, an' then squeezes as hard as he can an' breaks A-Bombs neck so hard he dies. Then Red Hulk jumps t'wards Darkseid an' grabs 'im around the neck an' says "nice job dealing with women and children, Darkseid. Now let's see how you handle ME!" but Darkseid just says "you dare lay hands on me, you dull-witted brute?" an' then he grabs Red Hulk's forearm an' squeezes so hard it breaks, an' Rulk screams in pain. Darkseid then double hammerfists Red Hulk's head deep into the ground, which smashes his skull ta bits. Then Hulk jumps t'wards Darkseid an' says "GREY MAN KILL HULK'S FRIENDS!!!! NOW HULK SMASH!!!!!" an' Darkseid says "I think not" an' pim* smacks Hulk in the face, which sends Hulk flyin' thru several buildin's. Then Skaar is rushin' t'wards Darkseid, an' Darkseid erases him from existence with the full force of the Omega Beams. Red She Hulk then goes up an' kicks Darkseid in the gut, but again Darkseid feels no pain an' the bones in Red She Hulk's foot got pulverized. Darkseid then grabs her leg an' body slams her, an' that body slam kills Red She Hulk an' smashes every bone in her body. Hulk then jumps back an' yells "GREY MAN KILL BETTY!!!!!! HULK SMASH GREY MAN NOW!!!!!" an' then tries ta punch Darkseid, but Darkseid easily sees it comin' an' blocks it, an' Hulk tries ta get in more haymakers, but Darkseid blocks, an' then he punches Hulk at the chest with a straight right, but b'fore Hulk can get flyin' too far Darkseid uses his impressive speed an' quickly grabs him an' body slams him. Darkseid says "unimpressive. Your pitiful strength may be impressive among mere mortals, but to MINE it is NOTHING!". An' then Hulk slowly gets up an' says "H-H-Hulk…w-w-will….smash….g-g-grey m-m-man…" an' tries ta punch Darkseid, but Darkseid grabs Hulk's fist an' says "fool" an' breaks Hulk's fist by squeezin'. Then Darkseid says "you have lasted longer than your friends, brute. But now, your time is OVER!" an' starts punchin' Hulk's head into the ground like crazy, an' after a couple 'a punches Hulk's skull is crushed. Darkseid then says "pathetic…is this the best you have to offer? This brutishness is beneath me. Now, I shall reduce you all to…ASHES!" an' erases the rest of 'em from existence with the Omega Beams (ye y'know I might'a missed someone in the Hulk family, that's why the endin' was a bit random).
Yep round 2 was much better than round 1.
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