The Eleventh Doctor vs 2014 Godzilla

This battle takes place in real-life universe (not DW or Godzilla universe). The Doctor has access to his TARDIS but he can only use it to travel anywhere on Earth (no time travel or travel off Earth). The Doctor is tasked with taking out Godzilla. Can he do it?

In the real world, Godzilla is crushed under his own weight and the Doctor gets hit by a stray bullet rather than running between Dalek fire like he's playing dodgeball.

In the real world The Doctor's TARDIS gets confiscated. He asks why they took and claim that he is a terrorist and he is violating our constitutional rights assuming it is in the U.S. (although I could see other countries doing the same thing) Godzilla gets nuked... A LOT...

@rogueshadow:

loll

@rogueshadow: isn't Godzilla supposed to be resilient enough NOT to get crushed under his own weight and aren't pillar-like legs perfect for supporting weights?

"anywhere on earth, in the real world."
So... a nuke tanking, only can really take damage from other kaijus Godzilla is put into our world today against a guy with a teleporting phone box.

...Uh. Godzilla in a literal stomp takes down humanity and the Doctor. Unless he can teleport inside Godzilla and like, causes him to stop breathing.

xD

The Doctor was originally English, he's now Scottish, Godzilla is Japanese. So the U.S has nothing to do with this battle.

VERDICT: The doctor uses Timelord technology to hold Godzilla in the bowels of the T.A.R.D.I.S,

But seeing as the Doctor is good n all, I can see him feeding Godzilla radiation to keep him happy.

Godzilla literally stomps with easy

The Doctor with the TARDIS (even as restricted as it is) completely rapestomps. Godzilla can in noway hurt the TARDIS.

So... what is he going to do against Godzilla?

He's just going to sit in Tardis? Get real, Godzilla has atomic breath.

@thedropkickjd: Teleport inside Godzilla, blow Godzilla up with missiles, scramble Godzillas brains, trap Godzilla in the TARDIS and crush him (yes the TARDIS can do that). As if Atomic breathe is anything special compared to what the Doctor has faced.

Exactly. Because in their eyes that is too much power for one man to have. Because they wont be able to control him. So they must get it out of his hands and take control of the Tardis. And then they start using the Tardis for themselves.