The Adamantium Elephant and its Mahout vs Cullen family

#1 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

VS

The family have been drugged and sent to Kravens Game Reserve in india

The Adamantium elephant

Has a healing factor equal to wolverines, it has Adamantium bones and teeth (this includes tusks which are teeth) and Adamantium Armour, It can shoot Acid from its trunk as well.

It has the base strength of 100 tons and it gets progessivley stronger when angry similar to the hulk except it has a limit of 200 tons, it can run at 70 miles an hour with its armour equipped.

Kraven is armed with An Elephant gun with Adamantium Bullets and a Adamantium Spear,

Kraven has a week to study the Vampires

The Family

Have no prep

No gear or special equipment

No weapons

They can flee from and avoid Kraven and his Pachyderm but only if Bella is still alive, If bella dies she becomes a vampire and they must fight against the Hunter and his Beast

They have a 5 years before Kraven calls it quits and goes back to his Palace

They must be able to survive the in the jungle, they need to find food and water for Bella, Wildlife in the Jungle includes, Deer,Tigers,Sloth Bears,Crocodiles,Birds,snakes,insects and Poachers armed with AK-47s

#2 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3028 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Well...this is certainly an intricate scenario.

#3 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Lord_Johnathan: The things Boredom does to you :P

#4 Posted by laflux (4878 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

@Lord_Johnathan: The things Boredom does to you :P

The Cullens murder the Mahout and keep Nelly as a pet.

#5 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (4569 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

They shouldn't have any troubles running away..

#6 Posted by DocFatalis (1419 posts) - 5 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I would like this elephant to stomp the writer(s) of this so-called novel/movie/abomination that twilight is. I don't give a damn about the characters, probably because they are all plain ridiculous, which suits the story now that you think about it. it accomplishes the remarkable performance to be shallow, boring AND pretentious at the same time.

The Goon is the person who addressed the twilight issue the best according to me.

#7 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 5 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

@DocFatalis: I love the goon thanks for posting this!

#8 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 5 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

@laflux: The Elephant cannot be reasoned with he takes no prisoners and if his mahout dies he reaches herald strength level, Vampires can die via dismemberment or "by being ripped to shreds" as the rather feeble minded writer says.

#9 Posted by laflux (4878 posts) - 5 months, 8 days ago - Show Bio

@AmazingScrewOnHead said:

@laflux: The Elephant cannot be reasoned with he takes no prisoners and if his mahout dies he reaches herald strength level, Vampires can die via dismemberment or "by being ripped to shreds" as the rather feeble minded writer says.

In that case then Nelly Stomps, literally LOL =D

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