Thanos VS Team Constantine

pre52 Constantine - pre 52 Jenny Quantum - pre 52 Martian Manhunter - H'el

RULES:

In character, no prep, standard gear

Win by KO or death

Team

Thanos destroys them

Please discuss

team ftw

No prep? Thanos stomps.

With prep (because of Constantine) I don't know how to call it.

Team definitely.

some think its a stomp for thanos, others think its a definite win for the team.

Going with the team.

Only one person thinks it's a stomp for Thanos, and he must be insane if he thinks that Thanos is taking down Constantine, H'el, Jenny, and MMH at the same time.

H'el and MMH vs Thanos would be a tough fight by itself.

Adding in the Reality Warping Jenny, and the Deus Ex Machina that is JohnCon makes it a stomp.

Jmarshmallow

I think Thanos wins in a very good fight.

Thanos

@ordinaryalan: @xiix: @jmarshmallow:

discuss please

@comicuser: They are not enough to put down Thanos.

And how do you figure that? Jenny Quantum has vast reality warping powers, and the combo of MMH/He'l would prove challenging enough.

Plus you have Constantine, who is such a Plot Device that he can literally coerce God into doing what he wants.

Jmarshmallow

If they can hold Thanos off long enough for Constantine to conjure up some cheat magic, then the team could win.... Man, I gotta read Hellblazer again.

This.
Because Thanos and cosmic beings are a bunch of tossers.

Jenny solos.

bump

Jenny's not harming thanos at all. thanos wrecks

Why not? How so?

@comicuser Thanos is impervious to reality warping and matter manipulation.

@monsterstomp: @jmarshmallow: @ordinaryalan: @neongamewave: @reaverlation:

please discuss. Im trying to get the discussion started.

@comicuser Yeah.... I'm not trying to debate 5 people at once.

@jmarshmallow:

Dude if team had prep they could win. But without it Thanos powerlevel and invulnerability is completly insane. Niether Galactus or Odin could put him down.

But the majority of vine agrees that Constantine could outprep even Dr.Who. I could see John Constantine pulling a win against Thanos the team.

@jagernutt mmmm I wouldn't go there mate. Galactus broke through his shields, and had him begging to stay his hand. And odin didn't go all out on him..

@nighthunder: Was that ever stated/confirmed? Or are you basing it off of this? Because if that's the case, that would rather be like claiming someone's totally immune to an attack from Hydro-Man because they once swam through a body of water............

Galactus could, and did. Additionally, it was Thanos' shields that bore the brunt of the assault, and even then he was on his knees, charred, and pleading for mercy even AFTER Galactus had spent much of his power.

Plus he hasn't used those shields(defensively surrounding his person) in over decade(that I'm aware of), which would hardly make them standard at this point.

@nighthunder:

I can't post scans from a cellphone device.

An admittedly well-fed Galactus unloaded most all of his energy reserves on Thanos just to break thrue his shields. Then threatened to unload on Thanos a second time only to find that he had exhausted his vital energies during the first attack. Galactus was forced into useing so much energy on Thanos that he went from being a well fed Galactus to a starving Galactus n just one over exerted attack against Thanos shields. And ws unable to do it twice and Thanos manipulated him into it.

@nighthunder said:

No, he's not lol. Are you really trying to say that someone like Franklin Richards, Mxy, MJJ, Lucifer Morningstar, etc. would have no effect on Thanos?

LOL

@jagernutt

Dude if team had prep they could win.

Popular misconception mate!

John Constantine almost never preps to do the things he does. He mostly just improvises, and it works out for him because of a power called Synchronicity Wave Traveling. Basically, Constantine literally can't lose because the universe is literally guiding everything in his favor.

So far, it's shown powerful enough to affect Angels, Demons, Hell Lords, Superheroes, and even God. So I don't see why it wouldn't work against Thanos.

But without it Thanos powerlevel and invulnerability is completly insane.

As are H'el and MMH, to be fair.

Niether Galactus or Odin could put him down.

Galactus was barely even trying, and he was able to break right through his shields. Thanos only survived by reasoning with him.

And Odin wasn't going all out.

But the majority of vine agrees that Constantine could outprep even Dr.Who.

Again, he doesn't use prep. Just saying.

I could see John Constantine pulling a win against Thanos the team.

Exactly. JohnCon just puts this over the edge in the Teams favor. He's a wild card.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow:

I wish xiix would have posted the parts of that book which would have explained what was actually going on.

Galactus wasn't barely trying. If you read more of the scans from that book you will see Galactus was we'll fed earlier and after that attack he lost so much energy against Thanos he needed to feed again. In the very next scan Galactus has a panic attack because he too much energy. And Thanos set the whole thing up.

Thanos stomps.

Are you kidding? It only took one blast from Galactus to break Thanos' shield.

Another one, and Thanos would have been done for.

Jmarshmallow

Jenny solos.

@jmarshmallow:

Like I said. Galactus could not do that attack twice to Thanos. It was stated in the next scan. Galactus had a panic attack over how much energy he just. And Thanos new it.

Show me.

Jmarshmallow

discuss

@jmarshmallow:

I would have already littered the page about this.I'll have to link you to another thread. I can't post feats from my cellphone.

@jagernutt: And that changes......................what exactly?

I claimed he dominated Thanos, and he did.

What does Galactus having to exert himself to the point of personal depletion to penetrate shields THANOS DOESN'T USE ANYMORE(like in the scan) have to do with anything that was said?

You claimed

Which is false(as can plainly be seen, even after having expended a great deal of energy to penetrate said shields, Thanos was still helpless). He's even admitted his personal power is basically pathetic compared to Galactus'.

And by your own admission, Galactus was depleted, yet Thanos was still totally helpless against him.

Stop being disingenuous as though there's some vital context being omitted.

It's a bad look.

Team stomps

@xiix:

Then post the scans I'm talking about and let's see.

@jagernutt: You mean this one, where Thanos gets bounced on his head and tries to plead some more with an admittedly hungry Galactus?

Again: "that changes......................what exactly?"

Feel free to cite the issue number, because I DARE you to prove to the contrary that Thanos is anything but utterly inferior to Galactus on all offensive fronts by a large margin.

Which again; He himself admitted.

In the same series.

@comicuser: Jenny is universal. It's not even close.

@xiix:

Also the scan where it was stated prior that Galactus well fed before attack.

@jagernutt: ..................................No one ever DENIED that.

In fact, I've given testament as such myself several times in this very thread(it's like you're not even reading what's being typed).

It says right there in the scans I POSTED that "dealing with you has depleted vital energies", and that "Never before have I had to exert myself to pierce a mere force-field".

A force-field that Thanos DOESN'T USE ANYMORE.

I'll repeat for the third time : "that changes......................what exactly?"

You're asking me to keep posting scans of something I ALREADY AGREED WITH AND PROVED.

It literally makes no sense.