Thanos vs Darkseid

• Pure physical fight
• Only hand to hand
• Both are showing their whole bald head
• Actually they are both fully naked

How it started

Thanos - I want the Infinity Gauntlet again, that would be grand

Darkseid - I was born by the Rio Grande river

Thanos - Cool, we should hang out dude

Darkseid - I've got a busy schedule but I could make arrangements... how about under the moonlight by the football stadium

Thanos - Sounds wicked rad man, see you there

The next day

Thanos - Hey Darkseid I hate you

Darkseid - I hate you too

Thanos - I'm gonna fight you and kill you ok

Darkseid - Alright but I'll kill you first

Thanos - No

Setting

Both are scarred from these two events -

The bike cop gets a promotion for the arrest of two tyrants.

Thanos. Unless the guy in pic was supposed to be a police officer?

@hatemalingsia: He is a cop

Both die on the spot.

A bicycle cop on stairs turns there hearts into Radion, kills their kids, burns down their house, eats their dog.

@notatreeabush: Been done.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/thanos-vs-darkseid-no-powers-h2h-559853/

@jedixman@saren

@ordinaryalan: read the op. In this one they're naked

@ordinaryalan: The cop counts as part of the battle

@ordinaryalan: Not the same.

= win.

Eh Darkseid dies in the fight, the Thanos comic is non canon and the Darskeid stairs thing had context

Thanos vs. Darkseid has been done approximately 2 x 10^googleplex times. It's time to use Google.com before making threads.

@thegrayghost: Doesn't matter if it isn't canon they are both still scarred by the traumatic events

And let's get better pics!

And Darkseid:

What were we talking about again?

Inconsequential. It's still H2H.

Again, inconsequential.

It would be the same outcome regardless.

@ordinaryalan: Some are arguing that the cop wins, get shrekt

@ordinaryalan: It's not too ogre it's never too ogre

Are you questioning our ogre lord????

@m_man: Lord Pyramid Head>>>>>>(xinfinty)Ogre lord

The cop shoots and kills both in "Self Defense"