Tao v Madcap

Battle takes place in a Deserted Grand Central Station.
Tao & Madcap start 5 feet apart Unarmed..
Rules - for the first 12 hrs neither character can touch the other..Just make faces, shout,chat wotever but no touching :-)
After the 12 hr mark anything goes :-)
Who Wins?

They become best friends forever.

I'd back Tao because I like him more.

" I'd back Tao because I like him more. "

" They become best friends forever. "

Bump..Ok any other views on this encounter?
Can Tao make madcap his BOY?? Or is madcap too Unpredictable even for Tao to manipulate?