Superman vs Thor

Conditions

• Worthy Thor
• New 52 Superman
• Pillow fight
• Both are given magical unbreakable feather pillows that are as hard as diamonds
• Cant use anything but pillows
• Morals off
• No outside help
• Win by KO or Death
• Takes place on the moon

Stalemate, I think.

Callouts

Thor:

@dondave@rogueshadow@New_World_Order@serrure@norrinboltagonprime21@unbreakable_fs4@darrellacoustic@wolverine08@jayc1324@cosmicallyaware1@patrat18@risingbean@cable_extreme@14nc3@thitiki@king_stranglehold_da_first@sophia89@lowlaville@godtriggerhulk@ssj_god@thedailybagel@oceanmaster21@thor_parker82@apocalypse3@hulkage@comicdude360@jackjack390@cgoodness@spiderman1997@nighthunder

Superman:

@allstarsuperman@lvenger@dondave@rbt@dccomicsrule2011@buttersdaman000@comicstooge@risingbean@frozen@comicace3@pokeysteve@ancient_0f_days@god_spawn@matchesmalone21@theamazingimmortalman@lowlaville@patrat18@zeroplus@thitiki@demonknights@ssj_god@darkseid1006@thor_parker82@captain_batman_ftw@sirneko

Ends in spontaneous, feathery sex

@buttersdaman000:

Fag

I'm gonna dump my lemonsauce all over your face

@lemonsauce: Come out of the closet its warmer outside.

@buttersdaman000: @sophia89: @docloud

Didn't realize comicvine was for homos

He says with my lemonsauce dripping down his cheeks

@lemonsauce:

Tee hee.

Pillows break upon impact. Diamond is not stronger than Supes' or Thor's body.

Going with Sponge Bob Square Pants on this one.

Mmhmm. Yep.

the pillows rip

They are indestructible :/ its just the equivalent of getting hit by a diamond like object but it wont break

@cgoodness: my vote is Thor but could go either way

Superman speed blitzes

Change Thor with Doomsday.

Superman ends the god of hammers

@lemonsauce: Don't think they mind "fags" and "homos" here, it's the intolerant a-holes they tend to ban.

Ends in sex or I'm on the fence. 50/50 down to magic/speed

@buttersdaman000: Lol but both Heroes are as straight as can be.

The pillows are magical so Supes will lose :p If the pillows weren't magical we would have a different case on our hands

@sc

@lemonsauce:

im here duh

WTF

@lemonsauce: Hello. Just a warning, don't use those sorts of insults okay? We do not allow it here at CV.