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#1 Posted by DeathByAnts (400 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

  • Random Encounter
  • MWCBTITS is at peak not-being-able-to-be-thrown-into-the-sun powers.
  • Fight takes place in the HEART of Iowa
  • Who wins?
#2 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

#3 Posted by heymanjack (716 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman throws the sun at him LOL

#4 Posted by DeathByAnts (400 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by russellmania77 (14547 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman leaves and doodle man wins by bfr

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#6 Posted by dondave (34336 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman throws the sun at him LOL

LMAO

#7 Posted by Jmarshmallow (3562 posts) - - Show Bio

@heymanjack: Literally the funniest thing I've seen all day lol...

#8 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman throws the sun at him LOL

Only thing I could find to describe how much I laughed.

#10 Posted by Cooldes (3925 posts) - - Show Bio

SUPES WINS

but he should be able to beat sentry

#11 Posted by GhostRavage (8357 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman throws the sun at him LOL

Hahahahahaaaaa! xD! Funny sh*t

#12 Edited by Rick_Grayson (729 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by OhItsThatGuy (791 posts) - - Show Bio

@heymanjack: But Man-who-can't-be-thrown-into-the-sun has a Bald Eagle on his shoulder, signifying he has the power of 'Murica. :(

#14 Posted by Mattersuit (4270 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.
He ain't even bullet-proof.

#15 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

#16 Edited by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

#17 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

#18 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

#19 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

#20 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

#21 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

arrested?

no prison on The Sun could hold the man

#22 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

arrested?

no prison on The Sun could hold the man

source.

#23 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

arrested?

no prison on The Sun could hold the man

source.

I don't remember the issue numbers, but I'm pretty sure it was in Rob Leifeld's run on justice society of america, the malbu/chaos comic crossover by Robert E. Howard.

#24 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3436 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

arrested?

no prison on The Sun could hold the man

source.

I don't remember the issue numbers, but I'm pretty sure it was in Rob Leifeld's run on justice society of america, the malbu/chaos comic crossover by Robert E. Howard.

gtg (accidentally flagged you trying to reply to you no joke) c u later

#25 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

okay than, Superman calls the police and gets him arrested for public indecency.

arrested?

no prison on The Sun could hold the man

source.

I don't remember the issue numbers, but I'm pretty sure it was in Rob Leifeld's run on justice society of america, the malbu/chaos comic crossover by Robert E. Howard.

gtg (accidentally flagged you trying to reply to you no joke) c u later

.....................heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

#26 Edited by Jmarshmallow (3562 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by P0rtal (872 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by Web_Flotsam (1066 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman throws him at the sun, but due to his powers, misses and instead throws him into deep space.

#29 Posted by hardcorefakes (691 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman farts and erases him out of existence, then calls it a day for the forces of good.

#30 Posted by Elzio1 (120 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman starts to dance and then the MWCBTITS starts to feel humiliated and commits suicide

#31 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4825 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Posted by i_like_swords (13017 posts) - - Show Bio

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

@betatesthighlander1 said:

@_cerberus_ said:

Superman snaps his neck or burns him into ashes.

P.S: You could have just said no BFR.

Burns him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

@mattersuit said:

Superman laughs at him, calls Batman, Batman laughs at him, calls Robin, Robin laughs, calls Jason. Jason laughs, then shoots MWCBTITS in the head.

He ain't even bullet-proof.

shoots him with what? he can't be thrown into the sun

he has the ability NOT to get thrown into the sun, no immunity to heat ;)

but how can you make heat without the sun?

what, does Superman use his laser vision?

gusss what, the other guy can't get thrown into the sun

he has the power not to get thrown to the sun, nothing else ;)

Superman turns him to ashes or just punches his head off ;)

punches his head off? fat chance, the guy can't be thrown into the sun

Lmao

#35 Posted by TifaLockhart (14012 posts) - - Show Bio

Shouldn't this guy be fighting Sentry?

#36 Posted by Killemall (18252 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch.

Man-who-cant-be-thrown-in-the-sun has a duck with him in the OP, thats too powerful for any hero to deal with.

Remove the duck and it might be more even.

#37 Posted by SpideyPresence (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmfao this thread is hilarious

#38 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch.

Man-who-cant-be-thrown-in-the-sun has a duck with him in the OP, thats too powerful for any hero to deal with.

Remove the duck and it might be more even.

It seems to be a duck/hawk hybrid...

#39 Posted by patzello (431 posts) - - Show Bio

Has no one noticed the ice fist/ flame fist?! What is Supes gonna do when that crazy, sun-dodging kung-fu master throws an Awkward Hot/Cold massage on him?